simon burke

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  • in reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ECKS #183472

    simon burke
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    obviously that picture doesn’t wanna play :angry:

    so here is a new decal for your bike :cheer:
    happy birthday mate.

    Bol :woohoo: ecks_logo450.gif

    in reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ECKS #183471

    simon burke
    Member

    I’ll try again :huh: 37_year_old_birthday_cake_mug_p1689364642267179662otmb_400-20100712.jpg

    in reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ECKS #183470

    simon burke
    Member

    happy birthday Ecks ya mug :P

    Bol :woohoo: 37_year_old_birthday_cake_mug_p1689364642267179662otmb_400.jpg

    in reply to: Another newbie #183204

    simon burke
    Member

    Gday Cathi
    Welcome to OBT :)
    well done on the recruiting Kat…put in for a pay rise off Mick ;)

    Cya on the trails Cathi :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Hi Guys #183194

    simon burke
    Member

    Gday Riggs
    welcome to OBT m8. B)

    Riggs…Leathal weapon :P
    Love it….just as mad?
    you will fit in well in here. :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Narrabri Pony Express – Sunday 11th July #182374

    simon burke
    Member

    Roy

    old bulls joining in on this one.

    Bollocks(new gear stick & sexy scott goggles)
    House
    Stevo

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Wauchop Poker Run 2010 #183003

    simon burke
    Member

    LMAO….GOLD MICK :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Wauchop Poker Run 2010 #183124

    simon burke
    Member

    Boony wrote:

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    are you lot on the grog again.

    rule 1

    Bolls
    if the bars touch the ground its an off

    rule 2

    Snowy

    protect ya mates.

    now talk about how well I rode instead :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    Boony :blink: …go back a page and read my statement…”i didn’t fall off”…i will stick to that…It may be “an off” in in the encylopedia of DRZ riders but that is NOT what i said.

    this may have to go to the Supreme Court :huh: or we can just talk about how well you rode….that won’t take long :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

    Gee you rode well maaaaaaaaate ;)

    in reply to: Dicking about on the weekend. #183023

    simon burke
    Member

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    thx Capt.That was a pisser :P

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Wauchop Poker Run 2010 #183117

    simon burke
    Member

    snowy09 wrote:

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    Hey Bollocks what do you describe your attempt atthe first hill out of the creek then– a lay down for a rest?

    Well Snowy……you smarty ar#$#$se :P ..and an observant one at that :huh:

    What that was…was a logistical “i’m gettin off this f$#$%#ing thing before i go completly pear shape”.
    You see…that was pure bike malfunction.I went up that hill in third gear and went to drop it down quickly…but alas no :ohmy: the gear stick was broken :ohmy: .So..i stalled and was about to start sliding down the hill backwards,and we all know that that NEVER WORKS.Me being very wise to such awkward situations decided to step off the bike and let the horrible little thing slide down on its tummy..ALL THE WHILE REMAINING UPRIGHT WITH MY HANDS ON MY HIPS CURSING.

    So….to answer your question or should i say accusation :P
    NOT GUILTY YOUR HONOR

    The court rules in favour of Bollocks as to the fact it was not a “crash or a fall off” and the incident was brought about by a faulty crappy Chinese made blingy gear stick and the accused shall have no such slander put against his name B)
    The accuser “Snowy” is ordered to pay all court costs of a carton of beer by the next meeting of the Old Bulls and will by forced,by the court of law, to get prescription lenses put in his Goggles.

    Case dismissed :woohoo:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Riding with Old Bulls #183110

    simon burke
    Member

    Gday Paul
    Welcome to OBT m8 :)
    Micks right…we are all still trying to get over our Wauchope hang overs,bumps and bruises.
    Cya on the trails ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Alan Intro #183103

    simon burke
    Member

    Gday Al
    welcome to OldBulls B)
    I remember you.You rode past me during the ride and you looked like you won lotto :P Smile so big your helmet nearlly fell off.Then you disapeared into the the scrub way ahead of me leaving me to think ” who was that green machine?”
    Nice to meet you m8 :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Wauchop Poker Run 2010 #183001

    simon burke
    Member

    Thanks old bulls for a great weekend :cheer:
    Welldone to Mick and TB nad all the others behind the scene who organised such a ripper event :)
    Three thumbs up for the walking wounded,Eages,Corey and Kram for the awesome cards and tucker.
    Cheers to Mike from muc off for your sponsorship and showering us Tamworthians with loot :cheer:
    Thanks Tb for bringing up my fox body armor which i won at soffala with out even beeing there,(thx Suttos…legends).Wearing that all night at the RSL turned me into a real chick magnet..providing they had a blue rinse :huh: .
    Big thanks to Rod at Mud and Tar for getting me outa trouble with my new gear stick and super hornbag sexy scott goggles ;)

    MY ride report : I DIDN’T FALL OFF !!!!!!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    Good to see a few old faces (ugly ones at that) and nice to meet a few new bulls (twice as ugly…you know who you are…ie Krusty :P :P :P )

    see yall on the next one ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Wauchop Poker Run 2010 #183093

    simon burke
    Member

    micknmeld wrote:

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    If you are quick, get up to Mud n Tar as Bollocks has kindly left his credit card there for the use of all the Old Bulls, I am just about to take delivery of a Gas Gas 300 :laugh: :woohoo:

    dont you dare :angry:

    in reply to: Muc-Off Poker Run Wauchope Sat 3rd of July 2010 #177915

    simon burke
    Member

    woohoo… :woohoo:

    New rubber front and back. :cheer:
    New ego bark busters :cheer:
    New zetta bar raisers :cheer:
    New tank shroud stickers :cheer:
    carton of rum :cheer:
    carton of beer :cheer:
    desire to get filthy on and off the bike :cheer:

    Have i forgotten any thing?

    cya at warchoppy :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

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