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Pictures on the wall shook!!!##
So cool :woohoo:
3 of them.biggest 4.3 :ohmy:
Hold me boony.I’m scared :ohmy:
Bol :woohoo:There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a great huge, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it says the Biker?” menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, you whimp,” the biker says, ” I can’t stand to see a grown man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with another man and a dog bit me.”
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how’s your day going?”Jeffro wrote:He was pretty happy with my pork on fridayJeffro…that is so open to attack
but i won’t :laugh:
Cool dog tha Mudflat
Bol :woohoo:
June 6, 2012 at 6:23 pm in reply to: Expressions of interest for Stockton Beach ride 28th, 29th July #223434ARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH :ohmy:
The Kings Queen mother turns the big 70 that week end.
Out brussel sprout
Have fun rootas :cheer:
Bol :woohoo:
Any one used pivot pegz AND Steg pegs at the same time? :huh:
Bol :woohoo:Happy birthday rebore :cheer:
No doubt you will be eating Orange cake today
Bol :woohoo:Hiya rach :cheer:
welcome to Old Bulls
awesome cake the other night
I used to do the cakes many moons ago…all yours now…ripper job :cheer:Bol :woohoo:
Bloody ripper jeffro :woohoo:
How good do those soft singles look!!!
My wr was the same….bloody allergic to water :dry:
Tamworth to Stockton 3 hours…hmmm
Bol :woohoo:Thank Y’all
been up since 4 am :blink:
I am now officially rooted :S
Will post heaps more crazy sh%t tomorrow :cheer:Bol :woohoo:
Sunny Corner Island
Sunday June 3nd
1712 A.D.Diary entry;
Once again I am woken by this Tamworthian native crowing like a rooster. I now think I know what type of animal back at the island of Tamworthia that this native may be genetically related to.
My eyes are like the maritime maps I use to travel the world. I drag myself out of my thatched hut, smelling of goat urine and flatulence, and wander over to the next campsite. I am greeted by a friendly native woman who is a” long walker”. We are having difficulty communicating and can see that this warrior woman is not impressed by my blood stained eyes, stench and my lily white skin. She tells me of great journeys that lie ahead with her spear and her Kat. I was amazed that these savages kept domestic animals. We spoke of spears for some time and then I bid her farewell. I made my way back to the campsite and the Tamworthians fed me some more slain animal.
Hunting was an option that morning, but I felt that I had bagged my adrenaline quota and had a stock pile of euphoria big enough to see me home on my return journey. I also see that many of the hunters are heading back to their homelands. Some of the bravest warriors stay to hunt on. I am impressed by their courage and tenacity. I help the Tamworthians pack up their bush camp and there is a never ending volley of flatulence .We all find this very amusing and I truly believe it was a bonding moment between us all. They are happy to take my spear and look after it until we meet again. The tide is going out quickly so I must make haste and bid my farewells. I thank the elders and as many of the tribes people as I can find. I board my vessel and I head out into the wide open bay with a cool breeze and a misty rain sending me towards the horizon.
I have time to think as I make my long journey home. What drives these tribes together? Is it the thrill of the hunt? Is it a chance to reacquaint old tribal friendships? Is it a chance to meet new tribes and their members? A chance for someone to be a part of something whole with a positive spirit ? I believe it could be all these things and many more. There is much more to a good tribe other than being able to throw a spear well. I saw all of this on my trip to Sunny Corner Island and I hope one day to return……The End :woohoo:
Sunny Corner Island
Saturday June 2nd
1712 A.D.
Diary entry;I awoke to the sound of one of the mad “Tamworthians” making a noise like a rooster and another gibbering about spiders. As an observation of these weird people from the Island of Tamworthia, I have come to the conclusion that there perhaps has been some inbreeding with some wild animals on their island. I made a mental note never to sail to such a weird and volatile land.
Slain animals were consumed for breakfast and each individual tribe member went about busying themselves by sharpening their spears for the big hunt. There was a large array of spears present and a multitude of colours. I quickly noted that the natives with orange spears seemed to carry a lot of spare parts for their spears. I looked at my sturdy looking red spear that I had picked up in another far away land on a previous hunt, and noticed that the Tamworthians had adorned it with a statue of a goat. The customs of these natives still astounds me.
