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ahh… Gili & Ollie….that sux big time…sorry to hear about the bikes….find the bastards and grind em into a pulp….dirty little shitbags :angry:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

ohh….we do too :blink:

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might have to….come around tommorow night about 9pm…we will have a few beers and plan to take over the world :woohoo:

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DanD wrote:

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Good pics Bol. What line of work are you in?

stock and station agent dan….and Tamworth paparazi…bit short of celebs here 😆

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Happy Birthday Jak…u wont get killed today by the missus….tommorrow maybe :laugh:
Hope u have a good one

Bol :woohoo:

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Jaks alive!!!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

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Bob wrote:

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Whats happeninig jak has it been solved yet??????????????

you could actually go and get some more grease put 5 test patches on the floor and do some product reviews for us and tell us what works best i’m still backing the omo but preen and napisan would be a goer

and scrub shit out of it dabbing for girls

i think Jak is dead

if not…flowers Jak…and lots of false promisers…and more flowers

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ive seen that disgusting amount of charm, its nausiating, but effective :laugh: :laugh:[/quote]

spidy…how hot would you look on that little blue step through in your spidy suit down the main street of Melbourne? :kiss:

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Trailboss wrote:

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Whats happening with my sign Bollocks :blink:

TB :laugh:

Could be tricky that one TB.the farmer whos place it is at doesnt own it….his worker does…along with the bikes…i will try and find out where he got it or if he wants to sell it…problem is i dont know him and i may have to pull out a disgusting amount of charm to get it off him….i will tell him you are my dying Grandmother it it is your last wish to have it before you go to Honda heaven :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

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Found some more Groovy bikes today at another farmers shed.He did give me a rather strange look when i asked him if he had any old bikes in his shed.He still uses the first one.

Apparently its a 2 stroke and you dont have to pre mix.Oil goes into one compartment and fuel in another and they mix themselves.What a clever little bike!!!! :cheer:

He even got it out for me…he was quite proud!!!

in the shed

check this sexy beast out!!!

hate to hit a big dry cow turd on this!!!!

Till my next shed discoveries

Bol…the Indiana Jones of crappy old bikes :woohoo:

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umm…kram…..not many bloody waves over here mate…if i do see a surf board in a shed i will take a photo of it purely for the fact that it shouldnt be there in the first place!!!!!! :unsure:
I will now make it my new hobby to take photos of old motorbikes in cockys sheds and share them with all u bike boffins….and i will allways ask the cocky if he wants to get rid of them incase one of you gets all horny over it.

Chief photographer of bikes covered in rat and chicken poo
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

welcome aboard sexualmacca!!!

i went for my first surf last week since i was 12.
:silly:

i think i was better at burning ants nests at 12 than surfing…..unfortunatly nothin has changed :cheer:

hope you have fun,good bunch of blokes(and Blokettes) over your way.

Bol :woohoo:

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Trailboss wrote:

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Get me that sign can you Bollocks mate, buddy??

TB

c what i can do TB….I will haggle…or steal :woohoo:
Bol :woohoo:

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micknmeld wrote:

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Hey Bollocks, I bet Johnnie O is still trying to work out why we were having lunch together….LOL

yeah….im moving to Warchoppy and opening up across the road from him…your my marketing manager…he probably wont sleep 2night :laugh:

Bol :woohoo:

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What a bloody Day!!!!!!!!!
Nice meeting you Mick!!!…what a grand old Bull he is :cheer: ..It is true…he should be mayor of warchoppy…every person we passed down the street said “Gday Mick” even the sparrows nodded their heads in his direction as we walked past.The old dears at the cafe even knew what he was going to eat as we walked through the door…Alfalfa sprouts on toast…amazing!!!!
I had to head over to Camden Head to pick up a boat to bring back home…you know…same ol story..never use it…might aswell sell it.
Didn’t start off too well when i relized that the big ratchet strap thinggy was all rusted up and the strap was also shagged.My Gorilla grip Bike straps were in the car so that made me breath a sigh of relief :cheer: Did a full check over before i headed off as i had to pull the bloody thing 300 km and it had been sitting there since Easter.Noticed that one of the wheels was a bit woppy…but oh well.. off i went,heading back to Tammy town through the dust and the wind.
Just before Long Flat things went pear shaped :ohmy:
Negotiating my 31st bend in the road i heard an allmighty BANG.I glanced in my rear view mirror to see one of the wheels off the trailer had come off!!!! :ohmy: Bloody thing nearly overtook me and went roaring into the bush off the side of the road….not good.
With a very tight sphincter i pulled up at long flat to inspect my misfortune ….hmmmm…..hells bells….hmm 250 km to go….hmmm….stuff it. :woohoo:
Back in the car and up an over the hill,the whole time saying hail Marys.Got to Walcha…everything shut….only 100 km to go.Passed 3 boys in blue vehicles on the way and shut my eyes…they must have too :blink: Half way between Walcha and Tamworth another boy in Blue sat on my tail for about 5 minutes…i started the “our Fathers who arnet in heaven”…. :unsure:
Then he overtook me…whew :cheer:
I am back at the office now and only have to drive another 10 km and im home….the other 3 will probably fall off before i get there :S
Took some photos when i got here incase there are some UNBELIEVERS out there.

The Good side

Bad side

Close up

As for your smartbottom comments Boondog…..you can sit in the back of the ute on the way to the pony express hooked up to my dog chain :woohoo:

Boat for sale…tralier given in

I hate Boats
Bol :woohoo:

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