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Good stuff…looks like fun

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Good thinking here’s some from me….Now how funny is that furry nuts

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MEDICAL TESTING

This is worrying

Beer contains female hormones
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women ..
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour Period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn’t drive.

7) Failed to think rationally.

Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
Regards

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When i tried octane boost throttle response wasn’t as good ,it felt like my air filter was very dirty if that makes sense….it didn’t feel like it pulled as well down low ,I tried a few different mixes with the same results ,every time throttle response was dull,went back to premium and throttle response was very snappy and pulled well down low ,A mate on a 450 race quad tried it as well with same results it may be a jetting thing

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Thanks guys….tollie will be the go our belt splicing side of the company gets that by the 44 will be able to get as much as i want

Will give ongoing ride reports from up there as i’ll be there for 8 weeks

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No worries WR i will look into that….Thanks

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Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?
A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!!

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No Worries TB i’ll take 4 just let me know how to pay for them

cheers

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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, ‘What is that you just served?’ The waiter replied, ‘Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull’s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!’

The cowboy said, ‘What the heck, bring me an order.’ The waiter replied, ‘I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.’

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, ‘These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.’

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied ‘Si, senor, sometimes the bull wins.’

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Congrats…good to see OZ has so many good juniors

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Not a joke but these guys had way too much time on there hands

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci8qZzQ4_5k

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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m not a virgin.”

The husband replies, “That’s no big thing in this day and age.”

The wife continues, “Yeah, I’ve been with one guy.”

“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?”

“Tiger Woods.”

“Tiger Woods, the golfer?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him.”

The husband and wife then make passionate love.

When they are done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

“What are you doing?” asks the wife.

The husband says, “I’m hungry, I was going to call room service and get something to eat.”

“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love a second time.

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. “Now what are you doing?” she asks.

The husband says, “I’m still hungry so I was going to get room service to get something to eat.”

“Tiger wouldn’t do that.”

“Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

“He’d come back to bed and do it again.”

The guy slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love one more time.

When they finish he’s tired and beat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, “Are you calling room service?”

“No! I’m calling Tiger Woods, to find out what the par is for this damn hole.”

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I’m on call at work so i get phone call’s at all hours to organize crew’s for breakdowns and tonight i got one at 1.30….always the way i start 4 days off today

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Thats alright squirrel i’ve got thick skin and a size 12 squirel stomper

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