[simon burkeMember]

i married marsha marsha marsha years ago stm….all mine :cheer:

[simon burkeMember]

rip it up whanny you crazy guy

sing us a song

[simon burkeMember]

shhh…..he might hear you and come back :unsure:

[simon burkeMember]

great vid around the dam mal :cheer:
i grew up on the land with bikes and i cant believe i never thought of doing that…looks like a hoot…going mustering cattle tomorrow….hope they have a few dams!!!!!!!..not much fun riding around a trough

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

scaratch lotto tickets

and the bullshit ads that go with em on tv…”oh i once new this lady who scratched her cats bum and won $25000 !!!!!!!!!”….amazing… :cheer:

good night all…. :kiss:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

anything on channel 10….exept the Simpsons

animal libbers and hairy vegans

[simon burkeMember]

back on topic…..

people who wear those skintight bike outfits when riding their little bycycles on the side of the road thinking that they are in the tour de france…who have a body like me :ohmy:

and THEN…to make matters worse…walk around the street with their gross tights with bits hanging out every where!!!!!!!!

unAustralian :blink:

how we goin now Beags?

[simon burkeMember]

strewth Eags….waddup Biatch?

[simon burkeMember]

“Noob”

havent seen it in here but it sucks dogs balls :ohmy:

[simon burkeMember]

context…..all in context

“Dudeeeee”…Bill and Teds most exellent adventure….cool
“dude”….an iraqi interpeter saying it quickly and shortening it up…..funny :laugh:
“Dudeeeeeeeeeeeee”…anyone stoned off their face just before they pass out…..hilliarious :woohoo:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

i wore my cap backwards yesterday :ohmy:
i duded up

but then again i was in my boat heading accross the sand bar at light speed to go catch some ferret fish :cheer:

beeing a “dude” saved me from fishing it outa the drink

but its not a flat cap…..they should be burned.

can we ban flat caps(or what ever they are called)and have them outlawed?

Can we make it a rule that if an old bull is seen wearing one,he or she can be flogged with a cat of nine tails(if any one has one)?

i’m sure some one has one tucked away in their “dirty draw” :kiss:

as for words……..”whatever dude” should be blacklisted and the perpetrator hung by his/hers precious bits off the sydney habour bridge :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

looks like a good day :cheer:
beer, pizza , a bucket load of smokes and pissed photo opportunities… :cheer:

and content bulls!!

happy days :cheer:

well done shaggers

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

hello all….back from holidays…all fat and shiney :woohoo:

what the bloody hell did you do to poor Billy Boony? :ohmy:

go away for a couple of weeks and you start busting up old bulls?
is that your new years resolution????
poor liitle fella

ahhhhhhh…….its good to be back…but then again its good to be gone too :blink:

rant rant rant

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

i have two computers…cause im cool….the one at home doesnt have the tab(probably cause its old and half rooted) but the one at work does(its new…and not so rooted)….this is X file shit..wooooooooooooo :unsure:

and yes Boony…that is my top score at frogger (23670) and it will never be beaten. :cheer:

cause i can jump over shit…like you on the trails….oh exept for that log that catapulted me the other day…didnt see that one comming :blush:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe’
with a full-grown emu behind him.
The waitress asks them for their orders.

The truckie says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke,’
and turns to the emu, ‘What’s yours?’
‘I’ll have the same,’ says the emu.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order
‘That will be $9.40 please,’ and he reaches into his
pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the emu come again
and he says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke.’
The emu says, ‘I’ll have the same.’

Again the truckie reaches into his pocket
and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.
‘The usual?’ asks the waitress.

‘No, it’s Friday night, so I’ll have a steak,
baked potato and a salad,’ says the man.
‘Same,’ says the emu.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,
‘That will be $32.62.’

Once again the man pulls the exact change
out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
‘Excuse me, mate, how do you manage to always
come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?’

‘Well, love’ says the truckie, ‘a few years ago, I was
cleaning out the back shed, and found an old lamp.
When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me
two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay
for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket
and the right amount of money would always be there.’

‘That’s brilliant!’ says the waitress.
‘Most people would ask for a million dollars or something,
but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!’

‘That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,
the exact money is always there,’ says the man.
The waitress asks, ‘What’s with the bloody emu?’

The truckie sighs, pauses, and answers,
‘My second wish was for a tall bird with a big arse
and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.’

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