[simon burkeMember]

well done lads :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

Bloody ripper

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

singletrackmind wrote:

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Welcome Beno

Tamworth is an OBT hot spot so you should be able to get out on some good rides around Nundle.

Enjoy the site.

STM

You callin me hot STM ?

Gday Beno :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
Fellow Tamworth rider here mate
Quite a few of us Tamworthians signed up as old bulls now,might have to do a head count soon…about 15 i spose :huh:
Mostly we do the Nundle forrest,but we have been known to do a few road trips to go on well organised Oldbulls rides here there and everywhere
Let you know when our next local bash is on..First weekend in July we will be heading over for the poker run in Wauchope.Might be a few carloads of us if you are keen ?

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Gday Krusty :cheer:
happy birthday mate…sorry i’m a bit late,been over at the coast freezing my nads off.
I baked you a cake first thing this morning

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

cheers for the good wishes that i have just read…..what a nice lot of ferrets you all are :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

thx for the birthday rum friday night TB :cheer:
Good to see you all made it in one piece.
Did Jeffro whisper sweet nothings into your ear when you gave him a double back?
Gawd i hope someone took a photo of that,muc off caption material :laugh:

And thanks for letting me watch the moto x in the officials box today Mick…how bloody cool was that?Those little ferrets know how to ride!!!

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

awww….shucks…. :blush:
thanks guys for your kind words.
Cracker cake TB…couldn’t have baked a better one myself!!!
Been a member for 13 months now and its been one of the best things i have ever done.Met some great people over the time and also with new members arriving all the time i have the opportunity to meet a heap more

I just had the opportunity to look back at my very first post introducing my self to the Oldbulls,this is the exact quote :laugh:

” Just got back into bikes after about 10 yrs,got myself a xr 400 the other day and took it for a belt up in the local forest.Started riding at 8 am and finished at 4 pm.Total of 4 stacks ,one which was pretty impressive and i have an appointment this week with the Chrio to put my neck back in !!..Looks like a pretty good website and im exited to become a member.There are some awsome trails around Tamworth and you can ride all day and not see another soul through single and firetrails,plenty of creek crossings and hairy bits.
cheers “

I may be a bit wiser and a year older,but it looks like my riding style hasn’t changed much :cheer:
Please feel free to have a piece of TB’s cake..have an arm or a leg..PLENTY FOR ALL :woohoo:

Thanks again :kiss:
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Good luck lads :cheer:

were all cheering for you

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

How Fights Start

1. My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started…

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2. My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

And then the fight started…..

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3. Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My loving wife of 5 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”

And that’s how the fight started…

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4. I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!”
So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?”

And then the fight started…..

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5. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.’
I bought her a bathroom scale.

And then the fight started…

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6. After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s License to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office..
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.’

And then the fight started…

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7. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive… so, I took her to a petrol station.

And then the fight started…

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8. My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since..’
‘My God!’ says my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

And then the fight started…

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9. I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason took my order first. “I’ll have the steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?””
Nah, she can order for herself.”

And then the fight started….

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10. A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replied, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’

And then the fight started…..

[simon burkeMember]

gday dobbo you lurker
welcome to OBT :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

i will be at camden head saturday…the 12th..not the 11th
i might pop over to the mayors and say gday and wave you good bye :cheer:

[simon burkeMember]

happy birthday Boulder

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

yes built….that was a worry at the time. :laugh:

magificant side of beef tho :cheer:
feed a small nation

[simon burkeMember]

gave the pegs a real red hot go on sunday…didn’t crash once going up or down a hill :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: .unfortunately they don’t help you staying upright in bog holes :blink:

three thumbs up :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

yeah good luck eages..knees :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: …don’t worry mate,you will be kneeing Boony in the Goolies in no time :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

well done Tiny….allthough you have put me off corn for life :blink:

Bol :woohoo:

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