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  • in reply to: Happy birthday Jeffro #254736

    simon burke
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    Happy Birthday Cheif :cheer:
    No doubt you will be sitting back sucking on a Pinocolada in Asia somewhere B)
    Onya :cheer:
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Happy birthday Micknmeld #254726

    simon burke
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    Happy Birthday Mick :cheer:
    First decent OLD bull i ever met :)
    Other one was Boony :laugh:
    Have a cracker of a day mate ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106835

    simon burke
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    Two wives go out on a girls night. Both got really drunk and started walking home, they both had to pee, so stopped at the cemetery, but had nothing to wipe with. One ended up using her panties and the other used a wreath from one of the graves.

    The next morning, one of the husbands called the other and said, “No more girls nights out!, my wife came home with no panties!!”

    The other husband replies, “You think that’s bad? Mine came home with a card in her crack that read, “From all of us at the Fire Station…… we will never forget you!!

    in reply to: Upper horton trail ride #254576

    simon burke
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    end of April i think
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: nundle rocks #254487

    simon burke
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    Yeah nice report guys :)
    Sorry i couldn’t join you…poor widdle Bollocks had a head cold :(
    Didn’t fancy riding around with a helmet full of snot :sick:
    Glad you had a ball on your first old bulls ride Rookie ;)
    Cya on the next one.
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Happy Birthday Kat #254476

    simon burke
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    bit late but happybirthday Kat B)
    hope your up to your guts in cake and grog !!! :P
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Half day from Buttaba #254516

    simon burke
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    Onya Murph!!!! :cheer:
    No one can create carnage quite like you ol boy ;)
    Thanks for the report murph you madman :laugh:
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Queens Lake Ride #254471

    simon burke
    Member

    Nice ride reports dickie and fuksy :cheer:
    No gloves dickie???? u da man :P
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Dealing with the Black Dog #254141

    simon burke
    Member

    Eags
    Good luck with the out come of your employment to both you and your cheese and kisses ;)
    My grandfather used to always say “when one door shuts,another one is always there to be opened”
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Happy Birthday LC4skin #254436

    simon burke
    Member

    Happy birthday lc
    Glad im not celebrating it with you :P
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Ride Gatherings for newbies! #254286

    simon burke
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    Junior wrote:
    Didn’t intend to open such a can of worms. I agree that there are many good reasons why the gatherings should be for members only. My intention was to give other newbies a heads-up in case they were not logging in. Still finding my way around here is all. Cheers

    all good JR
    we love worms :)
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Ride Gatherings for newbies! #254266

    simon burke
    Member
    Boony wrote:
    Obt ride gathering should be for obt members. Everyone else can lick my slip on. ;)

    What flavor?

    Agreed,become a member and enjoy the wonderious benifits and get to meet all the crazy zany guys that are the old bulls.
    and Boony :P

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Dealing with the Black Dog #254137

    simon burke
    Member

    Seeing more and more of the black dog in the bush at the moment.
    I’m on the phone every week basically passing on bad news to clients (i’m a livestock agent) and i’m now almost a professional grief counselor.Just tonight one of my clients told me she is dying of cancer and to top it off they are running out of water on their farm.Then i had to tell her that her cattle i sold today made bugger all….It gets to me,it’s hard.
    Gutsy call posting this up Ecks and you can tell be the responses to this thread how important this issue is.Well done mate. ;) To the other lads who have also posted on this thread,(and i’m sure there will be more) each of you have had experiences that has put you in an unenviable position.
    The only way through these expierences is to draw on the love and support of your family and friends.
    Talk to people…not yourself.
    Old bulls do not judge,we are a family and we are there for each other.
    Depression is hard to understand and this quote gives me some clarity

    “If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.
    Try to understand the blackness, lethargy, hopelessness, and loneliness they’re going through. Be there for them when they come through the other side. It’s hard to be a friend to someone who’s depressed, but it is one of the kindest, noblest, and best things you will ever do.”
    ― Stephen Fry

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: nundle – leaches logs and a sweep in stitches #254163

    simon burke
    Member

    Jeez Snow…your hard on the poor old sweep :ohmy:
    I think its high time we Tamworth blokes chipped in and bought Damus a full faced helmet,we might have to put some old retro stickers on it and bash it up against a tree 20 times before he accepts it :P
    Bit like a cranky old Brahman cow accepting an orphan poddy calf :P
    Just saw Kenny at the Woolimin shops today and i told him what happened,he was on that trail that arvo and saw that you guys had thrown bits of timber on it to stop anyone else going over it.Being a copper i thought he might have thrown a bit of blue and white tape around it and declared it a crime scene…bits of Damus face everywhere :ohmy: :sick:
    Anyone know the size of Damus melon???,might just get a gift voucher at Bikes and bits :huh:
    Sorry i couldnt be there Snowy :(
    Next one B)
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Happy B-Day ACE #254228

    simon burke
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    Busted rim sounds bad Ace…sounds like something snowy would get :P
    Happy birthday mate,…bad rim an all :cheer:
    Bol :woohoo:

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