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  • in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #186475

    simon burke
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    boulder wrote:

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    Hey Bollocks, Looks like the Hilton on wheels mate!! How many swags do ya reckon we can get up on top :dry: Plenty room for spare tyres on the draw bar and gerry can holders too :woohoo: Has it got an oven so you can bake us a cake :P

    dunno about swags Boulder…but it will fit 3 dead roos and a dozen cartons of Green cans!!!!!!

    as for baking cakes….there will be plenty of “Moon Pies” as Pep and i overtake you blokes heading for the next meeting point :woohoo:

    oh….and i will also have some serious kick arse gadgets and stuff such as showers,generators and heaps of other crap :woohoo: …pep will be working the massage table :P
    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: introduce myself #186298

    simon burke
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    Gday Jim
    Willow Tree eh?..Had a few beers at the Hairy Balls hotel in my time ;) I’m just over the hill at Tamworth.There is a fair Old Bull crew here at Tamworth now( and we are all legends).Keep an eye on up comming rides…like the Nundle ride next month.Cya on the tracks.

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Introduce Myself #186461

    simon burke
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    Gday Rob
    welcome to OBT mate. :cheer:
    heaps of old bulls down around your area. :)
    And as for riding ability…if that was an issue on this web site i would be in the “naughty corner” everyday. :huh:

    Have fun mate…XR650…boy will you get some Brownie points!!!!! ;) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Spent more time in the Cells. #186279

    simon burke
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    oops…nearlly forgot this one….this is for you Eagle….Bed time for Boony :P :P :P :P :blink:

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    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Spent more time in the Cells. #186278

    simon burke
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    Awesome bloody place to ride :cheer: …and not a bad bunch of blokes to go riding with. :) Won’t go into a full ride report as my brain at the moment resembles that of a 5 day old duck. :blink: …mmmm white pills :silly:

    A few photos tho :cheer:

    Ring of knownuthings
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    oh i cannnnn cook
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    Aaron the happy little ferret
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    snowy…he likes to fart alot
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    Boony tips his hat to the boss
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    Damus does the war dance
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    Boonys bike dies
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    Snowy getting his snakes…he keeps em in his airbox
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    Me about to get some serious air…snowy about to belt me with a stick
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    this is me showing the punters the extreme angle i was in while i was at least 15ft in the air off that contour bank
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    As i was demonstrating my skills Snowy snuck up behind me and flattened me like a WWF wrestler…bastard :laugh:
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    Good on ya for joining us Mick…legend effort mate. Big thanks to Boony,Aaron and even Snowy for looking after me after my faceplant :P .Its OK Boony…you can post that photo of me that you took while i was dying on the side of the road… ;) Dont know wether i will be back on a bike for a while.Chest and back is a bit rooted….just aswell my man boobs broke my fall!!!!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #182226

    simon burke
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    The camper trailer :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

    60 l built in water container.elec brakes.roof rack.jerry holders.2 burner kitchen.work benches. heapsa storage.double bed for me an PEP ;) etc etc etc…will take another photo when i get hold of it and pull it apart and set it up.Also went to the blokes i know who make trailers and booked it in to get the bearings checked over and beef up the suspension if needed.

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    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Busted up Old Bull #185980

    simon burke
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    Stevos OK.
    Just went and visited him and gave him a “few” of my dirt bike mags to read.He will be heading home on the weekend minus his spleen….i think they fed it to the cats :P

    Bol :woohoo: ob_002.jpg

    in reply to: Spent more time in the Cells. #186274

    simon burke
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    pain :ohmy:

    couldn’t get out of bed this morning to go to work…rooted :S

    My dear wife made me go to hospital :huh:
    up there all bloody day.

    Nothing broken :cheer:

    will post pics & report tomorrow….too many drugs in me now :silly:

    silly main road :blush:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Busted up Old Bull #186192

    simon burke
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    merlot wrote:

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    hey bollocks….how they doing financially? happy to contribute as would anyone…jnust let”s know…..cheers russ

    Good on ya Russ…but they are fine…no dramas there ;)

    i have just got off the phone to Stevos missus…no wonder he looked like he was in pain while i was there…his spleen actually burst while i was talking to him, apparently :ohmy: …i was ushered out cause he was in so much pain…and apparently they rushed him into emergency surgery just after i left…….bloody hell (ummmm..did i cause that??…i tried to be serious so he wouldn’t laugh..oh dear..). :ohmy:
    hes ok now…has now idea where or who he is but he will pull through :)

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Busted up Old Bull #185977

    simon burke
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    Poor ol Stevo went home and within a day was rushed back to ICU at Tamworth base…..Poor bastards Spleen is ruptured :ohmy: …went and saw him today…his missus wasn’t amused when i gave him a few dirt bike magazines :unsure: ….great timing Bollocks :blush:
    Looks pretty crook and is in a heap of pain…can’t work out why they didn’t pick it up before when he was in there?. :blink:
    There gonna have to take it out and he will be in hospital for about two weeks.

    Steve was poking around on the farm….and got busted up.

    We rip around like mad units.

    PROTECTION.PROTECTION.PROTECTION .

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Camerons Corner in Oct 2010 #186092

    simon burke
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    Nickj wrote:

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    Do you think grip heaters would be useful on this ride ?

    Ummm Nick…were going to the outback mate :huh: …

    u only need a shearers singlet,stubbies and thongs B)

    and a BIG knife :dry:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Busted up Old Bull #185976

    simon burke
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    saw Stevo 2day….man…u should see the black brusied collar bone where it snapped…uglier than Menaces Head :P

    left my bloody camera in the car so i have no Gholish photos :(

    Stevos a tough Bastard and should be going home in the next day or so :cheer:

    Told him you all send your love and gave him a Dirtsquirter mag to read to pass the time…he was pretty chuffed he has his own thread on the oldbulls forum….oh the things you do to get famous!!! ;)

    If he kicks the bucket i’ll let you know :laugh:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: Wyong to Bilpin Sat 14 Aug 10 #185908

    simon burke
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    Nice report Lotsa And Jeffro ( Thelma & Louise :P )

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: SNAKE TIME AGAIN !!! #185892

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    Aaron wrote:

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    I nearly stepped on one at my last ride. Bloody scary.It is the only occasion when it is acceptable to squeal like a 13 yr old girl. As long as your mates don’t hear you On that note was anybody watching 7’S sunrise when Grant Denyer while out in the outback retold the story of a snake in the camp. He said the guy walked up and cracked its head off like a whip. They are protected arn’t they? Imagine if he said the Koala walked into the camp looking for water so we bashed it with a stick until its head came off!!! We would never hear the end of it. I know this is what happens and the snake in our camp had a similar fate but i would not say that on TV. :laugh:

    i told a Koala once i was going rip his head off Aaron…..true :P

    the fury little dirt bag kept putting a bucket in my face and telling me how all animals are lovly and im a sinner cause i like a good steak….i got a bit gnarly to say the least….true story…next time we are standing around a camp fire and you are throwing $10 notes into the fire pit i will tell you all about it ;)
    As for snakes…harden up eages…their cute :cheer:

    Bol :woohoo:

    in reply to: smiles #185870

    simon burke
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ….go Kat :cheer:

    Legend :P :laugh: :P :laugh: :P :laugh: :P :laugh: :P :laugh: :P

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