[simon burkeMember]

spewin

Have a safe ride and stay safe bulls

Be thinkin of ya :woohoo:

Bastards :kiss:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Happy birty Boon dog…..smash this one :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
C u 2nite 4 a session :woohoo: :woohoo:
Bol :woohoo:

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n1 Tony :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
but you forgot the fishnet stockings
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

take him out Mick :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, ‘What happened to YOU?’

‘Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.’

‘I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s fanny.

Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!”

‘I don’t remember much after that’

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Jeffro wrote:

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White? Not gunna look sexy for long mate, not with the amount of time you spend on the ground, white on a dirt bike rider is a bit like a red rag to a bull too.

hmmmm :dry:

i’m doomed

at least i will be easier to find off the edge of the track Jeffro

[simon burkeMember]

Yeah
Spot on Blue.
I have just purchased a new set off kevlar knuckled gloves,riding pants and jersey for $158.90,with free postage and handling :cheer:
I emailed Mark the other day and his sectretary emailed me back with all the information i required as Mark was out riding :laugh: …Good on him i say…must have been out testing some of his gear !!!!
They are a pleasure to deal with and their gear is good quality.
I would rather be riding around in gear that i have confidence in.
Don’t get me wrong ,there is alot of good gear out there with a good brand name to it,but there is also a fair bit of riding gear with a flashy brand attached to it that is crap at twice the price :ohmy:

I’m gonna look sooooo sexy all dressed in white….Holy even !!!!

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

My bullpit gloves lasted about 8 months with plenty of hard work deflecting all sorts of nastys. :cheer: I’m in the process of getting some new ones and i will NOT wear gloves without knuckle protectors from here on as i believe they actually saved me from lossing a couple of fingers on my last ride.Protection over rules comfort…but they are comfortable anyway.
A litle pic of my finger saving gloves.And yes…that is blood…ewww

:woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

strewth :ohmy:
did i miss something? :dry:

you cant leave xy..your the space invader and snake champion

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Kram is your man :cheer:

[simon burkeMember]

Two Australian businessmen in Brisbane were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be, new, store.

As yet, the store wasn’t ready with no stock and only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, “I bet some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we’re selling.”

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when a curious Chinese tourist walked to the window, had a peek, and asked “What you sell?”

The Ozzie sarcastically replied, “We’re selling ass-holes.”

Without skipping a beat, the Chinaman said, “You doing velly well – only got two left!”

[simon burkeMember]

or pulp fiction :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

jesus bloody christ TB…tell the world why don’t ya? :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

You only love me for my cakes????

Sorry guys that i can’t come,but i am chairing the local CWA meeting that week end and theres plenty of good sorts that are willing to share some of their recipies with me for future cakes

I feel bad enough that i can’t come on the ride,thank you TB for making me feel worse….you Bastard

Stay upright bulls…and spike TB’s drink for me :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Gday Cel
man…your little story sounds just like me ..i started about 11 months ago on a xr 400 then moved onto a wr 250.Xr was an awesome bike but i needed an electric leg as i was spending way too much time on the side of mountains trying to kick start the flooded bastard…as i tend to fall off my bike alot…just ask any one,i am the most crash fit old bull on the site ..I even managed to snap the frame on the xr in a pony express race :ohmy:
Still on the wr 250 and loving it,but i have secret pangs for the balls that the xr has(that doesn’t sound quite right :dry: :blush: ).
Anyways…enough of my ramblings….enjoy the site an welcome to OBT

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

bloody hell…thats gotta hurt. :ohmy:
Poor bastard.
Being the lead rider(not that i ever am) would be like being a scout in forward postion pushing through the jungle in Vietnam …could be a nog just around the corner ready to blow you away :unsure:
Bloody unlucky to be the second rider and get smashed.

Hope he recovers well…gonna be a long haul…

Bol :woohoo:

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