[simon burkeMember]

oh bugger…thx Kylie….i just saw it….the SHAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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oh and Dan….i will sell my soul to you if you dont post that video of me having a slight alteration in that puddle(it was actually a small lake):unsure:

[simon burkeMember]

here i bloody go again….
Awsome to meet the Bulls on the weekend.I thought i would do my report in point form,a few of the hilliarious and memorable things that stood out and will burn my brain forever.

1 # Friday night at home with my mate Muzza,pissed,packing everyones morning tea
2 # Arriving about 8.15 am Sat morn to see a few Zombies wondering around with hot heads trying to defrost
3 # Putting oldbulls names to faces…classic
4 # cracking a woody relizing that i would be riding a bike with an electric starter
5 # Watching Dan hoon past me on one wheel,thinking…cool…trying to match him and giving the DR a spurt only to get a slow dribbling fart from it
6 # discovering that DR’s float,then finding out i’m on candid camera…not happy Dan…you bugger
7 # spending the rest of that day wet and a family of tadpoles enjoying the ride in my boots
8 # taking in the panoramic views of the Nundle state forrest,enjoying the twittering of the birds,only to be shattered by Boony bringing his guts up
9 # listening to the excuse
10 # not hugging a tree in the sigles for once
11 # clay = amusment
12 # discovering that DR’s have an ejector seat
13 # ate way too much at the berry patch and was gonna call a chopper to lift me the hell outa there
14 # beer at the end of the day
15 # interesting coversation about soap with Superunit in the showers…untill he dropped it…umm…you had to be there
16 # warm feed…cold beer…hiliarious stories around the camp fire…adults only,every one loves Carly or what ever her name was…thx unit..she sounds special
17 # ready to lead the next morning and relize im dressed just like Boony…fear of God put in me
18 # Giggle to myself heading towards the mine “no idea where i am…or where the hell we are going”
19 # Taking a photo of MickG standing on a rock at the look out,he looked like that big bloody statue of Jesus in Rio…you know the one
20 # no one died from my Lamingtons
21 # watching Kylie smoke a snotty hill while Dan fell on his Bum
22 # seeing Dan doubling Kylie over a boghole….i saw the love
23 # helping Eagle lift his bike on a another snotbag,pointing it back down hill,watching him take off,at speed,straight towards a dead tree,straight through it instead of going around it,smashed it to pieces…thats the spirt mate….death to fallen trees!!!!!
24 # watching Eagle cruise straight back up the hill….NEVER SURRENDER !!!!!!!!!!!
25 # MickG is going to buy a trout farm
26 # watching Vman miss the turn off on his way back to Sydney…bye bye V
27 # and finally….Boony…you are a legend and to all of you it was great to see you travell so far to join us in the “Hills of Gold” and it was an absolute honor to have met you.
:woohoo: Bol

[simon burkeMember]

bloody hell…i just wrote a 3 page essay…went to post it and reliezed i wasnt logged on and the whole bloody thing dissapeared:( …..SPEWIN…have 2 do it again

[simon burkeMember]

just logged on….no worries crash….cu at the next one….TB …bummer dude….guess u will be out for selection for the next ashes game too by the look of that shoulder…get well soon mate,ease up on the arm wrestling down at the local for the next week or so.
SEE THE REST OF YOU MONKEYS REALLLLLLLLLLLL SOOOOOOON.
PS.my xr has shit itself….i will be riding my m8’s DRZ 400…please do not roost me thinking that i am Boony,i bruise like a pear…..
never thought i would have to say this…go the yellow !!! (spewin)

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happy birthday KD….hope its huge.:kiss:
bol

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boony and i just did a reccy up at hanging rock,he will give you a good report 2night cause he just luvs a post or too and i have to bugger off….looks all sweet…booked into a guided tour at the trout farm,bring some cash cause you may wanna buy your wife/girlfriend or both something from the shop(or hubby/boyfriend for you KylieD)..see you ferrets up in the “Hills Of Gold”

[simon burkeMember]

hell…i aint cookin….that would kill u all….plus…that would be a bit gay…i better bring some sauce for the scones:unsure:

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Date scones with lashings of butter ,lamingtons and biccys, tea and and coffe will be supplied for smoko on sunday at Sheeba dam.And if i fall off my bike before we get there i will scoop the sweet mixed up goo out of my back pack and serve it by the hand full…..you will all gain 5 kilos by the time you leave nundle.

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i love it when i take my 2 yr old on the bike 4 a spin around the paddock and she hangs onto the petrol cap for dear life
i love it when she cries when she cant have another go
i love it when i give my 6 yr old girl a ride on the back and we are in 3 rd gear and she is yelling in my ear faster Daddy faster !!!!
i loved it the other day when my 6 yr old said…Dad….i wanna bike!!!
and i loved the look in my dear wifes eyes when she said it:angry:

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Boony….put me an muzz down 4 luch at the “patch”.we will be at the camp site 7.30 am Sat morn,i will be up all night baking scones for the sunday ride,can you get hold of a few thermos or one …i have 3….tea an coffee for smoko at the dam on sunday,,,its gonna be as cold as a witches tit.:silly:

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ahh boony….those sweet singles… in the forrest or at the pub??????
Drop the flyer into me at my office m8 and i will print out as many of them as you want for nuthin…too easy

down load one ya pelican, and the singles were in the forest you deveant..

TB I`m all over the collection tin, my billy will probably do ya think????

the pelican has just printed 100…enough????…oh…and in colour

[simon burkeMember]

BOONY…u musta been watchin some one else..anyway…i will not get outa 1st gear in case i hurt myself…then im stuffed 4 nundle….i will b pretending 2 muster sheep at narrabri i think.

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KRAM…..I WILL BE THERE..just look for the bloke in the pitts with an xr 400 with no tank stickers on it…or just look for the bloke comming last in the race singing to himself….”hes going for distance,hes going for speeeed…hes all alone,all alone in his time of neeeed”…and especially loud the bit “long ago some one went home with the cup”…its my theme song….oh…and i will be very hung over:woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

ahh boony….those sweet singles… in the forrest or at the pub??????
Drop the flyer into me at my office m8 and i will print out as many of them as you want for nuthin…too easy

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