[simon burkeMember]

ummmm….hello?….what the hells going on Boony :ohmy:
whats this about yobbos camping in my back yard and this ride that i am involved in?????
Of which i know exactly DONUT about??

hmmmmm…..Did you come back from holidays born again or something?

Now that i have filled my self in……lets go rattle our dags at nundle :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

The Captain blew his whistle and the brave men on Yamahas,KTM’s and Suzukis raced out of the trench to face the flying lead,artillery and the enemies bayonet.As the wounded were draged back accross no mans land….they discovered the little pig had not left the trench and was about to be court marshalled by its frustrated handler Sargent Micknmeld.30 days in the Brig were served and then it was sold to China,melted down and is now serving in the cheap “u buy now” battlion on the ebay front.

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There were two things that did concern me though and that was how many convoys of freaking caravans I had to pass on the mountain and the Highway patrol car I passed at Yarras whilst maybe doing a fraction over what the speed limit was. :S

that was all the hillbillys heading back to the coast Mick after the Country Music Festival over here.You are more than welcome to have them back :cheer:

[simon burkeMember]

ah yes morgo….what about Captain Kremen…and the delicious Carla?

[simon burkeMember]

welcome aboard obwidow
Now you can push mal outa the way and sit on the computer all night!!!!!!!!
Hope you enjoy beeing a bullette

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

great work ollie :cheer:

looking forward to the HUGE event :cheer:
just dont ask me to say the word “Chichester” 5 times quickly when im on the cans :woohoo:

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WikdBeemer wrote:

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The talent just oozes out here (Xena again)
hot

BRAVO wik :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

[simon burkeMember]

Greatest Amemican Hero….he was a bit of a funny Goose….

[simon burkeMember]

LEGEND :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

[simon burkeMember]

oh and who didn’t appreciate Xenas acting ability?

[simon burkeMember]

Michelle Pfeiffer as cat woman……..meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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xy-transit wrote:

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so if Bol is at the sales yard auctioning off bovine, ovis and other domestic live stock in NZ dose that make him a pimp? :huh: :blink: :laugh: :silly:

never thought of that xy :dry:

that may well be the case…i will have to be on guard if any kiwis turn up to one of my sales…dirty little mutton lovers :laugh:

hey look….Boony sent me a post card from the coast…the highlight of his trip apparently :laugh:

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micknmeld wrote:

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Ginger from Gilligan’s island rocked my boat as a kid. (pun intended)

Wendy James from Transvision Vamp was an exceptional bit of work in the 80’s

went and saw her in concert Mick when i was about 17……oh God was she hot!!!!!!!
you have no idea the effect she had on a lad in his late Teens :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:

i still have her cassete somewhere :cheer: …God knows where though

[simon burkeMember]

A Jackeroo rides into town after months of rustling. He ties the horse out the front of the pub, dusts off his pants, and then walks around to the back of the horse and runs his lips along the crack of the horses ass. He heads into the bar, and asks the barmen for a glass of beer. The barmen says, “Listen mate, can I just ask why you ran your lips along the crack of your horses ass ?”.He replies, “I’ve got chapped lips”.The barmen replies, “does that cure them ?”. The jackeroo replies, “no but it sure stops me licken ’em”.
:X

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A young woman, down on her luck, decided to end it all one night by casting herself into the cold, dark waters of Sydney Harbour. As she stood on the edge of the dock, pondering her fate, a young sailor noticed her as he strolled by. “You’re not thinking of jumping, are you?” he jokingly asked. “Yes, yes I am.” replied the sobbing girl.
Putting his arm around her, the kind sailor coaxed her back from the edge, “Look, nothing’s worth that. I tell you what, I’m sailing off for Europe tomorrow. Why don’t you stow away on board and start a new life over there. I’ll set you up in one of the lifeboats on the deck, bring you food and water every night, and I’ll look after you if you ‘look after’ me.” The girl, having no better prospects agreed and the sailor snuck her on board that night. For the next 3 weeks the sailor would come to her lifeboat every night, bringing food and water and making love to her until dawn. Then, during the fourth week, the captain was performing a routine inspection of the ship & it’s lifeboats. He peeled back the cover to find the startled young woman and demanded an explanation. The young woman came clean; “I’ve stowed away to get to Europe. One of the sailors is helping me out, he set me up in here and brings me food and water every night, and, and…….he’s screwing me.”
The puzzled captain stared at her for a moment before a small grin cracked
his face and he replied; “He sure is darlin’, this is the Manly Ferry!
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