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  • in reply to: My 10,000th post #234255

    simon burke
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    Well done Mick. :cheer:
    Thats pretty impressive mate. ;)

    Its blokes like you that are the heart and soul of this place :)

    Heres to the next 10000 :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: The longest day 2012 #229784

    simon burke
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    LEGEND B)

    in reply to: Happy B-Day Goldfish #234221

    simon burke
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    happy birthday Kramster :cheer:
    dont over indulge on wolf nipple chips :P
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: The longest day 2012 #229772

    simon burke
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    Great stuff Lefty B)

    Good luck ol mate ;)

    enjoy the experience :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106794

    simon burke
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    A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:
    ” Marion …. Marion”
    “Is that you, Bob?”
    “Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
    “That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
    “Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”
    “Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?”‘
    “No — I’m a rabbit somewhere in North Queensland.”

    in reply to: Where is that? #234023

    simon burke
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    casting set for funniest home videos STM ? :silly:

    in reply to: Where is that? #233818

    simon burke
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    Bingo on the Walget girl ;)

    Prize is a weekend in down town Walget,your accomodation will be a park bench in the main street :)

    Congrats Mick :laugh:

    in reply to: Where is that? #233815

    simon burke
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    where does this mut live?

    mixedpho065.jpg

    in reply to: Where is that? #233814

    simon burke
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    two outa two :cheer:
    i think i’ll retire :P

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Where is that? #233971

    simon burke
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    EAGLE`02 wrote:
    EAGLE`02 wrote:
    WHERE IS THIS ???

    2012-04-13103458_zps9245a4a7.jpg

    C`MON GUYS,,, Don`t give up that easy.
    QUite a few of you have climbed to the top of this one,,, 4 times for me now :)

    Are you sure that is not Baldy Knob at Hanging rock state forest eagle.?? Im sure i can still see bits of Boonys helmet spew from a few years ago scattered about here and there :sick:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Where is that? #233999

    simon burke
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    Ace wrote:
    micknmeld wrote:
    Ace wrote:
    where is this???

    [attachment=3664]IMG01247-20111229-1130.jpg[/attachment]

    Looking down on the same Valley Ellerstone is in?

    Mmmm…close about 8ok’s away from there as the crow flys. We would have all stopped there at one point.

    Clue: dirt road runing left to right just above the row of dark trees at the bottom???

    Ace,that looks abit like the Coplacurra rd Nowendoc,the valley between Nowendoc and other known hill billy areas
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Happy Birthday Dejay. #233886

    simon burke
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    DeeeeeeeeeeJay :woohoo:
    Happy birthday you fury little ferret :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Happy B-Day Chris T #233749

    simon burke
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    Bit late but happy birthday old cheese ;)
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106791

    simon burke
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    Mr Honda, of the Honda Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven for judgement.
    At the gates, St. Peter told Mr Honda, “since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”
    Mr Honda thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God. I have a question for Him. St. Peter took Mr Honda to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
    He then asked God, “Aren’t you the inventor of women?”
    God Said, “Ah, yes. Indeed I am”.
    “Well,” said Mr Honda, “Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your design;
    1- There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2- It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3- Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4- The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    5- Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and I don’t even wanna start talking about the maintenance costs.
    “Hmmmm, you do raise some good points”replied God, “Lets have a wee
    look.”
    God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, “Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours..”

    in reply to: Ollie’s in Port Base Hospital #233609

    simon burke
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    Man Down :ohmy:

    Sorry 2 hear of your buster Ollie :(

    Get well soon mate,and don’t eat to much jelly while you are in hospital ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

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