The hunt for “adrenaline” and the possibility of “euphoria” had begun. The tribe members went into the forest in all sorts of directions. It was obvious that the Forest Gods were being obeyed. After I entered the dark forests I came across a few natives who looked to me that they were good hunters. I chose to follow these hunters to see where it takes me. Spears were soon flying in all directions. Some hitting trees and others impacting in the mud. Adrenaline was abundant in these forests and I think all of the hunters bagged their fair share. Euphoria was sky high, but with a well aimed spear, it too was put under the hunter’s belt. The hunting made the natives hungry and we returned to the bush camp to eat more slain animals. The weather got worse and the hunters decided that more of the local poison should be consumed.
Whilst warming our sodden bones around the fire, the “long walkers” arrived. The long walkers are a different bred of hunters who have large spears that once thrown, can travel long distances. They mainly hunt euphoria on their long hunting expeditions and have the strange custom of drinking the blood of the “latte” animal. The long walkers were very cold and wet and soon joined us around the fire .It was good to see these people as they are good, kind people.
Darkness was soon upon us and we moved to a sacred site for a banquet. More slain animals were eaten. We returned to our bush camp and the rain lifted for more bartering of hunting equipment and produce. Once again the natives were generous. More stories of bravery were relayed by word of mouth and pictures. The hunters seemed to have bagged a great deal of adrenaline and euphoria for the day. The elders were pleased. Eventually the lure of the goat temple beckoned me and again I laid down in the mud to familiar smells of the night before. As I drifted off to sleep I heard a few panicked screams of unfortunate natives who wandered into the bush camp of the Victorians.
May God have Mercy on their tortured souls….To be continued…..
Holy whoops Gibbet :ohmy:
Good luck mate and ride like the wind old cheese
Bol :woohoo:Sunny Corner Island
Friday June 1st
1712 A.D.
Diary entry;It was a wild, cold and wet night when my schooner beached on the shores of the unforgivable Island which is known by many a traveler as Sunny Corner.
I noted that there was a large gathering of tribes from distant lands communicating in their local tongue. The natives seemed to be restless and I wondered why this was so. Cautiously, I approached a warrior elder dressed in his battle dress of red and white polka dots to seek some explanation to why these nomadic people were looking for war .With the translation assistance of another elder, who went by the strange name of “Chris”, I discovered that there was to be a large gathering of the tribes for the annual hunt of the elusive beasts, “adrenaline” and “euphoria”. These animals are much prized by the tribal people and they travel far distances to join in on the hunt. It seemed that the Forrest Gods were angry and would not allow the tribal people to hunt as a group. The tribal people were forlorn and were seen shaking their fists at the Gods and casting what seemed to be spells in a language that I do not understand. Over a period of time the people seemed to resign to the fact that they would have to hunt on their own. Their spears were unloaded, sharpened and placed in waiting beside their bush camps, ready for the next day’s hunt.
I moved towards the fire to interact with some of these savages. The mood of the people changed gradually as the local drink made them forget about the angry Gods. It seems some of these tribal people had travelled many days. I was wary of a particular savage looking group of natives from a land called “Victoria’, especially their leader who spoke in forked tongue about his God “Kato”. Soon the mood was one of celebration as a native group, known as the ‘Tamworthians” began to dance and make offerings to their God who look very much like a goat. The elders began to tell stories of other elders and tribesmen and tribeswomen who had done great feats, this pleased the people and their stories will be told for many years to come.
Celebrations were well and truly underway by now and it was decided that goods were to be traded. An amazing array of goods and hunting equipment were available. The tribal people were very generous in their buying of these strange looking items .I look back now and smile as obviously too much drink was taking its toll with the tribal people, as they made me a “King” and placed a rather large crown on my head made from objects that I have never seen before. I was also placed on an elaborate throne made from the bones of slain enemies. I was asked by the elders to address the people and I expressed my thanks with some embarrassment but with heartfelt gratitude. After consuming what was described to me as” The Blood of Lord Kato” I began to feel light headed and the night became an orgy of song and dance. A previous King of another tribe preformed a rhythmic song to the tune of a wooden type of instrument, much to the delight of the tribal people. I have been told he was a good and kind King
The tribe known as the “Tamworthians” were odd people but they were good people. They let me sleep on the floor of their bush hut for the night. It was quite an experience as the thatched hut smelt distinctly of flatulence and goat urine. Eventually I drifted off to sleep with the sound of native drums banging in my head……To be continued…..
Drafting bloody cows :angry:
One nearly arseholed me 5 minutesago :ohmy:
Will follow the empty beer cans from the rest of the Tamworth crew.
If I’m not there by 7.send out a search party :huh:
Bol :woohoo: -
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