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chris72a wrote:

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Who’d be interested in a group purchase, I’m sure if we can get some quantity Allan will look after us with price. Put your expression of interest in this thread and we’ll see what numbers we can come up with, maybe organise the buy for end of january after christmas etc is over. There you go our first OLD Bull group purchase.

Cheers
Chris.

I’m keen Chris ,Let me know when and how much

Cheers

Make that 2 sets a mates keen too

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If I look like i’m adjusting my trip meter they will think I stoped here on purpose

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I know the pull start’s here somewhere

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The Harley-Davidson Facts

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. ‘Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.’

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ‘ I want to hang out with God.’

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, ‘Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ‘
Arthur said, ‘Yeah, that’s me…’

God commented: ‘Well, what’s the big deal in inventing something that’s pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can’t run without a road?’

Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, ‘Excuse me, but aren’t you the inventor of woman?’

God said, ‘Ah, yes .’

‘Well,’ said Arthur, ‘professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
1. There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

‘Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,’ replied God, ‘hold on.’

God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

‘Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,’ God said to Arthur, ‘but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours’.

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A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.

The next day the kids came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, ‘My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chooks. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.’

‘What’s the moral of the story?’ asked the teacher. ‘Don’t put all your eggs in one basket!’ ‘Very good,’ said the teacher.

Next little Emily raised her hand and said, ‘Our family are farmers too. But we raise chooks for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is: ‘Don’t count your chickens before they’re hatched’.’

‘That was a fine story Emily. Johny, do you have a story to share?’

‘Yes. My dad told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was 3 bottles of rum, a machine gun and a machete. She drank all the rum on the way down so it wouldn’t break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.’

‘Good heavens,’ said the horrified teacher, ‘what kind of moral did your father tell you from that horrible story?’

‘Stay the f*ck away from Aunty Sharon when she’s been on the piss.

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Not a joke but funny anyway

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Use too Mick but we have moved 8 times in the last 10 years so it gets a bit messy
and number 9 is coming in January(i’m getting closer to NSW)

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Thanks and a carton of beer goes along way in my books ,sounds like its time for a upgrade from the 80 im sure you would have something in the shed you could sell him Mick

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Good stuff TB….Ive heard they are good and been tossing up whether buying a set now i’ll what till you test them

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Speaking of Rum doing the tour on Saturday will break up the trip down to brissy

This is a good web for all the Rum drinkers

http://www.bundabergrum.com.au

See some good things do come out of Queensland

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Trailboss wrote:

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Check this sticker kit for the DRZ, the guys at Tee n Cee signs have done a great job. I have a set of the radiator shrouds, black front mud guard stickers, and rear guard stick including number plate.
They can make them up in your bike colour for you bike, or colour choice. My Tee n Cee sticker kit is over 3 years old now and its very good condition I do nothing the look after it, I truck wash and pressure wash. The quality of the sticker material protects your plastics and is even better when you get them to fit them lol.

Radiator Shrouds

Side panels

Front & Rear guards

They look SH#THOT i just ordered some new plastics for the KX may have to get some stickers made up for that

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He also got sent off for a high tackle on Noah

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Jeez mate that was a low blow I’ll give you my address so you can come over and kick my dog too:lol: 😆

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No Worries TB…..Only joking couldn’t find my ski mask anyway

Cheers

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Hey Mick,

They would just about be a collectors item now ,I use to race one way back when jesus played fullback for Jerusalem

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