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5 remaining stayers
bollocks :woohoo:
Nickj :dry:
Stm
Lc4skin :blink:
And Menace :laugh:

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I think it took me about an hour to write that post mick :laugh:
sitting at nundle waiting for the crew to get back on my 13th cup of coffee .
almost ready to crack another beer.mmm rusty nails comming right up :woohoo:
Bol :woohoo:

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Omg :sick:
My head :S
until tonight :sick:

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Aaron wrote:

Me Tim menace and mal are enjoying a coke. LOL

With petrol and other combustion liquids
Bol :woohoo:

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Rocket …where da fug are ya?
Bol :woohoo:
hmmm…I think ill go to bed now..time gentleman ..time :huh:
we must have stuffed poor ol Murphy today..no turkey talk :blink:
Smurf gave it a good crack! !! :cheer:

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I am the last man standing. :woohoo: :pinch:
And I dont have to ride tomorrow :cheer:
mission accomplished. :cheer:
Bol :woohoo:
and I can still type…just :unsure:
but my focus is gone …thank god for auto correct :ohmy: :sick: :dry:
water :sick:
buckets for aaron :sick:
I don’t think I got mounted. :sick: :huh:

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good to hear your ok Puddles. :cheer:

Close shave eh?

Recover well old cheese

Bol :woohoo:

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LET THE GAMES BEGIN !!!! :woohoo:

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Mind if i smoke in your Nissan Snowy?

BOOM :laugh:

Bol :woohoo:

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Happy birthday Rob :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long robe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror — make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get… in the shower. Use wash cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone… Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and Jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Rinse off. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex… Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long robe and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, and light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. If there is anyone who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something SO very wrong with you.

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:kiss:

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Well….at least the recreational hunters up in the Nundle State Forrest won’t shoot you now Logan :blink:
You and Boony can hold hands as you ride now
Congrats mate…they are good bikes

Another DRZ for the wreckers :laugh:

Bol :woohoo:

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Murph..there is no bike trail cut in as YOU are going to be the first to take it on. :woohoo:
It has a nice little launch pad at the bottom..but no run up :laugh: I will provide a diagram to each rider so the direction of the track can be memorised before i drop the flag.There is only really one place to stop, which is about half way and only room for one bike at a time 👿 There will be a sign at the top where you can park your bike and watch the mayhem below… “if” you make it :laugh:
As the hill is named in your honor…you will be the first :laugh: :laugh:

Kram,i will have some wolf nipple chips waiting for you on Saturday night :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

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Boze wrote:

You bloody FOOL :silly:

Yup :blush:
Can and will crash a bike
Bol :woohoo:

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