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  • in reply to: Banned #226914

    simon burke
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    we can ban Bob…but his avatar stays :P

    in reply to: Management of Public Land – Enquiry #226717

    simon burke
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    Top Job Iva :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Free Our Bush – Petition #226892

    simon burke
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    Signed :)
    WD KTM Rules :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:


    simon burke
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    Good luck girls :cheer:
    may the obt force be with you :)
    bol :woohoo:


    simon burke
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    XT600 wrote:
    Whilst on this subject……………Today a nice courier fella delivered me a shiny new ARAI XD-3 TREK RED helmet!!!

    I would upload a photo…….if only I knew how????

    Mmm…now your talking xt B)
    photobucket ..can some one post up the link for xt?
    Buggered if I know how to do it :unsure:
    bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: newby #226656

    simon burke
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    G’day burnsy :)
    welcome to obt :)
    can’t believe cory actually has a mate :P
    look forward to riding with you one day B)
    Bol :woohoo:


    simon burke
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    snowy09 wrote:
    singletrackmind wrote:
    If I hadn’t done a kitchen renovation and bought a new bike in the same week I would get this.
    K-DUB2_TC-2.jpg

    STM

    Thats weird it looks like its buckled at the back

    Hand grips for stms man love snowy :P :woohoo:
    jeez snowy,of all the people i thought you would have picked that one ;)

    Moto ….I dig your lid :cheer:
    Tb….so gay :laugh: ..needs grips like stms to finish off for the lead float :kiss:
    for such a burley man tb…your passion for fashion is confusing :huh: :P
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: 9,000 kms – 5 states – 30+ days #226423

    simon burke
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    Wow :cheer:
    that looks to be a most epic adventure :cheer:
    have a great trip and enjoy :)
    bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106779

    simon burke
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    Now on sale at IKEA – LESBIAN beds, no nuts or screwing involved, it’s all tongue and groove…

    A Muslim has been shot in the head with a starting pistol; police say it’s definitely race related…

    Due to a water shortage in Ireland , Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8….

    I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest, but explaining they were not a dating agency…

    Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but after looking through her knicker drawer and finding a nurse’s outfit, a French maids outfit, and
    a police womans uniform, he finally decided if she can’t hold down a job, she’s not for him

    I got sacked from my job as a bingo caller the other day apparently, ‘A meal for two with a terrible view’ isn’t the best way to announce number 69

    Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says
    “I tink I will ave to go home, I’ve come all over giddy and feel sick.”
    Murphy asks “Ave yer got vertigo?”
    Paddy replies “No I only live round the corner.”

    After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanics swimming pool was still full.
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    in reply to: Pennsylvania state forest NSW #226265

    simon burke
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    Nice one ecks…didn’t know anything about that website…ripper mate :cheer:
    Cheers
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Cape York 2012 what an Adventure! #224838

    simon burke
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    Captain Kram Sparrow :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Nundle Mud Fest #226091

    simon burke
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    Well done boony :cheer:
    Is was beginning to think you sold your camera for a ktm spare part :P
    nice report roota ;)
    Welcome aboard logan :cheer:
    Look forward to meeting you on the next ride :)
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106774

    simon burke
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    My mother inlaw was baby sitting my kids the other night…when me and the missus got back she was reading a book…i read a few books so i quizzed her if it was a good book ? :) :huh:

    She sorta said yep and changed the subject pretty quickly :huh:

    I now remember the title of the book…..”50 shades of Grey” :ohmy: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :ohmy:

    True story :ohmy:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY #226226

    simon burke
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    Happy birthday bob….hope Menace bought you a new jacket :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Jokes #106773

    simon burke
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    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
    Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

    “What are you doing?”
    She asked.

    “Hunting Flies”
    He responded.

    “Oh. ! Killing any?”
    She asked.

    “Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked.
    “How can you tell them apart?”
    He responded,
    “3 were on a beer can,
    2 were on the phone.

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