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Q. What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A. If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts!Good news….lets hope he gets his bike back in one piece
I was hoping for FI on the honda and they look good with the new colors…Ive been told the Yamies dont suit bigger blokes….i think it will come down to which shop gives me the best deal
CheersYes i’m leaning towards the KLX only because the last 6 bikes ive owned have been kawasaki’s and havent had a problem with any of them but maybe time for a change
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I think you two are on the wrong site try old queen trailriders :kiss:
Thanks Ollie…..Ive been looking for a new one for much the same reason as you said the cables are a pain in the arse and turning it off and on,having to get into your back pack …I looked at the SUV-Cam but they are $1400.00 and i just want something i can throw on and go for a quick ride the ATC3K sounds good i will have a look on ebay
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A guy can’t obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor.
The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there’s nothing he can do unless he’s willing to try an experimental surgery.
The guy asks what the surgery is.
The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.
The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to “try out his new equipment”.
The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner.
While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.
His girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly look on her face.
She says “That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?”
With his eyes watering and a painful expression on his face, he says “Probably, but I don’t know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass!”.Three men died and found themselves standing in line at the pearly gates. One was gay, another Italian, the other was Jewish.
At the gates of Heaven, these three were told that they had led a sinful life and each would be granted one last chance to redeem himself to get into Heaven. But, they each had to make a sacrifice.
The gay man wasn’t allowed to practice sodomy, the Jew wasn’t allowed to pick any money up off the ground and the Italian wasn’t allowed to have pizza. They only had to make this sacrifice for one day.
They were sent back down to Earth. They were walking along and the Italian said, “This is gonna be easy!” But then, right as he said that, they passed a pizza parlor and the Italian could smell the pizza.
“Oh, mama-mia! That smells good! One little bite couldn’t hurt!” The Italian took a bite and disappeared.
At this point the Jew and gay man knew that they had to have willpower. So, they walked a little more when the Jew saw a dime rolling his way. He got a look of glee in his eye and said, “One little dime won’t do anything!”
He bent over to pick up the dime and the gay man disappeared.
Hey TB what sort is the other one you have….Ive got a hel-cam(thats the brand) which ive had for a coulpe of years…the camera is bullet proof but i’m on my 3 video camera ,The one i have now is a JVC enverio hybrid which i record onto a memory card and seems to be pretty robust ive had a few good falls and cam still going good
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Here’s one for those of us old enough to remember the Paul Hogan show
A family was driving behind a rubbish truck when a large dildo flies out and hits the windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids “my what a big insect”, to which her 7 year old says, “I’m surprised it could fly with a dick that size”.
Congrats on 1000 Mick
I hope i get a chance to come on a ride next year i’m looking at getting a trail bike after Chrissy….may even be a Honda
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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe and they proceed to get blitzed. The giraffe drinks so much it passes out on the floor. The man gets up and heads for the door to leave when the bartender yells, “Hey! You can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The drunk replies, “That’s not a lion! It’s a giraffe.”
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says “But sir, its just a sperm bank!”, “I don’t care, open it now!!!” he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says “Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!”, she looks at him “BUT, they are sperm samples???” , “DO IT!”. So the nurse sucks it back. “That one there, drink that one as well.”, so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, “See honey – its not that hard.”
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