[simon burkeMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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There has been a change in plan Mick I have reserved a cabin space with mister Boon and will have my 100mm piston there also.
TB

Eagle will get jellybeans

you an boony locked away in a room with a 100mm piston :laugh: :blink:

[simon burkeMember]

The son of a cocky (farmer) from outback Queensland goes off to study Law at university. Not half way through the semester he has blown all of his money on the high city life.

He calls home. ‘Dad, you won’t believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane Uni that will teach a dog how to talk.’

‘Bloody amazing!’ his Dad says. ‘Could we get Ol’ Blue into the programme?’

‘No worries, just send him down here with $2,000,’ the young jackaroo says, ‘I’ll get him into the course.’

So father sends down the dog and $2,000.

About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. ‘So how’s Ol’ Blue doing, son?’ his father wants to know.

‘Awesome Dad! He’d talk ya bloody head off. But you just won’t believe this. He’s such a brilliant talker, they’d like him to have a go in the reading class!’

‘Read?’ exclaims his father. ‘No kidding! Jeez, I knew he was smart. Can you get Ol’ Blue into that programme?’

‘Just send $4,500. He’s as good as in.’

As quick as the money arrives, it is spent.

At the end of the term the young bloke realises a problem…When he goes home for the holidays, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So on the way home he stops and shoots the dog.

When he arrives home his father is all excited. ‘Where’s Ol’ Blue? I just can’t wait to talk with him and see him read something!’

‘Dad,’ the boy says, ‘It all had a bad outcome. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol’ Blue was in the living room reading the Wall Street Journal. Out of nowhere he turned to me and asked, ‘So, is your dad still rooting that little redhead barmaid from the pub?”

The father groans and whispers, ‘I’ll have to shoot that bastard before he blabs to your Mother!’

‘I already did, Dad!’

‘Good boy!’

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.

[simon burkeMember]

Good on ya Stevo :cheer:
as for “a mob of wankers”
You were spot on….thats why you fitted in so well

God bless mid life crisis’s

Glad you got to know the Nundle gravel up close and personal…i was amused :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
body armour 4ever :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Bol :woohoo:

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Boony wrote:

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Hey Bolls ,,I just got the message that your back at the car,,,Mmmm mate we are at home you can come down from the forest now :laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: stupid mobile phones

Boony

thats handy boony….just as well i didn’t text you “HELP…IM BEEING EATEN BY A FRIGGIN BUNYIP” :ohmy:

I would still be there…or bits of me would

:blink:

[simon burkeMember]

House just text me…hes out for this ride

looks like your driving Boony :cheer:

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young bloke who rode with us yesterday Jarrod uses muc off on his bike…couldn’t stop raving how good it was…he even covered his big F150 with it !!!…he reckons he cant find it anywhere in Tamworth so we filled him in about how they are one of our sponsors and he got a wee bit exited …should be becoming an old bull any minute

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

i’ll pay that….both of you….i aint gonna win this one….but i will go down fighting…

yes Aaron…use 1 ugly mofo…sit next to menace next time and you will see a great improvement in your looks :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[simon burkeMember]

oh rocket…..and i thought you were a gentleman :ohmy:
yes ollie…he has a few yarns that pep :laugh:

different day…but same pines…i think i may have found second gear…but thats about it

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menace wrote:

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Bol, have you ever heared of editing the crap out.

9 minutes of life, lost forever… :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oh, and mate, your bike has more gears :laugh: :laugh:

…use that metal thing in front of your left toe to change up.

you will find the “white knight” yammy will have a new top speed :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

how rude :ohmy:

I would normal say bite me menace….but knowing you…you would get in your car and drive up here and do it :unsure:
as for editing…you paid the tickets to watch the show so just be a good boy and say nice things or you won’t be invited for another screening
I don’t know how to edit yet….i guess i better read the instructions somewhere :dry:

i didn’t know my bike had another gear?????…well there you go eh menace…you will have to show me where it is next time i see you….cheeky bastard….WE WERE EXPLORING…and i didnt know the camera was on :blush: …if i did i would have been doing Supermans just for you …you horrible little arachnid :kiss:

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micknmeld wrote:

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Stevo wrote:

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I’m Steve Carter just joining Old Bulls and had my first ride with some Old Bulls on the w-end at Nundle. Loved it and I’m keen for the next one.

Gday Stevo, any mates of Boony and Bollocks will be watched like a hawk by admin. Just to be sure you aren’t as big a nutter as those two.

