[simon burkeMember]

Happy birthday Mick old cheese :cheer:
You an Jeffro seperated at birth

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

A Police Officer in Australia
>>
>> Question:
>>
>> How do you tell the difference between an Australian Police Officer, a UK
>> Police Officer and an American Police Officer?
>>
>> Answer:
>>
>> First – Lets pose the following question:
>>
>> You’re on duty by yourself walking on a deserted street late at night.
>> Suddenly, an armed man with a huge knife comes around the corner,
>>
>> locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife,
>>
>> and lunges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert
>> shot,
>>
>> however you have only a split second to react before He reaches you.
>>
>> What do you do?
>>
>> AUSTRALIAN POLICE OFFICER:
>>
>> Firstly the officer must consider the man’s Human Rights.
>>
>> 1) Does the man look poor or oppressed?
>> 2) Is he newly arrived in this country and does not yet understand the
>> law?
>> 3) Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
>> 4) Am I dressed provocatively?
>> 5) Could I run away?
>> 6) Could I possibly swing my gun like a club and knock the knife out of
>> his
>> hand?
>> 7) Should I try and negotiate with him to discuss his wrong doings?
>> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
>> 9) Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
>> this
>> send to society?
>> 10) Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
>> wound
>> me?
>>
>> 11) If I were to grab his knees and hold on, would he still want to stab
>> and
>> kill me?
>>
>> 12) If I raise my gun and he turns and runs away, do I get blamed if he
>> falls over, knocks his head and kills himself? .
>> 13) If I shoot and wound him, and lose the subsequent court case,
>>
>> does he have the opportunity to sue me, cost me my job, my credibility
>> and
>> the loss of my family home?
>>
>>
>> UK POLICE OFFICER:
>>
>> BANG!
>>
>>
>> AMERICAN POLICE OFFICER:
>>
>> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>> ‘click’…
>> Sergeant arrives at scene later and remarks: ‘Nice grouping.

[simon burkeMember]

IT IS ALIVE :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy:
wb Hatto

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Great vids STM.
Whats the go with getting onto a MX track?
Do you have to be a member?
Or can you just turn up to one and have a little spin?

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Gday Boze
Welcome to OBT mate :cheer:
Good to see another Nundle explorer join up.
Cu on a corner in Nundle

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

goldfish wrote:

KING BOLLOCKS wrote:

Hey Rooki
I’m going to do the series this year :cheer:
Look forward to meeting you
Bol :woohoo:

I might join you for a couple rounds Bol.

Copeton Dam and Bike Territory were pretty good rounds from memory :woohoo:

Kram

Cool Kram
Copeton was a good one..2 ambulances and 2 westpac choppers :ohmy:
Last years series couldn’t get off the ground..cancellations everywhere.
Hope they get it right this year…Horton’s a hoot :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

4 hr iron man Rookie :cheer:
over 35’s….or over the hill if they have that as race section :huh:

seriously need to get into some training…getting on my bloody bike for a change would be a good start :blush: …4 times in the last 6 mths :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: …might have to go back onto my L plates :angry:

[simon burkeMember]

Gday Robbie
Welcome to OBT
Fair number of us down around Tamworth if your ever interested in a ride down this way.
As STM has pointed out..we are a bit….special :huh:

Cheers
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Looks like its going to be a mad lot of fun :cheer:
great work STM…the vids on this one will be priceless
Unfortunatly i will be selling old bulls that day..not riding with them

Have fun rootas

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Try the big gold one you wear around you’re neck boony :woohoo:
Fully sic bling bling
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Hey Rooki
I’m going to do the series this year :cheer:
Look forward to meeting you
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Hes allready got that gear Rach…its Kato Orange :laugh:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

A greasey stripper???? :ohmy:
Awesome day Kat :cheer:

Happy birthday

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Happy
birthday
LC

rock on :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

just put everyone down for the BBQ Mick..if they don’t join in they can go sit in the corner and eat their tuna & garlic sandwiches that their mum packed for them. :sick:
We will eat and drink like kings and they can look on in misery :woohoo:

Bol :woohoo:

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