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2nd instalment of Bollocks Productions :cheer:

https://youtu.be/OCq583gUU_o

Bol :woohoo:

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Chris72a wrote:

good stuff bolls did you use their bikes or take ya own?

Drz 400 with safari tanks chris, hire job from cape york motorcycle adventures.
Perfect bikes for up there
Snowy, that poor bugger was so concussed, he crashed another 3 times in the next 200 m.
as for taking his wallet,,, he was that out of it I could have taken his virginity and he wouldn’t have known :laugh:

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Onya Eag’s :cheer:
Still cold up here, so pack your thermal undies
Snowy has dibs on all the goats in Bendy anyway, so romance is out of the question for you.
Have a great trip.

Bol :woohoo:

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Nice one Kram
I don’t know what it is but it looks like it would go as fast as a “rat up an aqueduct”
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A SHORT LOVE STORY

A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married
to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on
a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1 : 00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

‘Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to
get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold’

‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight let’s pretend that we’re
married’

‘Wow!………………….That’s a great idea!’ he exclaimed..

‘Good,’ she replied…………….’Get your own fucking blanket.’

After a moment of silence, …………………… He farted.

The End

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No more dirty dancing for you Jacko…well for a little while anyway
Bad news mate, must hurt like a bastard…beers and Endones ol boy, works every time :cheer:
Get well soon roota

Bol :woohoo:

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Happy birthday boze old roota :cheer:
Bit late I know. ..hope it was awesome
Bol :woohoo:

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Happy birthday galey
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Good luck with the op next Friday boonit
I’ll be in sunny qld working on my tan :kiss:
I’ll ring you when I get back…watch out snowy doesn’t bribe the anesthetist and he knocks you out for a week. :silly:

I’ll be thinking of you…well, not really
Good luck old tiger
Bol :woohoo:

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Good on ya Adam :cheer:
I still have nightmares about that “steel ramp” :ohmy:
Thanks for the report
Bol :woohoo:

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cool
Welcome back Ollie :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

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Thanks guys
Too much cake :sick:
No bike for my birthday :angry:
I might have to buy one for the missus birthday, and if she doesn’t like it then……….

Bol :woohoo:

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Great vid Benny
Don’t think I could handle a lot of those idiots in the 4wd’s…I was one about 20 years ago :woohoo:
Thanks for sharing

Bol :woohoo:

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Mates :laugh:
https://youtu.be/1Yeipzl1uZY
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Happy Birthday old rooter,old shagger :cheer:
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