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  • in reply to: STM’s new ride #225198

    simon burke
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    Scotty that is so flash mate :cheer:
    I want to ride behind you and inhale all the gold dust :P
    Nice one roota. B)
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Changing your own tyres – worth it or not? #232610

    simon burke
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    Have a bit of look around ace ,pick a target, batter your eyelids and promise heaps of beers and friendship for life
    If that fails mate…big cable ties and head towards the nearest dealer..even if its 100 km away and your down to the rims :laugh:
    If that fails…burn your bike to keep warm,then walk home in the morning :silly:
    3 cheers for bike shops !!! :cheer:
    bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Coffs Coast 2012 ( November 23-25) #232239

    simon burke
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    menace wrote:
    its good to see the ferals, (Boony and the King… and by that i mean the fat elvis type),
    are on the B Team.

    the A Team looks to be expotentially more cultured :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :huh:

    in reply to: Coffs Coast 2012 ( November 23-25) #232321

    simon burke
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    EAGLE`02 wrote:
    Yeah mate,,
    Sent you a pm earlier…

    Sux, but that`s life,,, it has been on the cards for about a month actually :whistle:
    Jacko & STM knew it was a possibility ,, thats why Maso is good to have as the ADV leader B)

    Bloody hell Eagle. :(

    I have a “certain” bottle of rum comming with me that you were sposed to drink half of :ohmy:

    I’ll hang on to it until next time…don’t want it wasted on “likely thugs” who have shaved heads,ride orange bikes,drive silver Mr T vans and dress in super hero costumes :whistle:

    Next time ol boy ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: It’s a baby wulf #232428

    simon burke
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    Bravo Mr & Mrs Wulf :cheer:
    Great news :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: The Village idiots go adventure riding #232373

    simon burke
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    Nice report Mick :cheer:
    Love the photo of the ewok emerging from the cave…priceless :laugh:
    You da man B)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Happy Birthday Aaron ! #232299

    simon burke
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    Happy birthday rags.looked like you had your eye in at the putt putt golf yesterday. :blink:
    Stick to bikes mate :laugh:
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Coffs Coast 2012 ( November 23-25) #232228

    simon burke
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    Boony wrote:
    Ohhh yippeeee,yahoo,and bloody yayyy,, I just worked it out .. there will be 5 hondas and only 1 KTM travelling over from Tamvegus for this ride,,,

    Honda should sponsor this bloody ride, and give away free spare parts. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Dont think our parts will fit your Ktm boony :P

    in reply to: Jokes #226120

    simon burke
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    On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says “Boy it’s mighty cold out here!”, the other says “Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey

    in reply to: running in my CRF how long? #228930

    simon burke
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    The only run in my crf 450 gets is into a bunch of trees :unsure:

    in reply to: Rookie From Quirindi #232159

    simon burke
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    Gday Nathan
    Welcome to OBT mate :cheer:
    Good to have another north west lad in the fold ;)
    Thats pretty impressive comming 5th in the iron man at Upper Horton,tough track with plenty of dust.
    Just ask another member (Boony)how tough it is,he got 5 mtrs into the race and that was it..funniest thing i have ever seen :laugh: …His one and only pony express :P
    Your more than welcome to come on a ride with us any time,we normally ride Nundle in all sorts of strange wether patterns :huh:
    Keep an eye on the site for up comming rides or you can PM me any time.
    I live in Tamvegas and ride the same beast as you…bike that is…cu on the trails :cheer:

    yes..we have clowns…Mick and Eagle have clown phobias :pinch: where as we feel right at home with them :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Adventure ride St Albans or Bust RR Nov 2012. #231868

    simon burke
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    wow TB…i was just settling in with my popcorn and choc top vanilla ice cream :cheer:
    Bravo :)

    in reply to: Jokes #226117

    simon burke
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    The teacher asks the kids in class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

    Little’ Johnny: “I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks,

    an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.

    The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behaviour of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson:

    And you, Tanya?

    ” I wanna be Little’ Johnny’s bitch!”

    in reply to: Jokes #226116

    simon burke
    Member

    Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

    Mixing the Renault ‘Clio’ and the Ford ‘Taurus’ they have designed the ‘Clitaurus’. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won’t be able to find it – let alone turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

    Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.

    New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

    This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.

    in reply to: Adventure ride St Albans or Bust RR Nov 2012. #231865

    simon burke
    Member

    Bloody hell Jeffro..lucky Buzz didnt hit you in his B-Double :ohmy:

    nice photo D Jay :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ..kermy da frog.

    Nice report guys,looks like a ball tearer of a week end B)

    Bol :woohoo:

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