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dirthopper wrote:

Thanks Bol. Are you close by to Newcastle yourself mate?

Tamworth mate..although,i have heard Newy is a nice place..when eagle goes on holidays
Bol :woohoo:

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Damos was there Snow..where were you? :huh:
Bike passed in at 3500 if anyone is interested?
Bol :woohoo:

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Geez your game Mick :laugh:
i’ll say a few Hail Marys for you.
If your the navigator…at least Lotsa won’t get lost this time

Bol :woohoo:

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Hey Trailrider
I rode one the other day at nundle…had to :ohmy: as one of the peanuts i was riding with took off with my crf 450 :angry:
Awesome bike in the tight stuff but my muscular body was too much for the suspension :dry:
Gear the suspension to your weight and let it rip !! :woohoo:
Have fun

Bol :woohoo:

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Gday Dirt
welcome to OBT mate
ADV has become a major part of this website over the last few years.
Enjoy :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

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snowy09 wrote:

Boony Damo Aaron pep and myself will be in attendance at the auction but not to buy anything we will
Be there with airhorns bungers strobe lights and a radio controlled plane to ensure that you are in your best auction form. Can you work well in a stressful situation ? Oh did I mention the flares?

damn..i’m gunna have 2 beef up security :angry:

and u would look good in flares snowy

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Silence in Court

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, “You’re charged
with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You b**tard!”

The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to
death with a hammer.”

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, “You rotten b**tard!”

The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom.
Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more
outbursts from you, or I’ll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?”

Paddy stands up and says, “I’m sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years
I’ve lived next door to that asshole, and every time I asked to borrow a
hammer, he said he didn’t have one. “

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found these 3 amigos out in the middle of a paddock,leaning up against a broken down old truck..should report him to Docs :laugh:

the bums :laugh:

Bol :woohoo:

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Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been
able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they’d
each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal
drink.
So when Paddy’s 18th birthday came around, he and his pal Mick took a boat
out to the middle of the lake. Paddy stepped out of the boat and nearly
drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy went to see his grandmother.

‘Grandma’ he said “Tis me 18th birthday, so why can’t I walk ‘cross the
lake like me father, his father, and his father before him?”

Granny looked deeply into Paddy’s troubled brown eyes and said “Because yer
father, yer grandfather and yer great-grandfather were all born in December
when the lake is frozen. You were born in August, ya f’in idiot!”

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They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 85-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’

‘There’s something wrong with my dick’, he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. ‘

‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.

The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor In private..’ The man replied, ‘You shouldn’t ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, Waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’ ‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. ‘And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?’ ‘I can’t piss out of it,’ he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors and you’re going to lose!

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Great report Pete.
Never heard the expression “Penis neck” before..but its well suited to a sticky situation when your on a bike with abit of weight :laugh:
Awesome photos too mate…looks like a ball tearer of a weekend

Bol :woohoo:

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Bit late on the uptake old cheese..but happy belated birthday

Bol :woohoo:

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What Mick said Spud
Hope u had a goodun
Bol :woohoo:

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I love Germans :laugh:

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Strewth Lotsa :ohmy:
That sounds like something that i would do :blink:
Bad news about the bike mate,
Rum and panadol is the cure

Bol :woohoo:

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