[simon burkeMember]

An Aboriginal picks up a hooker.
>> How much do ya charge for da hour, sista?’ he asks.
>> $100,’ she replies.
>> He says ‘Do ya do Abadiginal style?’
>> ‘No’ she says.
>> ‘I pay ya $200 do it Aboriginal style’
>> ‘No’, she says, not knowing what Aboriginal style is.
>> ‘I pay ya $300’
>> ‘No’, she says.
>> ‘I pay ya $400’
>> ‘No’, she says.
>> So finally he says, ‘OK, I pay ya $1,000 do it Aboriginal style..’
>> She thinks, ‘Well, I’ve been in the game for over 10 years now. I’ve
>> had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world.
>> How bad could Aboriginal Style be?”.
>> So she agrees and has sex with him.
>> They do it in every kind of way and in every possible position.
>> Finally, after several hours, they finish.
>> Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, ‘Hey, I was expecting
>> something perverted and disgusting. But that was good.
>> So what exactlyis’Aboriginal style’?’
>>
>> The Aboriginal replies ‘You send da bill to da Gub’ment’
>>

[simon burkeMember]

Good luck Kat :cheer:
live your dream :cheer:
keep safe

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

he should have driven through the fountain and givin it a wash

[simon burkeMember]

Gday Tramo
welcome Old Bulls mate :cheer:
keep your legs together

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Bit worse than that Boonit….Nuthin but custard,wings and legs

[simon burkeMember]

Trailboss wrote:

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it will be back in drought conditions and stinking hot by the time we get there Boony :cheer:
The grass hoppers can be used as traction if we get bogged…they are planning a welcoming party for us allready

Yeah yeah yeah where are the pictures of the gear Bollocks :laugh:

Seriously Bollocks I will be making a screen for my radiator tomorrow, thanks

TB

went to check out the gear today TB….father inlaw was a bit shitty…having a bad day…and you dont mess with a Vietnam vet when they are having a bad day :dry: .we did talk about it all,but he has it spread about in a heap of sheds.Will get a look at it all in the next week.

[simon burkeMember]

it will be back in drought conditions and stinking hot by the time we get there Boony :cheer:
The grass hoppers can be used as traction if we get bogged…they are planning a welcoming party for us allready

[simon burkeMember]

product of evil

[simon burkeMember]

Nice report Menace
you certainly filled in a few gaps for me.
Remind me next time you come to town,that i should make myself absent.
you are pure evil 👿

Good to cu travel so far though mate.

i will never recover :blink:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

You will need a tougher set of knives and forks than tha TB to cut through some of the meals i am going to serve you

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

ah shit mike….that sux…sorry to hear mate
if i see em up our way…i will shoot first and ask questions later

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

hiya Rocket
Happy birthday mate…sorry i’m a day late :blush:

Have a cake anyway :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Happy birthday Nick
have a good one

Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

Well…..hope you all had a nice ride
looks like it was a cracker :cheer:
I will not be doing a ride report….but i will do a piss up report :woohoo:

I will let the photos do the talking.I can’t even remember taking them :huh:

Let the night begin!!!Dude lookin exicited and Pep dancing like a fairy :blink:

Eagle trying to get the fire going…or did he just find 20 cents?

Boony gets the sways…will i catch him thinks Mal?…nup :silly:

Jeffro shows off the VB purchased just for our little Mexican…and the fool doesn’t even drink the stuff!!but Buzz is eying it off

Thats one excited Victorian :ohmy:

Pep and his timber chainsaw :dry:

Dude worships the fire Gods

Boony tries on the KTM hat…doesn’t fit :laugh:

Dude and Menace hook into the Polish paint stripper :silly:

as you can see…things got messy

THIS IS MY FAVORITE “Aww Boony…but your mine i’m your little Eagey weggy aint i ?Please don’t leave me for a Victorian….pweese “

Nice to meet a few new Bulls and allways a pleasure to catch up with a few old Bulls
And as for you Menace….thanks for making me have a face plant on the tar road…i don’t need to ride to crash…i think it just comes naturally :cheer:
Oh….and great job boony and snowy…you piss wrecks
Bol :woohoo:

[simon burkeMember]

oh well…..spose i better poke on out to Nundle :cheer:
No doubt they are into it already

Better head out now and make sure they dont drink too much :silly:
gunna get messy…let you all know in the morning.
Might even take a photo or 2.

Bol :woohoo:

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