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  • in reply to: Applying Graphics #158638

    simon burke
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    nice work Mr Cee

    just one question…does that big tin in the photo have Cola in it too ?

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #158629

    simon burke
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    micknmeld wrote:

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    Official Old Bull Eye test

    Look at the picture VERY CAREFULLY eye_test.jpg

    Have you noticed the girl in the background?

    Noticed her nice bum?

    Well look at the picture carefully!

    if your answer is YES then go and see an OPTOMETRIST!!!

    What you see is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!

    n1 Mick…i failed….quite happyly :)

    in reply to: intro Mr Cee #158456

    simon burke
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    Gday Mr Cree
    welcome to OBT mate.
    You will have a bloody ball here :)
    Good bunch of Guys and Gals. May see you on the trail one day.
    Free lance for bike mags?…awsome.Ask TB about his Polka dot jersey,there is a whole story there,may be a best seller :P

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: stockmans rally victoria 2009 #157927

    simon burke
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    nice one menace…looks like a bucket load of fun….looked like there was no shortage of officials,fluro jackets everywhere.
    Well done to you all,you lucky bastards.

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #146121

    simon burke
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    well done Boony :cheer:

    and sucked in with the sore head an all :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106531

    simon burke
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    :P cookies3.gif

    in reply to: OBT’s Biggest Loser #157441

    simon burke
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    as far as the spread sheet goes..can i go back to May when i was 104 kilos?…now im 94 kilos…its bloody tough to drop weight now…i need a big worm

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106530

    simon burke
    Member

    The Maori and the Gay man.

    At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Maori 2 metres tall and 150 kilos. He’s having a few beers when a short, well-dressed and obvious faggot walks in and sits beside him.

    After three or four beers the pillow-biter finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Maori.

    Leaning over towards the Maori he whispers, ‘Do you want a blow-job?’

    At this the massive Maori leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the sword-swallower in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving the little dung puncher bruised and battered in the car park, and returned to his seat at the bar.

    Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. ‘I’ve
    never seen you react like that’, he says,’ Just what did he say to you?’

    ‘I’m not sure’, the Maori replies, “Something about a job…”

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #146120

    simon burke
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    GO BOONY !!!!!!!!

    :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

    dont spill your schooner :P

    in reply to: Nundle ride Sunday 1st November #157748

    simon burke
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    dont worry about Boony whanny…he will be busy smashing up his own yellow peril :P

    in reply to: Nundle ride Sunday 1st November #157727

    simon burke
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    your lift is sorted whanny…u just get your fat wr 450 to neminga school by 630 am.Boony is going to tie it to his bull bar..something about roos…….everything is under control my little Bunyip bate. :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Nundle ride Sunday 1st November #158160

    simon burke
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    whanny wrote:

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    ok then i’ll have to call up my private helecopter to come take me to the bottom so the bunyips dont get me and i dont fall off so everyone rides over me and smashes my new space alien headlights :P :woohoo:

    thats the spirit…..Now your starting to talk crap like the rest of us :cheer: ;)

    More riviting Nundle updates 2morrow night.
    Need my beauty sleep…about 10 yrs worth
    Goodnight

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Nundle ride Sunday 1st November #158153

    simon burke
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    and since thier is no alternate route how bout back the way i came that will do[/quote]

    you will be by yourself and the bunyip will get you :ohmy:

    in reply to: A favorite from another life time #158150

    simon burke
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    EAGLE`02 wrote:

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    Manace is a closet jersey hogger :P
    He gave me the Kwaka jersey at Louee :laugh:

    Its all great to see the old retro stuff getting around though!!!

    Have ya seen Mooses “GO THE RAT” model “”” :woohoo:

    man…flash back….i used have Go The Rat stickers all over my bike.. :cheer:

    in reply to: Nundle ride Sunday 1st November #158145

    simon burke
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    whanny wrote:

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    no you guys will probably be riding over me lol how steep is this parachute hill ? as i hate steep hills i go to slow down them and nearly burn up the brakes

    u will be ok whanny…..if you die…can i have your bike? ;)

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