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Happy trails big Mon
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Thats some pretty feral country you boys were riding in.
thanks for sharing lads
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.

I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?’

So then the farmer leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Maggie takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, ‘This is the one…right here.’

Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, ‘Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?’

That’s simple.. By the nail over its stall’, Maggie explains very confidently .

Then the man asks, ‘What’s the nail for?’

She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, …….

‘I guess it’s to hang your trousers on.’

[simon burkeMember]

Two guys are drinking in a bar

One says, “Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?”

“BUGGER !” says his friend. “And I just joined Rotary…..”

[simon burkeMember]

A couple was Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers.

Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew they had lots still to do and she became very upset.

She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phoned then used it to call her husband to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice replied: “Darling, you remember the jewellery shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that one day I would get it for you…?”

His wife’s eyes filled with tears of emotion, she began to cry softly and stifling a sob she whispered:”Yes, I remember that jewellery shop…”
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“Well,” he said, “I’m in the pub next to it!”

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[simon burkeMember]

Wow Chris :ohmy:
You are one very lucky boy.

Lucky you didn’t die in the first few minutes.
Lucky that you thought to go to hospital.
Lucky you had a hospital somewhere near you.
Lucky that you had such great facilities at your local hospital.
Lucky you had a large number of staff at that hospital who knew what they were doing.

Same thing happened to one of my best mates 6 years ago.He wasn’t so lucky

We are lucky to still have you

Thanks for sharing your life changing experience with us mate.
May you live to be 100

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Jesus H Christ Eagle :ohmy:
Have they been test driving tanks up that track ?

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Never Lose Your Grandson!

My small grandson got lost at the shopping centre.
My little boy approached a uniformed security guard and said,
“I’ve lost my granddad!”
The guard asked: “What’s he like?”

The little bloke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
“Cold Beer and Sheila’s with big tits.”

:woohoo:

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Trailboss wrote:

Well it’s a slightly muggy 28 degrees here at the van park, enjoying the peace and quiet and a fizzy drink right now

TB

Hmmm…35 deg here in Tamworth..dusty and hot,to top it off i swalled a fly an hour ago..enjoy your fizzy drink TB

Bol :woohoo:

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wolfie wrote:

think it was ment that i dont make it to this weekend 1st iv been doing training for a new job – 2nd having some heart problems , and now a house full of people with the chicken pox ,to all those that are going have a blast have fun and enjoy cant wait for all the reports and video’s and travel safe

tough break Wolfie
health is more important mate
Hope it all comes good for you.

Bol :woohoo:

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OWL 02 wrote:

I plan on being by the pool by noon on Friday sipping fizzy drinks.

Gaz

if i know you Gaz,you will have a fizzy drink in your camelbac :laugh:

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A Husband takes the wife to a disco.
There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says:
“See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”
Husband says: “Looks like he’s still fu**in’ celebrating!!!

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Happy birthday axel :cheer:
Are you and ollie twins?..seperated at birth?
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Happy birthday Ollie :cheer:
are u and axel twins?

Bol :woohoo:

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