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  • in reply to: 2010 Condo 750 – ECKS and Dave strike again! #175361

    simon burke
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    Great report and great pics Ecks old cheese :cheer:
    Man that stump towards the end of ypour pics looks deadly…i would have been all over that :unsure:
    Congrats to Dave,heroic effort.
    Welldone m8

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Crash’s Condo 750 from a pit bitches perspective #175193

    simon burke
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    well done crash…top bloody effort mate :cheer:
    well done TB….you can be my wing man any time :cheer:
    Great report guys,good to see you made it through in one piece :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: OBT Poll…to roost or not to roost? #174133

    simon burke
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    roost the corner man?…permissible?……guilty your honor :blush:

    in reply to: rattle the forest of nundle #175066

    simon burke
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    LC4skin wrote:

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    BOLLOCKS wrote:

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    Boony is off winning another dart trophy :cheer:
    Been abit of rain about in the last few days.Bit more on the way.Should be perfect riding conditions.
    Had a beer with Boony this arvo and told him im out that weekend :( .may get to catch up with a few bulls though, but won’t be riding.Oh heavy heavy heart :(

    Bol :woohoo:

    Are you still gonna be wounded from Batemans Bay?

    nah…gotta go to Narromine,family thing.Might get to sneek a ride in on the Saturday…might not.So best i put myself out…..but you never know :cheer:

    in reply to: Batemans Bay Detour Ride report #175063

    simon burke
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    Trailboss wrote:

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    Jesus Bollocks you are a legend mate deadset, make sure you are at Sofala mate ok.

    TB

    if i live that long TB :laugh:
    no worries :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: rattle the forest of nundle #169327

    simon burke
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    Boony is off winning another dart trophy :cheer:
    Been abit of rain about in the last few days.Bit more on the way.Should be perfect riding conditions.
    Had a beer with Boony this arvo and told him im out that weekend :( .may get to catch up with a few bulls though, but won’t be riding.Oh heavy heavy heart :(

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Batemans Bay Detour Ride report #175043

    simon burke
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    Jeffro wrote:

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    Geez Bol, what is it with you and sticks, that’s the second close encounter with one this month.

    I guess i’m a tree hugger Jeffro ;)

    in reply to: HAPPY EASTER GUYS #175027

    simon burke
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    Good on ya Eags…happy easter m8…my bike will be waiting at Boonys for you(whats left of it :laugh: )

    Happy easter Bulls ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Batemans Bay Detour Ride report #174886

    simon burke
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    Little story about the biggest off that i have had to date :ohmy:(and we all know i’ve had a few..might write a book one day :P )
    Friday morning about half an hour before our lunch brake we were crusing up a fire trail.I was in about 4th gear enjoying the serenity when i started to head into a slight right hand sweeping corner.I spied a dead tree hanging a quarter of the way over the track and didn’t think much of it.I knew i was a bit close for comfort but thought to myself”little twigy branches,they aint gonna hurt me” then i saw in a micro second a long branch sticking up like a medievil spike :ohmy: Too bloody late to swerve or brack i hit it :blink: It went under my bark buster past my clutch,smashed my fingers, and kept going :ohmy: I was up on my pegs and it then proceeded to pierce my riding pants,puncture a neat hole in my inner thigh pad,split my new skins :angry: belt me down the side of the thigh and headed on straight out the back of my trouser leg .CRIKEY :woohoo: .I hit the deck like a sack of spuds and landed on my bloody shoulder :( .Once the dust settled i took stock of the situation and relised my leg was sticking up in the air with a bloody 8 ft pole going in one spot and out the other :ohmy: “Holy shit” i thought :huh: .I had a little peek inside my ripped pants and let out a sigh of relief that i hadn’t become a KEBAB :P .Laid down and waited for a few of the lads to come around the corner.When they got there there eyes were as big a saucers :blink: .I remember one of the boys saying he didn’t want to have a look otherwise he might spew :X .Once they relised i wasn’t a real KEBAB they broke the stick in three places cause it was still stuck in the bark busters and me :S .Shoulder and fingers were hurting like a bastard.Took my glove off and two fingers were pretty ugly,one in particular.It look like it was dislocated so i gave it a sharp pull but it was only swelling :cheer: .They kevlar on my Bullpit gloves i reckon saved both my fingers from getting ripped clean off B) .Back on the bike and putted off to our lunch stop.Had a few panadol sandwiches and put some ice on my shoulder.Lunch was a bit of a blur and if you notice when House is interviewing me i’m still abit shellshocked :silly: .Rode for the rest of the day and had an early night at Narooma.Woke up next morning and took stock of the situation.Two opptions.1.put the bike in the truck and cruise around in the truck with olsd Les allday and bitch and moan about how much pain i was in.Or B..get back on the bike cop the pain and enjoy it.Easy choice eh? :cheer: 3 weeks of pyhsio and two infected fingers now :( ….but hell….it was worth it :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
    totalled Bullpitt glove.They rock !!!
    Batemansbay2011.jpg
    sexy fingers
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    sexy thigh muscle sponsered by KFC
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    Houses interview with me at lunch.I was in DisneyLand :pinch:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DUbRcGQf-U

