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  • in reply to: Greetings #175930

    simon burke
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    ahoy there captain…welcome to OBT…love the Gimp look :P

    Have a hoot and see you on the track somewhere B)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #175799

    simon burke
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    Ollie wrote:

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    Teacher to class ‘What does your dad do at weekends?’
    Little Johnny ‘He’s a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes if the money’s
    right, he lets punters bang his arse and let them come in his mouth’.
    Teacher pulls him to one side and says ‘Johnny, is that true?’
    ‘No Miss, he goes to watch Manly Sea Eagles, but I’m too embarrassed to say that’.

    Ollie

    :angry:

    Go Manly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #175725

    simon burke
    Member

    Ollie wrote:

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    A man goes down on a woman and says ‘Fuck, that stinks!’
    The woman says ‘It’s my arthritis’.
    He says ‘What, in your Twat?’
    She says ‘No, in my shoulder, I can’t wipe my arse’.

    OMG :laugh:

    Ollie

    cracker Ollie :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Happy Birthday Bull #175752

    simon burke
    Member

    Happy birthday bull :cheer:

    i made you a “beef cake “

    Bol :woohoo: [img]http://www.obtrailriders.com/media/kunena/attachments/legacy/images/IMG_5557.JPG[/img]

    in reply to: My first A4DE #172568

    simon burke
    Member

    aww….poor Mal :(

    still a legend B)

    Rum time ;)

    in reply to: old photo..KTM ? #175517

    simon burke
    Member

    This photo was taken from a collection of historical photos from the Netherlands.I guess they used to really like their bikes,i wonder if they still do? This photo was is from the same collection. :) nationaal_archief_of_netherlands_25.jpg

    in reply to: April 2010 Muc-off Caption Competition #175075

    simon burke
    Member

    With plenty of hard scrubbing and a little bit of Muc off Miracle shine,Admins hard boney crust is removed to reveil the princess that is hidden underneath :woohoo: :kiss: euroimage1-20100406-3.jpg

    in reply to: April 2010 Muc-off Caption Competition #175076

    simon burke
    Member

    “Drink this big boy…and i’m all yours ;)euroimage1-20100406-2.jpg

    in reply to: Happy 40th Mick G and 51st Mike #175146

    simon burke
    Member

    oh well there you go then…MickG can have his cake and eat it,and Mike can have this prezzy :cheer: 114261080.jpg

    in reply to: Happy 40th Mick G and 51st Mike #175145

    simon burke
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    Happy birthday MickG and Mike…i know i’m a bit late but i have been away at Byron Bay suntanning my nether regions :woohoo:

    Anyways,i know mickG is a builder but im not sure about you mike, so you can share his cake anyway.

    Bol :woohoo: images-20100406.jpg

    in reply to: April 2010 Muc-off Caption Competition #175073

    simon burke
    Member

    Oh wow..LOOK….FAKE GRASS !!!!!!!!!! euroimage1-20100406.jpg

    in reply to: OLD BIKES #175276

    simon burke
    Member

    …..quote “Well you can strap me to that there ant hill and paste my ears in jam.”

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    i like you allready D :P

    welcome to Old bulls :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Crash’s Condo 750 from a pit bitches perspective #175385

    simon burke
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    micknmeld wrote:

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    I wonder if Crash, re strained ol mate’s fence after putting the Fiddy through it?

    of course he would have Mick….and replaced the plain wire with Barb for the next punter :laugh:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: My First Fix It Experience #175295

    simon burke
    Member

    welldone Kat B)

    Big fan of you getting up at 6 am just to have a crack at fixing your bike ;)
    if mine breaks down one day i will give you a call :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Byabarra bash at the Rowans. #175346

    simon burke
    Member

    Nice one Mick

    By the size of that gas bottle i thought you may have had a hot air balloon ride aswell :P
    Looks like a nice spot…rule purdy :)

    Bol :woohoo:

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