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  • in reply to: Ollie’s Dungog Ride #162018

    simon burke
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    those of you arriving by helicopter this is where to land….is that right Ollie? :P dungog_Medium.jpg

    in reply to: Wombat 13/4 #171115

    simon burke
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    nice one Menace :cheer:
    nothin better than sitting down eating my lunch and beeing entertained by a unit such as your self :P
    Looks like alota fun mate.Don’t think God would be too impressed about what you said about his son though :laugh:

    And that laugh of yours….pricless :cheer:

    Nice report big fella

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Birthday bash dual sport pre run ride. #171168

    simon burke
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    nice one batman and robin……if that is what we are going to be riding next month….I’m Big Kev…I’M EXITED :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    BOL :woohoo:

    in reply to: The Chichester Forest tour Sat 20th of Feb 2010 #171109

    simon burke
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    Trailboss wrote:

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    Due to some scum of the earth entering my property and stealing my TXC pro boots I dont think I will be able to ride this weekend. It appears that a low life scum entered my car port where my boots sat drying on my drying rack hanging from the roof at the rear of my carport. They took my boots yet may not have realised that they are missing the inner booties so they are no good to them :angry: I say to them, pop by ring the door bell and I will give you the inner booties and another something else ;)

    I will try to secure another set this week :( or buckles maybe for my old set, I am not sure what they require yet. As I dont have a great deal of time this week it may not happen.

    TB :angry:

    i will lend you a pair of Garne(or whatever there called )boots TB :)
    Lyndon Heffernan borrowed em off me when he came up here for one of his Schools….so they are famous!!!!!!!
    they are about a size 12 or 13.Let me know and i will throw em in the bag.

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: my latest edition #170983

    simon burke
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    Oh i dunno fest…i kinda like the white look :P

    in reply to: farmers shed #156478

    simon burke
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    nice bike xy….i reckon you would fit about 15 Thais on it :P

    I might bring my yellow beast to the chrissy party as a lucky door prize :laugh:

    in reply to: Mick’s Birthday Bash. March 5-6-7 #170941

    simon burke
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    Boony wrote:

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    after a lengthy and in depth conversation(admittedly I was at the pub and probably not making sense) Bollocks and I will be leaving pretty early sunday morning mick. :unsure:

    yes…you musta been pissed Boony……i wasn’t even there at the pub :huh:
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Zig Zag to Sofala and Camp May 1st & 2nd 2010 #170584

    simon burke
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    I think Hatto is a bit exited :laugh:

    Go the Bulls :cheer:

    in reply to: farmers shed #156476

    simon burke
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    this bike is now mine….cost me 10 x $5 scratch lotto tickets,and the farmer and i go halves in the winnings….how funny is that??????? :laugh:

    My wife is going to kill me :(

    I wonder if she will let me strip it down while i watch the cricket in the lounge room? :P

    I know donut about bikes,but i may be able to make it look pretty :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Intro… #170873

    simon burke
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    oh well done Mick :laugh:

    hello again Rox :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106576

    simon burke
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    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE’.

    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.

    ‘Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe…Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me and do my hair?

    Without even looking up from her morning paper the wife replied, ‘The f**kin’ funeral director would be my first guess.’

    in reply to: rattle the forest of nundle #170828

    simon burke
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    Tiny wrote:

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    LMFAO you are all class menace :laugh: :laugh: ;)

    Oh God tiny….please dont encourage him…….. :ohmy:

    the sign “please dont feed the animals” is put up for a reason….for critters like the spidey :P

    in reply to: murphburg day 2 a.k.a murph gets murphburged . #170477

    simon burke
    Member

    Great report guys.
    :)

    Diddel….were you dressed by Lady Gaga? 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Word Association #170748

    simon burke
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    irresponsible = K Rudd

    anygood?

    bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: The Doctor is in – Introduction from Dr Hog #170731

    simon burke
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    welcome Dr Hog

    My prayers have been answered :cheer:
    You an me,were gunna be best buddies :)

    Bol :woohoo:

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