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Come on Moto saying they are sh#t is like saying jennifer hawkins is ugly ….Very un Australian

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If you go to the KTM forum about 60 seconds they are a touchy mob

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I know what you mean XY…. most Yanks on TT take themselves too serious, Ive had a few give me the shits because they think that they, and the US of A is the centre of the universe and anyone else knows shit

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A teacher asks her class to use the word “contagious”. Roland the teacher’s pet, gets up and says,
“Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious.” “Well done, Roland,” says the teacher.

“Can anyone else try?”

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, “My grandma says there’s a bug going round, and it’s contagious.”

“Well done, Katie,” says the teacher.

“Anyone else?”

Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent,

“Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious.”

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Its true what you say…I saw Superman down the shops the other day and he has also let himself go abit

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

‘I should be in charge,’ said the brain,
‘Because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the blood ,
‘because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the stomach ,
‘because I process food and give all of you energy.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the legs,
‘because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the eyes,
‘Because I allow the body to see where it goes.’

‘I should be in charge,’ said the rectum,
‘Because I’m responsible for waste removal.’

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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Sorry too hear about that laserracer…But dont give up riding the DRZ option is the best they are bullet proof and are the best value for money …dont get a 250 two stroke it will just cause another heart attack :woohoo:

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KTM01 wrote:

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BF
I am in the transport industry and our biggest customer runs to perth, I could get a price if you want.
My mate lives in Newman and I am going to WA for his wedding in a month,you pay for the fuel and I’ll take it over:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

KTM01

Sounds good I’m in,thats if you dont mind a kawasaki on the back

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LC4skin wrote:

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18 bucks on ebay

Bloody hell…even there dummy’s are expensive normal ones are 2 bucks

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Trailboss wrote:

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I will make a call tomorrow as I have a mate that runs Sydney Perth return once a week, but thats from Sydney, but i will see what he says first

TB

No worries…Thanks TB

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LC4skin wrote:

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KTM Dummy

Arn’t they standard when you buy a KTM

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Trailboss wrote:

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badfun wrote:

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Trailboss wrote:

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Being involved in the transport industry as such I would be careful and would try and get in on a removals as such before I put it on with a trucking company, I could tell you stories that would shock you!

TB

I’ve had a bad experence with transport company’s before, when my ute went from Mackay to Port hedland, i went to pick it up, it was parked down the back of the yard in the corner when i looked at it…. it had a fork twine through the tail gate and the back spoiler ripped off, they said it was like that when they got it…what a sh*t fight it was to get them to pay for it

Hey I wouldnt do it Badfun no way known, unless its someone you know, removal company is the go for my money

TB

I thought if someone here has used a good carrier i would use them…as you say TB i want to use someone who is recommended as i’ve be caught before

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Trailboss wrote:

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Being involved in the transport industry as such I would be careful and would try and get in on a removals as such before I put it on with a trucking company, I could tell you stories that would shock you!

TB

I’ve had a bad experence with transport company’s before, when my ute went from Mackay to Port hedland, i went to pick it up, it was parked down the back of the yard in the corner when i looked at it…. it had a fork twine through the tail gate and the back spoiler ripped off, they said it was like that when they got it…what a sh*t fight it was to get them to pay for it

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menace wrote:

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somehow badfun…………..I DONT THINK SO!!!!!

you blasphemous swine:P

Just live in denial for now …You will come around :laugh:

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dudes, i know that my weekend wasnt as good as most of you had, out on the trails, blazin away.

i did have a good weekend for another couple of reasons…

first, i swapped this $550 chinese pit bike…

for this… an ’89 kawasaki js550 jetski.

it came with trailer, rego, 2 engines, 2 jets and a heap of other goodies in a box.
“old mate” told me it was not running as it had no spark, and he was not interested or capable of finding out why…
however, menace, the shifty pr!ck, happened to grap hold of the ‘engine ground wire’ while the bloke was crankin it over and WHACK…i got a shock! :blink:
i had found the problem, the engine ground wire was just layin in the hull….not connected!!!

“sounds like a fair swap to me” i said;) while trying my hardest not to lose my cool composureB)

after smirking all the way home:woohoo: , i got onto ebay and bought the “clymer” manual on cd for 5 bucks…the book is usually $75.

then sammy and i went and did our tax for last year and presto, over 6 gorillas comin….and some stimulus package too…

so i did something different….i got drunken to celebrate 😆 :silly: 😆 :silly: 😆 :silly:

Eagle will be proud of me as i now “technically” own a “green 2 stroke motorized vehicle”….LOL…

now to paint it ORANGE!!!!!

sammy just said….”Hmmmmm, something else to mangle yourself on hey baby!!!
no sense of humour, that girl!!

menace

still team orange, with a splash of green!!!

Thats it Menace once you get a green machine in the shed there’s no turning back…The KTM will be for sale soon

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