[simon burkeMember]

That wiring in the roof looks a bit dodgey mick

[simon burkeMember]

Go the Love Boat !!!!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

[simon burkeMember]

Better put me and pep down for dinner mate…that is if he pmed you :huh:

Can i sit next to Kram???? :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

im there boonit….it will be my first ride since i went arse up at cells 8 weeks ago :blink:
be gentle with me

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours.
He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting.
At the height of the party, the host said, ‘I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I’ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.’
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing
all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell..
Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
The host says, ‘Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.’
‘Nah, you all right boss, I don’t want it,’ said Colin.
The rich man said, ‘Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?’
‘No thanks. I don’t want it,’ answered Colin.
The host said, ‘Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?’
Again, Colin said “No.”
Confused, the rich man asked, ‘Well Colin, then what do you want?’
Colin said,

‘I want the bastard that pushed me in.’
:woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

mthickett wrote:

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BOLLOCKS wrote:

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Welldone Pep you super claytons support driver!!!!
Come to Coffs with me at the end of next month…i’m going by myself…no girls allowed!!!
aww…girls are great…i got two…they love their daddy :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

Bol i can hear you from here you know! :angry:

Besides an unnamed Wauchopian rides like a girl so there should be good represtentation at Coffs for the ‘ladies’ :laugh:

Congrats Pep the hardest decision now should be which mini bike should you start her out on!

Oops… :blush: …sorry Shell…i stand corrected …i think i had a “redneck” moment :blink: :blush:
hooray 4 girls :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

happy birthday 2 banger
i made you a cake outa Bangers

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Welldone Pep you super claytons support driver!!!!
Come to Coffs with me at the end of next month…i’m going by myself…no girls allowed!!!
aww…girls are great…i got two…they love their daddy :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Gday Rusty
Welcome to OLD Bulls.
Gosford = 3hrs to the Hills of Gold Nundle. :cheer:
Might see you up here for a blat one day
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Taswegien…cool
welcome to OBT mate.
I havent crashed in that state yet. :huh:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

hiya pikey
Nice bike :cheer:
All us good blokes ride them
Welcome to OBT mate.
cya on the tracks.
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Sorry Roy
can’t make it.
Gotta work
millions to be made :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Nice reports guys….bloody good riding up there :cheer:
Would have loved to see the look on the tour leaders face when you didn’t stop to do corner man duties Boony…bloody cracker !!!
Did you find any of my ribs up there on the side of the road Boony ?
I’ll be on the next one

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Happy birthday puddles…had plenty of flour left over from the outback so i baked you a cake

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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Seems we have underestimated how tough Nick really is, just received a phone call from him. His doctor sent him for a ultra sound on his foot and amongst the “pieces” of sleeper in his foot is a piece 1/2 inch wide by 1 inch long :ohmy: its wedged between the bone and the tendons. They operate tonight :blink:

TB

My God :ohmy:
What a tough little Pom
Give him my regards and lend him your teddy bear TB for the operation.
Bol :woohoo:

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