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oh i nearly forgot….couldn’t bake you a cake but i organised a special one to be brought in.
Hope you like.
Bol :woohoo::kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
and a manhugHappy birthday Dan u mad roostin ferret
Bol :woohoo:
confirmed Bulls so far
Bollocks
Boony
Muzz
pep(naked and drunk)
Cycletuneu comming Kram? Ecks…Rocket?
oh im so exited i wet my pants allready
Bol :woohoo:While i have been away i see the boonster has been busy molesting the yellow Roo magnet. :cheer:
My 2 bobs worth is…i reckon its cool…Kinda Spooky even. :ohmy:
I reckon there will be a few blokes on their posties on Saturday at the pony express when they hear the Boonster approaching behind them will glance over there should an sh#t themselves when they seen them big eyes bearing down on them :woohoo:
Viva La difference!!!!!!!!!!!
And who gives a rats if they show bugger all light,my light doesnt even work, im waiting for the night when i have to ride home using my ciggy lighter as a guide….who the hell would wanna ride at night anyway??? :blink:Im Bollocks Keckavitch
and thats my 2 bobs worth
:woohoo:Thank you rocket…you are a true Gentleman…as for you Boony :angry: …you obviously have no class or taste..i will be around next week with my make up kit and give your Narna an extreme make over. :huh: …lol……that doesnt read to well :blink:
thx Muzz
I will be adding sub woffas and under carriage glow lights at a later date :woohoo:Ok…you have waited long enogh and i thank you for you patience.Time to unveil the new sexy beast after her extreme makeover :woohoo:
Tool bag full of lollies and smokes.retro bike stand for sale.
Go the Bling,hoping to get best dressed at the Horton pony express. :kiss:Bol :woohoo:
Golfing Hit Man.
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of
their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,
‘Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.’
‘Sure,’ they said, ‘You’re welcome.’ So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer.
Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer,
‘What do you do for a living?’
‘I’m a hit man,’ was the reply.
‘You’re joking!’ was the response.
‘No, I’m not,’ he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out
a beautiful Martini sniper’s rifle with a large telescopic sight.. ‘Here are
my tools.’
‘That’s a beautiful telescopic sight,’ said the other friend, ‘Can I
take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.’
So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the
direction of his house.
‘Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can
see right in the window.’
‘Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom.
Ha, I can see she’s naked!!
Wait a minute, that’s my neighbor in there with her……He’s naked too !!!
He turned to the hit man, ‘How much do you charge for a hit?’
‘I’ll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.’
‘Can you do two for me now?’
‘Sure, what do you want?’
‘First, shoot my wife she’s always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.’
‘Then the neighbor, he’s a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.’
The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still
for a few minutes.
‘Are you going to do it or not?’ said the friend impatiently.
‘Just be patient,’ said the hit man calmly, ‘I think I can save you a grand here…..’lol…now they are one…clever work TB.Double thumbs up!!
confirmed Bulls so far
Bollocks
Boony
Muzz1st 2nd and 3rd no doubt!!!!
see?
Boony u peanut…there allready is a thread about the pony express in horton…now we have two.
More threads than a cheap chinese suit
Bol :woohoo:whanny will go with ya
Nigel no friends Boony :woohoo:
Quote:HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT FALL…..then he dropped his bottom lip an got the s*#ts :woohoo:
i too will be away for a week..i will be sunbaking my balls at byron bay,perving on backpackers and trying to keep my kids under control in the caravan park.
a week away from the cows….blissBol :woohoo:
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