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  • in reply to: Mick’s Birthday Bash. March 5-6-7 #170677

    simon burke
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    looking forward to seeing you ride in your birthday suit Mick :woohoo:

    in reply to: rattle the forest of nundle #169326

    simon burke
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    one of the vids i took when boony and i went 4 a spin up at nundle at the end of last year :)
    We had no idea where we were going(and still don’t) but just thought i would share the pine forrest for those of you who are interested. :)

    Oh and Menace…we are not MX dudes…we are trailriders …..so none of your smart arse comments :P
    (as if :laugh: )
    enjoy ;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SMK_2DmXtI

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: farmers shed #156475

    simon burke
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    gday Buzz…hows the shoulder mate? :)

    Actually i think its a yam 100 ag bike(dead give away is that it is written on the other side ) :P
    And it has a hoe holder….the ones that cut burrs :P

    it wants me ;)

    in reply to: Startin dropped bike #170671

    simon burke
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    Bundyroy wrote:

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    BOLLOCKS wrote:

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    Oh i know all about flooding xr’s syco :ohmy: …i started riding back in april of last year…on a xr 400.For those first few months the little red pig and i spent most of our time upside down,inside out and flooded in the most awfull bloody places,it was really doing my head in and sapping me of all my energy. :(
    Follow TB’s advice and it turns a drawn out expeience into a piece of cake :)

    We all know this is untrue. You never rode that xr far enough in one go to fall off. Too busy stopping for smoke/drink breaks (even in races) to ever go more than 100 yards. And don’t pretend the drink breaks were for water either.

    busted :blush:

    in reply to: farmers shed #156474

    simon burke
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    Gentlemen….if you go back to page 2 of this “Awesome” thread you will notice the full description of this crazy yellow beast plus another pic :)
    If you know any thing about these super bikes your comments would be appreciated :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Nundle-YEHARRRRR HILL #170571

    simon burke
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    Trailboss wrote:

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    Is that a hill Bollocks or is your helmet cam on an angle :laugh: :laugh:

    Yeah I know it doesnt do justice to hills up or down does it at least you kept at it and conquered it ;)

    TB

    :( …hill….if you look at the fella standing up near where i have my logistical dismount you will notice it is that steep he has to hold onto a tree to stop himself from rolling down to his certain death ;)

    my helmet cam was on more of an angle later that day when i did a headplant into a puddle…knocked the bloody thing off its mounting braket :ohmy: :silly:

    in reply to: Nundle-YEHARRRRR HILL #170558

    simon burke
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    yes mate :blush:

    went up about another 20m…then had another little lie down…sweating like a whore in church…got there in the end though :cheer:

    got a bit more familiar with the area….bit too familiar in some places :P

    in reply to: Time To Throw The Leg Over Again #170470

    simon burke
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    ktm250exc wrote:

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    I kinda like Menace’s reply ….. Tame it down , get used to it and then crack the shit out of it.

    If i am gunna die i would ather hit a tree in the gloriouse vic bush than get hit by a bus driver on elizabeth street . …..

    I think the KATO is gunna win the race for exactly the same reason i drive a VE SS … because it looks good sound good and makes me feel good . Not sure if that = idiot but or not but at 45 you gotta start thinking about what turns your wheels i supose !

    Bollocks were u at, u a victorian and how long you been on the WR 250 ?

    been on the wr since about September,no mate…aint a vic…as much as Menace would like me to be one….NSW,sometimes you can just be born unlucky eh? :P

    One day we shall point our bikes south….one day :)

    in reply to: Time To Throw The Leg Over Again #170385

    simon burke
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    rider99 wrote:

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    Without knowing how well you ride and where you expect to ride its pretty hard to comment.

    If you use your big head you probably should buy a DRZ

    If you use your little head you’ll get the kato!

    Id get the Kato, I like using my little head.

    99

    thats a lol….welcome ktm250sex……Good luck with your desision….just dont listen to menace…he talks to Lord Kato in his sleep…and he rides a postie when no one is looking :P …the bike that is :woohoo:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Startin dropped bike #170405

    simon burke
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    Oh i know all about flooding xr’s syco :ohmy: …i started riding back in april of last year…on a xr 400.For those first few months the little red pig and i spent most of our time upside down,inside out and flooded in the most awfull bloody places,it was really doing my head in and sapping me of all my energy. :(
    Follow TB’s advice and it turns a drawn out expeience into a piece of cake :)

    Then i went and bought a yamaha :P

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: G’day all #170346

    simon burke
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    Gday Syco
    with a name like that you should fit in well here :cheer:
    Hope you enjoy yourself.

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: farmers shed #156473

    simon burke
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    old mate said i could buy this for $50….gotta be worth that,even as a paper weight?

    i may have found a new hobby,collecting crap :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: farmers shed #156472

    simon burke
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    oops to the double up
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    i like the weapons of mass destruction on the back of the bike,never F%^# with farmers…they are allways well armed :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: farmers shed #156471

    simon burke
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    Another dust and birdshit covered choice find!!!!
    A rool purdy little yellow Yammaha 100…..its an autolube model!!!!!!!!!that sounds a bit sexy :kiss:
    Anyone an “autolube” buff out there to shed some light on this neglected little tiger?

    I could hear it whispering my name and i came around the corner and there it was :cheer:
    mixed007.jpg

    shes gotta rool purdy head on her :P
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    Till next time!!!!!!!!
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106571

    simon burke
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    THIS ONE IS FOR YOU BOONY….in case your not paying attention :P

    A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could
    have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bath but
    she could use a tin bath in front of the fire…….

    “Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts,” she said.. So
    the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday….

    After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled
    the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see
    that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair, and told her husband when he came
    home. He didn’t believe her, so she said, “Next week I’ll leave a gap in the
    curtains so that you can see for yourself..”

    The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked,
    “Do you shave?”

    “No,” replied the girl. “I’ve just never grown any hairs down there. Do you
    have hairs?”

    “Oh, yes,” said the woman, and she showed off her hairy muff.

    When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, “Did you
    see it?”

    “Yes,” he said, “but why the hell did you have to show her yours.”

    “Why not?” she said. “You’ve seen it before.”

    “I know,” he said, “but the darts team hadn’t!!”
    :P

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