[simon burkeMember]

Some great reports there guys and Gals :cheer:
Looks like it was a bloody good weekend
Welldone
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Mine are here!!! :woohoo:
Thanks Scotty,Suttos and TB…Legends

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

On Thursday, in my wisdom i decided to give one of my stock clients a hand to muster a few mickey bulls and scrubber cows on my trusty CRF.Great idea at the time :unsure:
Anyway,i managed to do a superman into a bloody great pile of basalt rocks,none of which were soft :sick: did a proper job on myself,from a swan dive of about 6ft i landed on my chest and melon :pinch: .Sore as a bastard the next day i went up and saw my old mate Snowy (Legend) who gave me a quick x ray :cheer: Much to my delight nothing was broken :cheer: Today at the sheep yards,climbing a rail,i nearlly fell back into the pen of sheep…F%#$ this !!!I booked into my mate the pysio and he informed me that i have torn my Sterno Costal cartilage and sterno Clavicular joint(whatever they are) ,and tore some type of muscle in my back :huh: ,and its gunna take 6 WEEKS to heal… :ohmy: :ohmy: F*&%^&^$#%$#^$!!!! :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
So..i aint riding this weekend :blush:
BUT…Aaron to the rescue has said he will lead Sundays ride :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: 4 you Aaron
I will now be with Snowy in the ADV Nissan,drinking cans,taking photos and videos of you peanuts
If thats ok with you Snowy ??? :huh:
I will be briefing Aaron on some of the traps i have set so she will be a wicked Sunday :cheer:
Oh…and i know CPR if you need me :kiss: :woohoo:
Bring this weekend on!!!!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

MrSquiggle wrote:

Any chance I can get a crack at bollocks? happy to split accomodation with someone as long as Mrs Squiggle clears another weekend away on the bikes.

Your more than welcome squig
Im sure we can fit you in a cupboard or floor space…maybe even a bed! !
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

All the best with the recovery fish old boy
Great catching up with Boulder the other night
just a shame it was under those circumstances
I nearly got to ride a 990…so close
Just as well I didn’t, as I probably would have ended up
In the hospital bed next to fish :laugh:
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
i can relate to that guy
scary :huh:

[simon burkeMember]

just been to Nundle. :cheer:
The cafe/petrol station is currently under renovation to be completed on Saturday 31st.
Possibilty that there may not be fuel available….then again there might. :huh:

SO PACK SOME FUEL

While i was there i thought i would check out a few of my nasty hills that i have been planning 👿
First one is Kennys track…its a proper bastad :cheer:
Second.Yeehar hill…fun as a bag of cats :cheer:
Dwarf hill (know pereviously as Dam hill..but that was too lame)..bit like a dwarf..short and nasty :cheer:
Sweet Mother of Jesus and Big Mumma i didn’t get to,but i’m sure they are still there
After i checked Dwarf Hill,i decided to make a whole new single up the side of the biggest hill i could see.Looking skyward, up i went marking out a track with fluro paint.Up,Up, and up she goes :cheer:
Eventually i reached the top with my ring hanging out and sweating like a whore in church.Its all pine singles,including the climb. :woohoo:
Eventually i ran out of paint and didn’t know where the hell i was,so at this stage its unfinished,i’ll go back and finish it before the big weekend and take my gps so i know where i can hook it up to another trail.(thats if Boony ever gives me my GPS back…bloody Adventure rider wanna be) :laugh:
Its gunna be a proper proper proper bastard…slid on my arse for about 5m walking back down it :cheer:
In honor of a member who likes to push riding to the limit,
i have named this hill “Murphs Horn” :woohoo:
Everone seems to be comming to Mount Bollocks,so they might aswell ride Murphs horn aswell :whistle:
I’ll take a photo when i’m up there next.
Oh and there is cheat routes on all these hills if your donut is hanging out a bit too far

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Theres one on flea bay at the moment Snowy.
funny as its located in Tamworth..and its got a goat on the back mudguard!!!! :laugh:

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/2002-mod-XR-100-motor-bike-/151099583530?pt=AU_Motorcycles&hash=item232e3cac2a#ht_462wt_1399

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

LC4skin wrote:

Nundle will be an adventure for me, I’m travelling up with Dennis da Menace

willing your black latex pants Lc ?
I think Dennis would like that :kiss:

[simon burkeMember]

Great report Murph :cheer:
Don’t know who has the bigger rocks ? :huh: :woohoo:
You or the creek

Nice one :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

A Man Called Andrew

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He
got into the taxi, and said, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Andrew”

Cabbie: “Who?”

Passenger: “Andrew Sullivan. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like your coming along when I needed a cab, things happen like that to Andrew Sullivan, every single time.”

Cabbie: “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

Passenger: “Not Andrew Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”

Cabbie: “Sounds like he was something really special.”

Passenger: “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Andrew Sullivan, he could do everything right.”

Cabbie: “Wow. Some guy then.”

Passenger: “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Andrew, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Andrew Sullivan.”

Cabbie: “An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?”

Passenger: “Well, I never actually met Andrew. He died. I’m married to his f**king widow!”

[simon burkeMember]

snowy09 wrote:

All those planning to mount bollocks please read page one for departure times. Bring your own vasso

:huh:

[simon burkeMember]

Gday Mick
Some awesome riding in your area :cheer:
Welcome to Old Bulls
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

My nobly knees say yes please
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Nice report guys :cheer:
Fun as a bag of cats :cheer:

You will have to wait Adam :huh:

Bol :woohoo:

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