    Please dont send flowers :P

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Batemans Bay Detour Ride report #174885

    simon burke
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    We first see pork chop..you could hear any number of sphincter muscles tightening :P
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWQfGCBaS1U

    Will we or wont we????? Time to put your balls on the line :cheer:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWZ7dPm8-tE

    Heffo and Marty…straight up it “like a rat up an aquaduct” B)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eegJhjEqdVc

    KTM has a flip…how unusual? :dry:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOqpueTxEec

    Bollocks has a go.thank god there was no footage of me face planting on the way down :laugh: :P
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcBLyP5zybQ

    One of houses attempts :P
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-K0PhCt208

    one of bundyroys attempts :P
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn_pyvOzSak

    so steep comming back down some of the lads nearlly had a head on…classic :woohoo:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNuPEldh5tI

    one last vid…but that is me getting interviewed by House after my tremendious off.Will post next with blow by blow description for all those voyers who luv stacks :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Batemans Bay Detour Ride report #174884

    simon burke
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    the videos…at last :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    Most of the commentary is by house,hes a big loud bastard,but he had a cool vid camera :cheer:

    First river crossing
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAQ6-TG5aPE

    Arriving at Narooma,cruised around town all dirty and tough lookin.Note the hole in the rock behind us,shaped like Australia!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsV2IOjOkGY

    Many logs accross the track which made things amusing.House has a go.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_E5oi4ozus

    Tuck nails it
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF5wwoOlmCo

    Bollocks cops handlebar in gonads :ohmy:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiT0wRda4HE

    Pork chop hill next :woohoo:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106587

    simon burke
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    sigh :blush:
    oh well,thank god i don’t do it for a living then :)

    in reply to: Jokes #106586

    simon burke
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    aww blue….surely you had a tiny little smirk when you read it?.Maybe not a hearty lol,but a warm fuzzy feeling like when you see a cute puppy or something similar? ;) .Lame i could understand ,if it was a picture of Tony oiling up in his sluggos :laugh: .But cute little match sticks telling storys?That is Pulitzer prize winng stuff :cheer:

    in reply to: Kinglake Vic 27/2/10 #172175

    simon burke
    Member

    Nice report Menace…gave me a giggle with the chucking of the Kato. :laugh: :laugh:
    and that evil laugh….Classic.
    Good on ya ferret ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106585

    simon burke
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    you two need a labottomy. :blink: …..the 2 dead match sticks are explaining to the fresh match stick what their little flame off caused (first one a bush fire…second one a house fire….and the un burnt matchstick thinks its pretty cool and i have no doubt he has high expectations of one day causing mass destruction when it one day becomes his turn to flame it up ;)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: i love my messed up sense of humour :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

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