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  • in reply to: Nundle Extreme Chrissy Bash #192165

    simon burke
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    Aaron wrote:

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    Boll I’ll be there. Although I am a little worried by the Extreme title you have assigned this one. You know what your extreme fishing trips ended up as. Hint: xxxx. And they are not kisses. Although I dont know how good looking the blokes were on your trips :laugh:

    Aaron…..this is not a “Brokeback Mountain” ride,you can leave your fishing rod at home :P
    (and your leather chaps)….oh..but you can still wear your wifes blouse like you did once b4 :laugh:

    You will love this ride..right up your alley you mad hillclimbing freak :woohoo:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: locked gate ride #191986

    simon burke
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    micknmeld wrote:

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    Having read all the reports, I deem that Snowys version of events appears to be the most credible.

    objection your honor

    in reply to: locked gate ride #191954

    simon burke
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    Bundyroy wrote:

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    BOLLOCKS wrote:

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    Great day out :cheer:
    Had heaps of fun riding a few new trails and comming across numerious logs and trees knocked down by a wild storm from about a month ago.Personaly if find these sort of obsticals the best part of the ride

    I think you just like to have a smoke whilst you watch everybody else do the work.

    :laugh: ….shh :dry:

    ;)

    in reply to: locked gate ride #191921

    simon burke
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    Boony emerges from the scrub…in one piece :cheer:
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    Pull up House….thats a tree mate ;)
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    Smoko :blink:
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    House appears after hunting bunyips :dry:
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    House with a wet arse from failed recon of a creek :P
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    Boony on his yellow submarine :huh:
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    Nearly Boony :woohoo:
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    Snowy was more like a Manly ferry 😆
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    Now…every one is wet :woohoo:
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    Where the f%$k are we?..Looks like only the officers wear blue :laugh: ..House,Boony & Simon
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    Boony gets a twig stuck on his back wheel :dry:
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    $9 hand saw to the rescue :woohoo: :woohoo:
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    And this was a little one ;)
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    Cheers big ears

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: locked gate ride #191920

    simon burke
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    Great day out :cheer:
    But WTF is with the 5.30 am start????? :blink:
    Picked up House at his…house at 10 past 5 in the bloody morning..he was asleep on his cement driveway :laugh: You gotta love Office Christmas partys then night before a ride :S
    Loaded up and picked up another mate Simon and met Boony and Snowy…late :blush:
    Pulled up at the Berry patch and kitted out with House moaning and groaning…AND HE WAS LEADING THE RIDE :ohmy: God help us :P
    Nice selection of bikes for the day…one blue,1 white,1 black,1 yellow & 1 red :cheer:
    Fun started at the first gate 5 mins into it.Covered Snowy in prime Nundle topsoil with lashings of slime :laugh: .That about set the tone for the day :)
    Had heaps of fun riding a few new trails and comming across numerious logs and trees knocked down by a wild storm from about a month ago.Personaly if find these sort of obsticals the best part of the ride ;) sweeping trails shmeeping trails…i like the carnage,swearing and despair that a downed tree can offer :P ..My view point only ;)
    Anyways…Boony and house had GPS & maps out and we went here,there and everywhere.The lads pondered over the maps like we were about to invade a small country 😆
    Simon who came for a ride with us had a nice little stack on a sweeping double,the ground was that soft it was like landing on Sponge Bob so he fared OK :)..But still copped a few smartarse remarks from me an Snowy :P
    Lots of shenanigans on the trip back with House drowning me plenty of times…Never a shortage of puddles in nundle.
    Had to get Simon Back to town cause it was his first ride & his dear wife was a bit…how shall i say it ?….pissed?…we were abit late :P …Hooned past the Dungowan Pub to see Boony & Snowy charging their schooners at us on the side of the road….Bastards :laugh:
    Cheers for the ride fellas :)
    Oh…yeah….Snowy knocks me off my bike…asks me if i’m ok and then roosts half the forest onto me as i’m trying to pick up my bike….what a dog :laugh: …sooooo Old Bulls…I love It !!!!!! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    I’ll post a few pics next

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: locked gate ride #191919

    simon burke
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    Oh my ride report is comming Snowy…u just wait :P

    in reply to: Urgent call #191869

    simon burke
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    Bloody hell Lotsa :ohmy:

    Glad your ok mate :)

    You shall now be known as….”Losta” :P

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Movember #189629

    simon burke
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    Well done Hatto :cheer:

    in reply to: Honda Win Baja Again 14 Straight #191706

    simon burke
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    Jesus rides a 250 !!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    as he would ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: The Old Bull Charity Fast Fill #191090

    simon burke
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    Thought :blink:

    What if the local paper was fired off an email with a pic or two and a little story about the old bulls and the money that was raised for a good cause ?
    Might keep the Mrs Jessops off our back for next time. :P
    We are not really there to rip up their beaches,run over their dogs(or roos) and rattle the dentures out of little old ladies mouths with our throbbing exhast pipes :huh:
    It must be a bit intimdating to see a heap of blokes dressed like storm troopers invading their little coastal havens :unsure:
    I’d shit bricks if 30 or 40 bikies roared past me while i was knitting.But if i knew it was all for a good cause i would probably bake them a pie :cheer:

    Your turf STM…but just a thought.

    My head hurts :S

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: How to jump a log. #191493

    simon burke
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    oh yeah…i remember now…that was a big bastard :ohmy:
    i was too shagged by then to take a photo :P

    in reply to: How to jump a log. #191519

    simon burke
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    Bundyroy wrote:

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    We had to get over a log a bit smaller than that (it was about the same size but the bottom bit was buried in the ground) on a guided ride once. Was shitting myself but had no choice. I definitely didn’t do it with that sort of style but I did manage to get up on top and then push myself over and I was happy with that. Mate I ride with does that sort of stuff. Just makes you feel inadequate watching them do it.

    Is this the one you were talking about Roy?…on our Batemans Bay tour? I broke my gonads on the handle bars.And Newbs fell down under it and got wedged :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Log wasn’t too bad…the landing on the otherside is what bought us all un done …..ahhhh…logs :)

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    in reply to: Singletrack Heaven at Coffs 2010 #191460

    simon burke
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    Last vid…as unfortunately on an epic hill climb a branch knocked my camera off my helmet :ohmy:
    Thanks Aaron for helping me find it :)
    Huskybloke waiting catch falling riders,Lotsa smokes it and is pleased about it.Mick makes it….just :P
    Film cuts out just after Mick gets over…but he did make it :laugh:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbZKHwT1Fb0

    Dats all folks

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Singletrack Heaven at Coffs 2010 #191459

    simon burke
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    The logs that caused a bit of grief :P
    Go Bollocks…. :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    in reply to: Singletrack Heaven at Coffs 2010 #191458

    simon burke
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    Great weekend guys…thanks STM and Nickj…freakin awsesome stuff :cheer:
    Cheers Aaron for being my co pilot for the trip over,but next time leave your circus tent behind.Took him an hour and fifteen to put it up.Pissed to the eyeballs but by God it was funny :laugh:
    Cheers to the sweeps for their constant pick ups and good humour :)
    Didn’t get to take any photos but shot a few vids B)

    this one was down in the valley with numerious creek crossings and bog holes.How i managed to stay upright remains a mystery to me :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt_EyyvnEjg

    afew more to come later today :cheer:

    Great work on the Movember donations Bulls :cheer:
    Top effort from the Qlders to come down for a ride :cheer:
    Hope your arm is not giving you to much grief RC…Damn Ninja Roos :angry:
    Bit more later on ;)

    Bol :woohoo:

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