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I wouldn’t own one but i’d like to have a play on one for a day

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That is the lowest of lows…I had a mate years ago who had his bike stolen he went looking at the local riding areas and two days later the scum bag came riding past on his bike he caught up with him down the track and it wasn’t pretty…maybe check out the local riding spots over the next day or two

Good luck Chop

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Blonde take’s her car to a mechanic….Mechanic fixes it in 5 minutes

That was quick say’s the blonde what was wrong

Not much say’s the mechanic just shit in the air filter

Blonde replies how often…..

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Gidday Trailboss

I went up for 3 days to scope the job its been put off untill early next year so i will be taking my bike up then…..i’m stuck over in port hedland at the moment so my sense of houmor has faded abit will post more jokes soon

C YA

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You should be able to right click and save them and when you open them they should be full size if not PM me your email address and ill send them to you

C YA

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Here’s some of my favorites

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I live by this

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An American, a New Zealander, and an Australian were sitting in a seedy bar enjoying a few beers.

The American grabbed his beer, knocked it back in one gulp, then he threw the glass into the air and shot it with his handgun. As he set the handgun on the bar, he told the New Zealander and the Australian that in the great U.S. of A they had so much money they never drank out of the same glass twice.

Next the New Zealander drank his beer, threw the glass into the air and shot the glass with the American’s gun. As he was setting the gun back on the bar he proclaimed that in New Zealand they made so much money from sheep that he too never drank out of the same glass twice.

Next the Australian drank his beer, grabbed the gun off the bar, and shot the New Zealander. As he was setting the gun back on the bar, he told the American that in Australia we have so many New Zealanders you never have to drink with the same one twice.

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A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead.

Well, the blonde is angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and points it to her own head.

The boyfriend yells “No, honey, don’t do it!.”

The blonde replies “Shut up, you’re next.”

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Jenny wanted to join a biker gang in a real bad way but never knew exactly how to go about it. So one day she decides to follow some local bikers to their top secret hide out. She calmly walks up to the door and knocks. A gruffy lookin’ guy sticks his head out and says, “whadda ya want?” Jenny tells him that she really wants to join their gang and the man says, “well, we never let any women in our gang before but before I say no, let me ask you a few questions.” She agrees quickly. “Okay, first do you smoke?” he asked her. She responds, “hell, I’ve been smokin’ since I was 12 years old, Marlboro reds.” He says that sounds good and asks another. “Do you drink?” She says, “Oh yeah, Jack Daniels…lots of times!” He likes that too and says “Do you cuss?” Jenny says, “Fu** yeah, all the time.” “Well,” he says “that all sounds good to me but lemme ask ya one last thing. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?” Jenny responds, “Nope, but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times…….

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Here’s a good vid of hillclimbs check out the mullet

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I bet that kangaroo was sponsored by Honda

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Old men may walk slow but think FAST.

An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for
several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to
look it over, as he hadn’t been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, ‘We’re not coming out until
you leave!’ The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked. Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to feed the crocodile.’

Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.

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