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  • in reply to: Heard a rumour #197412

    simon burke
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    Bike is now home…took it for a spin,managed to chuck a nice wheelie in the back yard.
    Took it for a spin around Byron Bay on sunset yesterday…its friggin awesome… :cheer:
    Thanks to all for your nice comments…and to the others…bite me :laugh:

    Now,looks like its bad Karma to name the bike a blokes name like “Hermin”..and Kat has a “Helga”….She will now be known as “Heidi”..No shortage of crakin German sorts going by that name :kiss:

    As for the high country ride…gotta learn how to ride it first…baby steps :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Heard a rumour #197415

    simon burke
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    boulder wrote:
    Looks the goods mate, really nice!! But where are you going to put the camp ovens and swags :P
    It looks like it needs a run in the high country to blow the cobwebs out :whistle:

    those things on the side are camp ovens boulder :P

    in reply to: Heard a rumour #197406

    simon burke
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    You bloody big mouth TB. :pinch:
    Picking it up tomorrow.
    I have named it…”Hermin The German” :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

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    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Nundle – The Magificant 7 #197401

    simon burke
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    oops…i just started the same ride report…on a nother thread…..Bwahahahah…. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Admin!!!!!!
    Help !!!!

    in reply to: Mick’s Annual Birthday Ride 4th & 5th of March 2011 #196098

    simon burke
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    Dont know wether we can get there by 8..let alone be ready by 8 :ohmy:

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #146229

    simon burke
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    i didn’t know forestry people spoke goat ? :huh:

    in reply to: My Birthday present yesterday #197280

    simon burke
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    happy birthday mallee
    …now thats a nice bit of cake you have got hold of :woohoo:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: NUNDLING SUNDAY 27 FEB #196943

    simon burke
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    what did you do to my bike Aaron? :angry:
    if you messed with my bike while it was at the mechanics your dead meat :angry:
    please don’t tell me Pep was naked near my bike :sick:

    back on topic….solesy will be there. :)

    in reply to: NUNDLING SUNDAY 27 FEB #196942

    simon burke
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    whizzzzzzzzzzzz
    plop
    glug glug glug
    hook
    jag

    get the net :cheer:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: NUNDLING SUNDAY 27 FEB #197205

    simon burke
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    snowy09 wrote:
    THIS RIDE IS STILL ON THIS WEEKEND DESPITE BOONY HIJACKING IT AND GOING LAST WEEKEND. WHO’S IN?

    7AM Nemingah school

    im there Snowy….say “no” to hijacked rides !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus i wasn’t invited anyway :whistle:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Happy Birthday KATGIRL!!! #197181

    simon burke
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    Happy birthday kat
    looks like Tramo beat me to the cake….thats just not on…so you will have to eat 2 :P

    Bol :woohoo: :kiss:

    in reply to: Jokes #106678

    simon burke
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    The other day I was in the pub having a few quiet beers by myself.
    The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. 5’9′ tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure barely covered by a tiny mini skirt and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show.
    After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer.
    No sooner had I taken a sip when I turn to see her pulling another
    bar stool up close to me and sitting down.
    She said ‘Hi’, and I said ‘Hi’ in return.
    She asked how I was and took my hand and placed it on her perfect
    inner thigh, rubbing it up and down.
    ‘So, does that make you feel good ?’ she asked. ‘I’ll bet you feel good,’ she continued. ‘In fact, I’ll bet you’ve never felt this good before.’
    ‘Well, I have,’ I corrected her. ‘You see, when I was 18, I was
    picked to play for the school 1st. XV in the Public School Finals in
    front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.’
    I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that and I thought she
    would get up and go but she took my hand off her thigh and put it up
    the front of her top.
    Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her
    pert, perfect breast. ‘How do you feel now,’ she purred.
    ‘OK’ I replied.
    Again, she said, ‘I’ll bet you do. In fact, I’ll bet you’ve never
    felt THIS good before!’
    Unbelievably I heard myself saying ‘Well, actually I have. In that
    game, we were down by six points with about 20 seconds left in the
    match. The Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the
    field, where I caught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the
    first few defenders, palmed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst
    through a few forwards, chipped over their fullback, regathered and
    scored a Try right under the posts with about 2 or 3 seconds ’till
    full time. We were still behind by one point, but I had a simple
    kick at goal with which to win the match and…….. ‘
    “Ahhh….” she growled between clenched teeth, more than a bit
    miffed, pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down the
    front of her skirt.
    My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft cotton, and
    she was wet !!!!
    She snapped, ‘Well tell me this, Smart Ass : Have you ever felt such
    a c**t?’
    ‘I certainly have’ I answered, ‘I missed the kick’.

    in reply to: Twitter #197068

    simon burke
    Member

    sorry Chris

    twitter = Gay :kiss:

    unless your Shane Warne and knocking off Liz Hurley :woohoo:

    in reply to: Mick’s Annual Birthday Ride 4th & 5th of March 2011 #196089

    simon burke
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    Looks like there are 5 Tamworthians going now Boony.
    Just ring the “chook Whisperer” at the farm stay and tell her its five now…not ten.You can put it under my name if you like. ;)

    TB…is that pre ride brecky at the farm stay on Saturday morning ?

    Boony aint going…oh hell….that might mean Snowy might be travelling with me :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: ..he stinks

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Grafton ADV ride report. #197047

    simon burke
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    epic :cheer:

    wd B)

    Bol :woohoo:

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