Teacher to class ‘What does your dad do at weekends?’
Little Johnny ‘He’s a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money’s
right, he lets punters bang his arse and let them come in his mouth’.
Teacher pulls him to one side and says ‘Johnny, is that true?’
‘No Miss, he goes to watch Manly Sea Eagles, but I’m too embarrassed to say that’.
Ollie