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  • in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #146243

    simon burke
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    Can we start a KTM thread in here?
    or does it allready exist on e harmony or RSVP.com amoungst fellow like minded KTM riders? :P
    Boony?

    in reply to: Nickj’s Honda CRF250X ! #215774

    simon burke
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    Nickj wrote:
    Boony wrote:
    Nickj wrote:
    Boony wrote:
    I`m confused !!
    you bought a 250 now you want to make it more powerful !!
    would it not have been better to buy a more powerful,light bike in the first place???

    Like what????? KTM

    I like everything about the Crf and as a cheap option I can have more power ;) an increased mid range wouldn’t be a bad thing when I stuff up a hill climb !! :pinch:

    Nick

    Don’t think so mate, not sure which is the more powerful as a standard bike but I know I prefer Riding over Repairing :D :D

    Bwahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Kapow and Shazam !!!!!
    this is heading cowpat..woohoo :laugh:

    in reply to: Nickj’s Honda CRF250X ! #215765

    simon burke
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    Boony wrote:
    I`m confused !!
    you bought a 250 now you want to make it more powerful !!
    would it not have been better to buy a more powerful,light bike in the first place???

    Your only confused Boony because you have bought a KTM. :dry: :huh:
    We all know you have to donate half your brain when you have to consider buying one of them.
    The sympathy that is expressed by non KTM riders is a bit like the feeling you have when you see a mental patient banging his head up against a tree in the gardens of a mental establishment. :huh:
    You poor thing :(
    Bol :woohoo:
    PS..nice tune Nick B)

    in reply to: 2001 BMW GS 650 Dakar #215730

    simon burke
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    Boony wrote:
    Hey Bills, the bike shop rang and apparently your vespa has been detuned for you and it is ready to be picked up.

    Boony

    Bills ????

    I know no Bills ???????

    KTM riders…sigh :(

    in reply to: 2001 BMW GS 650 Dakar #215724

    simon burke
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    Bundyroy wrote:
    You getting out of bikes Boll? Did you try offloading Heidi to House or Digger?

    No Roy,i love bikes…and dykes on bikes. :blink:
    House and Dig would not know how to handle Heidi,she needs to go to a good home…her whoring days are over :kiss:

    Oh and STM….as if i would ever leave this nut house !!!!!!
    Might get a postie :cheer:
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: 2001 BMW GS 650 Dakar #215699

    simon burke
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    rebore450 wrote:
    Hey Bollocks,
    You can tell us! :ohmy:
    With the sale of the WR and the BMW are you planning a change to the orange team???? 👿

    Rebore.

    Rebore…you mad lover of KTM’s….i would rather get the Pox :P
    And as for you comment Mick…My lawn has become a breeding ground for endangered snakes,i like the idea but my missus can’t seeem to warm to it :huh:

    in reply to: OBT spirit award #215659

    simon burke
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    rebore450 wrote:
    Well Done Dude! :)
    Couldn’t think of a better recipient.

    The Nundle DVD was another outstanding Dude Production. :cheer:

    I have to admit that i haven’t seen the ADV riding section yet, i thought i would leave that until Friday, that’s our usual chick flix night! :laugh: :laugh: :unsure:

    Rebore.

    Couldn’t get it passed the censors rebore…too many hot chicks doing nasty things to Handsome ADV riders :P

    I’m sure its out there somewhere..black market under the counter maybe ? :huh:
    Bol :woohoo:
    PS…Dude = Legend :cheer:

    in reply to: Jokes #106750

    simon burke
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    A chicken farmer went to a local bar…. Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne..

    The woman perks up and says, ‘How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!’

    ‘What a coincidence’ the farmer says. ‘This is a special day for me…. I am celebrating’

    ‘This is a special day for me too, I am also
    celebrating!’ says the woman.

    ‘What a coincidence!’ says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, ‘What are you celebrating?’

    ‘My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!’

    ‘What a coincidence,’ says the man. ‘I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.’

    ‘That’s great!’ says the woman. ‘How did your chickens become fertile?’

    ‘I used a different cock,’ he replied.

    The woman smiled and said, ‘What a coincidence!’

    in reply to: It’s not a photo but WOW!!!! #196321

    simon burke
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    in reply to: Trailzone Victorian High Country Adventure Ride #214948

    simon burke
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    Nice reports so far guys..keep em comming :cheer:
    Nick,what did you think of the BMW ?
    Only the choosen few get to ride them :P
    I would be interested to hear your thoughts…and can they still out drag a Ten?
    Bol :woohoo:


    simon burke
    Member

    Thanks for the photo Boulder :sick:

    I rest my case :laugh:

    Bol :woohoo:


    simon burke
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    Good luck boyo’s !!!!!
    Shame you couldn’t get a better looking mob of blokes to represent us in a magazine :whistle:
    For God’s sake…keep your helmets on when the camera is out :P
    Ride safe…and have a most awesome adventure ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Damn it was hot today. #212483

    simon burke
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    You blokes are bloody mad :laugh:
    I like how you have the bottle of tomato sauce handy in the last photo,big chance of a cooked sasage or two :ohmy: :P

    Bol :woohoo: :woohoo:

    in reply to: Barrett Products #214847

    simon burke
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    STM…how much extra horn power does the pipe give you compared to the stock pipe that comes with it?
    Or was it on when you bought it?If so…have you riden one with a stock pipe to compare?
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Wingello Done and Dusted #214781

    simon burke
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    Great report guys :cheer:
    Lots of fun by the look of it,top vids :cheer:

    You got some bloody big flys over there !!!!

    Bol :woohoo:

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