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  • in reply to: Happy Birthday DanD! #156154

    simon burke
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    oh i nearly forgot….couldn’t bake you a cake but i organised a special one to be brought in.
    Hope you like.
    Bol :woohoo: mr_burns_birthday_cake.jpg

    in reply to: Happy Birthday DanD! #156152

    simon burke
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    and a manhug

    Happy birthday Dan u mad roostin ferret

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Upper Horton Pony Express Sat 17th Oct #151520

    simon burke
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    confirmed Bulls so far

    Bollocks
    Boony
    Muzz
    pep(naked and drunk)
    Cycletune

    u comming Kram? Ecks…Rocket?

    oh im so exited i wet my pants allready
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: DRZ goes to jenny Craig #155391

    simon burke
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    While i have been away i see the boonster has been busy molesting the yellow Roo magnet. :cheer:
    My 2 bobs worth is…i reckon its cool…Kinda Spooky even. :ohmy:
    I reckon there will be a few blokes on their posties on Saturday at the pony express when they hear the Boonster approaching behind them will glance over there should an sh#t themselves when they seen them big eyes bearing down on them :woohoo:
    Viva La difference!!!!!!!!!!!
    And who gives a rats if they show bugger all light,my light doesnt even work, im waiting for the night when i have to ride home using my ciggy lighter as a guide….who the hell would wanna ride at night anyway??? :blink:

    Im Bollocks Keckavitch
    and thats my 2 bobs worth
    :woohoo:

    in reply to: my fuly sic new ride #147551

    simon burke
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    Thank you rocket…you are a true Gentleman…as for you Boony :angry: …you obviously have no class or taste..i will be around next week with my make up kit and give your Narna an extreme make over. :huh: …lol……that doesnt read to well :blink:

    in reply to: my fuly sic new ride #147550

    simon burke
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    thx Muzz
    I will be adding sub woffas and under carriage glow lights at a later date :woohoo:

    in reply to: my fuly sic new ride #147549

    simon burke
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    Ok…you have waited long enogh and i thank you for you patience.Time to unveil the new sexy beast after her extreme makeover :woohoo:

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    Tool bag full of lollies and smokes.retro bike stand for sale.
    Go the Bling,hoping to get best dressed at the Horton pony express. :kiss:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106518

    simon burke
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    Golfing Hit Man.

    Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of
    their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,
    ‘Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.’
    ‘Sure,’ they said, ‘You’re welcome.’ So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.
    Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer,
    ‘What do you do for a living?’
    ‘I’m a hit man,’ was the reply.
    ‘You’re joking!’ was the response.
    ‘No, I’m not,’ he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out
    a beautiful Martini sniper’s rifle with a large telescopic sight.. ‘Here are
    my tools.’
    ‘That’s a beautiful telescopic sight,’ said the other friend, ‘Can I
    take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.’
    So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the
    direction of his house.
    ‘Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can
    see right in the window.’
    ‘Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom.
    Ha, I can see she’s naked!!
    Wait a minute, that’s my neighbor in there with her……He’s naked too !!!
    He turned to the hit man, ‘How much do you charge for a hit?’
    ‘I’ll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.’
    ‘Can you do two for me now?’
    ‘Sure, what do you want?’
    ‘First, shoot my wife she’s always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.’
    ‘Then the neighbor, he’s a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.’
    The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still
    for a few minutes.
    ‘Are you going to do it or not?’ said the friend impatiently.
    ‘Just be patient,’ said the hit man calmly, ‘I think I can save you a grand here…..’

    in reply to: Upper Horton Pony Express Sat 17th Oct #151517

    simon burke
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    lol…now they are one…clever work TB.Double thumbs up!!

    in reply to: Upper Horton Pony Express Sat 17th Oct #151516

    simon burke
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    confirmed Bulls so far

    Bollocks
    Boony
    Muzz

    1st 2nd and 3rd no doubt!!!!

    in reply to: Upper Horton Pony Express Sat 17th Oct #151515

    simon burke
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    see?

    in reply to: Upper Horton Pony Express Sat 17th Oct #154826

    simon burke
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    Boony u peanut…there allready is a thread about the pony express in horton…now we have two.
    More threads than a cheap chinese suit
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Quick ride on Oct 4th #154515

    simon burke
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    whanny will go with ya

    Nigel no friends Boony :woohoo:

    in reply to: Muc-off Caption Competition November 2009 #154519

    simon burke
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    HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL…..then he dropped his bottom lip an got the s*#ts :woohoo:

    in reply to: Taking a week off #154525

    simon burke
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    i too will be away for a week..i will be sunbaking my balls at byron bay,perving on backpackers and trying to keep my kids under control in the caravan park.
    a week away from the cows….bliss

    Bol :woohoo:

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