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  • in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #182208

    simon burke
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    Don’t worry Krusty….you and the other riders will be well looked after by me and Pep in the Super Support Vehicle :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: DES20091800268.jpg

    in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #182207

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    in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #184832

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    Tiny wrote:

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    BOLLOCKS wrote:

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    Trailboss wrote:

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    Bollocks can you do a good damper mate?

    bloody oath :cheer:

    Bet you have had a few soggy saos in your time to hey :P 😆 😆

    no Tiny i haven’t….cause i allways won :woohoo: :P

    in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #184759

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    Trailboss wrote:

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    Bollocks can you do a good damper mate?

    bloody oath :cheer:

    in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #182206

    simon burke
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    allllllllrighty then!!!! B) imagesCAKH8JAU.jpg

    in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #184737

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    OWL 02 wrote:

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    TB, I’m not sure what day you are planning to leave. I was hoping to go out on the Saturday and return to Sydney on the Sunday. Maybe get a ride in while out there. Your Thoughts ?

    Too polite Owl 02

    TB…Monday To Monday?….that’s just bloody weird :huh:
    Why not Sunday to Sunday….that way i can get back to work on Monday…cause i love work :cheer:

    VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE :P

    please explain pauline_hanson.jpg

    in reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR BLUE!!! #184691

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    Hey Blue…baked a cake for youuuuuu :)

    i’m back from holidays…just in case any one was wondering…or cares :blink: images-20100727.jpg

    in reply to: Woohoo #183822

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    Cheers yall B)

    1001 now and the fures lookin rosey :kiss:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Woohoo #183819

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    Hooray 4 me :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    in reply to: Woohoo #183818

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    999 :cheer:

    in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #183643

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    Krusty wrote:

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    when do we see a menu!!!!

    plenty of owl pie and anything else we find on the side of the road :cheer:

    pretty big crew to feed so see if you can hit an emu or two :P

    in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #182200

    simon burke
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    hope you all have iron guts :P

    you gonna need em :laugh:

    Bol :woohoo: Master chef chef37.jpg

    in reply to: EAGS COMEBACK RIDE Monday 12th #183524

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    well done Eages…..welcome back brother ;)

    in reply to: Jokes #106619

    simon burke
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    Two women are chatting in an office.

    Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you?

    Woman 2: Yes..

    Woman 1: Was it good?

    Woman 2: No, it was a disaster… my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?

    Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairy tale!

    At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

    Husband 1: You went home to have sex last night, did you score?

    Husband 2: Yes it was great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. Perfect! How did you go?

    Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there’s no dinner because the electricity was cut, I hadn’t paid the bill. Had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn’t have money for a cab. We walked home which took an hour – and when we get home I remember there is no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn’t get it up for an hour and then I couldn’t climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so ticked off that I couldn’t fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!

    in reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ECKS #183473

    simon burke
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    %^$^RHGF&^$%&TGF&%^$%^$%^*&^&^&^^$%#$#@#$&%^&(&…..i give up :(

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