Cheers and thanks for the intro Stevo, what bike are you peddling?
Cheers
Mick

Nutter?….oh he is worse than us Mick :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[simon burkeMember]

Gday Stevo
Welcome to old bulls mate,looked like you had a ball yesterday mate :cheer:
Just try to remember to pull your riding jersy down a bit when you are riding infront of me Stevo,your bright shiny pink love handles poking out the bottom of your body armor had me laughing that hard i nearlly hit a tree….. :laugh:
Great to see on a ride with us big fella,you fit in well with the rest of us idiots :woohoo:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

We told him not to drink that Muc Off stuff !!!

[simon burkeMember]

“Shawn of the Dead” goes riding with the Old Bulls

[simon burkeMember]

Boony wrapped it all pretty well with his report, but i spose i better have my say,it would be very remiss of me not to do so :laugh:
Picked up a seedy Boonster early sat morning and met stevo at the servo…..(stevo at the servo??…be a good tittle for a Johhny Farnem song)
Meet the rest of the lads at Nemingha and we were on our way to “Bloody Ridge” :woohoo:
Pulled up at farmer Teds and the cows came bolting over to say Gday to a few old Bulls,bloody hilarious :laugh:
We had no idea what was up on that ridge as none of us had ever been up there before,we pretty much worked out we could get to the pines from there if every thing went our way…she was pretty dusty and rocky in places but once we reached the top we could see for miles.Eventually after a bit of sight seeing we started to head in the right direction,we were nearly bloody there and we came accross a house in the middle of bloody nowhere :blink: Two fellas came out and we copped the please explain????We did our best to pretend we were lost and if this was the right way to the pine forrest,we knew it was, but old mate wasn’t as silly as he looked :silly: he politely told us to get lost as we were on private property and there was no way from there to get to the forrest…LIES!!!!…anyways,it was a no go zone and i don’t blame old m8 one bit for telling us a porky…otherwise we would be blasting past his hippyjoint every weekend from here on :laugh:…that was one locals “hearts and minds” we couldn’t quite win
Plan B quickly swung into action and in no time we were in the cooler pines and on our way belting around looking for Bunyips :cheer:
Some funny creek crossings which bought a few lads unstuck and lots and lots of singles and tight firetrails .Lunch at the patch which was very well recieved and evetually we made it back through some ripper muddy bits :cheer:
A good fun ride allround with a great bunch of blokes,(even Boony )Cheers to all who put in

My go pro had a mind of its own yesterday,every time i turned it on i actually was turning it off and every time i turned it off i was turning the bloody thing on!!!!it was all the cameras fault :blush:
I only ended up with 3 clips….one of them is me and Pep having a leak in the bush while we all decided which trail to go down ,one is me just poking along in the dust whistling and looking for Drop bears and the third one is the one i am going to post.After that the bloody battery died .
This clip is taken ontop of the ridge,
Highlights of this clip are probably the fact i didn’t know the camera was even on,traffic jam at a locked gate,me flicking a branch back onto the track and Cycletune running into it and nearlly going over the bars(turn the volume right up and you can hear my evil snicker :woohoo: ) my brilliant arm movements while giving directions that no one trusts :dry: The cool mountain ranges in the background…and probably about it
Grab some pop corn cause i think it goes for about 9 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrqkGBBzAnE

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

man….i feel like i have just played a game of footy :ohmy:

top day,great bunch of riders.I will do my full ride report tonight,just thought i would post a few pics for now.I took a few vids aswell but my battery went flat so i only have footage of “Bloodyridge” and none of the pines…which is a shame cause i had a few of the odd bull going arse over apex…or so i thought
No actual ride pics as we were under the pump,but you can get exited for the vid which i will post tonight :cheer:

The Cows come to greet the Bulls when we unload at the base of Bloodyridge(they were very exited)

Aaron has bike troubles…i was very good at looking on and throwing my two bobs worth in

Hot an sweaty after the ridge.we arive at the cool Nundle pines for round 2 of the day

Aaron and Pep tuck into a berry pie and icecream athe the Berry patch,they dont look 2 amused…but they really are nice…the pies that is

Stevo,Cycletune and Boony trying to look impressed while listening to one of Peps old Navy stories(now they are WORTH listening to)

Damus knocks back a coffee,check out his hand,tough ol bugger…(leech)

more stuff tonight

Bol :woohoo:

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