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wow Kevdog :cheer:

I’m with Bender

noice

Bol :woohoo:

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The lady walking ahead of me sped up, so i did too.
She began running, so i did too :huh:
She began screaming,so i screamed aswell :ohmy:

I never even saw what we were running from :blink: :huh: :blink: :huh:

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menace wrote:

moto wrote:

Although we might need to do something about…ahem…_{you know who}. There should be a strict ‘No Berg, No Entry’ policy

you bloody pommy traitor :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

now im bringin 2 bottles of tequila (per day) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Nevermind Menace, don’t let them pick on the fat kid… :ohmy:
I think they have that ” No Berg,No Eentry ‘ stuff tattoed on their bums anyway

Damn this is gunna be a cracker of a weekend :cheer:
Bol :woohoo:

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King STM wrote:

Happy birthday Snowy.
You certainly have aged more gracefully than those riding buddies of yours 😆
Enjoy your day.

STM

Actually i’m only 18 and boony is 19. :huh:
Listening to Snowys bitching and moaning has turned us into old men
:laugh: He’s probably sitting on the photo copier right now scheming up a comeback

Aaron said he would sing happy birthday aka Marolyn Munroe style to him wearing only a certain females nighty that he once wore on a ride :kiss: :sick:

Bol :woohoo:

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Still fat and getting older :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Happy birthday you cranky individual

Bol :woohoo:

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More like your fat arse blocking the air when im riding on your hammer Snowy

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TISCO wrote:

I know of a shop that has some pretty good online specials on boots at the moment
http://www.suttosmc.com.au
(Still have to update abit of stock on there)

Sorry to hear about the lack of customer service, Really shouldn’t be like that.

Now there is a salesman, there is the service !!! :cheer:

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Were the boots to go with your Avatar Lc ? :blink:

You have a point there with employing wanna be Motox deadsh%ts Lc. :angry:

Don’t know why these blokes who own these shops don’t employ sales people.Real sales people,just cause the bloke can ride a bike doesn’t mean he can sell to your customers.
A retired sales rep who has been selling cattle drench for 40 years would do a hell of a better job :huh:

Can’t say you didn’t try Lc

Bol :woohoo:

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THE GRAZIER!
A grazier is overseeing his herd in remote far western Queensland when suddenly a brand-new Toyota Landcruiser Sahara advances out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and says to the grazier, ‘If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?’
The grazier looks at the man, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, ‘Sure, why not?’
The man parks his car, whips out his I-Pad , and surfs to a NASA page on the internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.
Within seconds, he receives an email that the image has been processed and the data stored.
He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel Spreadsheet and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the grazier and says, ‘You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.’
‘That number is right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,’ says the grazier.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the back of his car.
Then the grazier says to the young man, ‘Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?’
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, ‘Okay, why not?’
‘You work for the Australian Government’, says the cow cocky.
‘Wow! That’s correct,’ says the young man, ‘but how did you guess that?’
‘No guessing required.’ answered the cocky. ‘You showed up here even though nobody called you, you want to be rewarded for information I already knew, in answer to a question I never asked.
You used all kinds of expensive equipment that clearly somebody else paid for, you tried to show me how much smarter than me you are, and you don’t know a thing about cows… This is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my sheep dog.’

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boony doesnt like to use the letter “t” in the middle of words :huh:
so it would be a toaser :dry:
But then again he hates the letter “a”
find another “s” in the glove box :cheer:

so now it is an orange “tosser”
the worlds fastest tosser :blink:

ahhh….thats better

Bol :woohoo:
PS i was going to auction off my sanity as one of the auction items…but i think it will be gone after a road trip with Boony :blink:

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he still dreams of it rocket

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Nice RR Rootas !!! :cheer:
Great vids Nick

Spud…that wheelie was “primo” :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

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mickktm300 wrote:

Count me in guys!

It’s been almost 12 months since my last ride so I think I’m about due. One more surgery next Friday and I should be good to go.

Let’s see if I can make it to the second day this year haha

Mick

BALLS…..OF…..STEEL….. :cheer:

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Spud… :huh:
Did you used to hang out the side of trains when you were younger ???
Bol :woohoo:

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Gday kwis
I really enjoyed your intro mate :cheer: :laugh:
Welcome to obt,I think you will fit in well here
Cya on the track roota !!!
Bol :woohoo:

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