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Please add Jarod,Mitch and Robbie to the list Aido….

Boony

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OK ,I`m slow off the mark,, What incident are we talking about,
I think TJ blue was one of the gentleman on the aprillia`s over at cells if I`m not mistaken, (you know mick,the one that layed down on the helmet)
Head ons, are for real people, keep you eyes open out there,

Boony

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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset
about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”

“The first is that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban did.”

Wife increasingly agitated:

“Oh he did did he???”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

“And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora…….”

“The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much do you want?”

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A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND ….

You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter….

The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease… Can you offer any reason for this disease?”

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ……………
“Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?”

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information.But what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer: “And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day…. And only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you get mad?”

The program was never aired…

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Letter to Helpline

Hey Mate, really need your advice for a serious problem.
I have suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating. The usual signs; Phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the Girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the bike. When she came home she got out of someone’s car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind the bike,
I noticed…a hairline crack in the swing arm………………………….

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

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Cardiologist’s Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very
elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life…
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following
the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart
then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When
all eyes stared at him, he said, ‘I am so sorry, I was just thinking
of my own funeral… I’m a gynaecologist.

The vicar fainted.

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Well??? any survivors,,,wheres the report and piccies of this on….????

Boony

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looks like the mayor put on another top ride,,that log likes like fun??

Boony

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Sorry Husk,,,mothers day rules me out of this ride!!

Why? Was Tracey going :laugh: she would ride better

Date is still good at this stage with me HB, but am easy if its changed

TB

Yeah we have heard your easy :cheer: :cheer: 😆 😆
And anyone could better than me not just the Missus,,,

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Sweet!!!blood/guts and gosop,,,do tell??????what happened,,,and is your bike alright?????

Boony

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Sorry Husk,,,mothers day rules me out of this ride!!

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So many optional add ons on the market and your never sure if they are worth it. Has any one ever actually damaged a side case on their drz and would accessory side cover guards actually prevent a rock damaging the case or would the impact merely transmit through the guard and smash the case any way? Im just sceptical about forking out $90 for good marketing.

I had given the case on the gearlever side a hiding to what I reckon was only a smidge away from breaking through so got the covers. Have put a considerable dent in the gear lever side(should stop falling that way :blush:) which probably would have been a case smasher on the original, so I think they are worth it as the originals cost a fortune to replace. I got mine from overseas and they only cost 43 dollars to my door, that was back in December 2009 though so could be cheaper now. Here is the link.

http://stores.shop.ebay.com/CFC-Offroad__W0QQ_armrsZ1

what did you use to stick them on with?????

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDqO7tOFepM&feature=player_detailpage
or is this pep

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My god!!!!!it`s Pep on a honda :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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, I have installed a jump start system in case my battery dies on a ride, Ohh yeah and happy new year.

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Fat lotta good if you are out riding with someone on a XR or the likes that doesn’t have a battery [/

I have on several times considered changing bikes to a more single purpose,,but bugger me dead if the Narny just keeps on impressing me with its ability to carry a very inexperienced rider out of the scrub, ride after ride, so I might as well just keep her and throw the blingy bits at her. maybe not to krusty1s extent but just things like a kick start, brakes and softer suspension, (i felt a bump last ride) :woohoo:

Boony

I’m with you boony , I’ve looked at different bikes too but with things like the kickstart and a suspension makeover the DRZ is hard to beat. The day I ride it and feel it’s got nothing left to give I might change… But what does everything the DRZ can with that reliability, and good looks

we have hijacked your thread Bigger Al, but you`ll get over it.

Wont be long and we can have a DRZ only ride :woohoo: I can see all the others painting their bikes yellow just so they can ride with the cool people. 😆 :woohoo: :woohoo:

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