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BOLLOCKS wrote:

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old mate said i could buy this for $50….gotta be worth that,even as a paper weight?

i may have found a new hobby,collecting crap :cheer:

Bol :woohoo:

I know wheres theres a shed to store these investments….wink,wink

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read the title and had the same thought,, missus had other opinion though

welcome to the site ktm250exc,,
I don`t know why but I have this powerful urge to say buy a DRZ 400??? not sure whats going on there.

Boony

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Mate ,buddy pal,, with a handle like syco you are gunna get on real well around here.
you ride a honda hey :huh: I`m sure you give the old girl what for on the trails and make it really perform.
You should hook up with our resident gigle pot , Moose , he to rides a 600, apparently these hondas are not bad bikes,

looking forward to seeing you on the trails mate.

welcome aboard.

Boony

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Hi

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Thats what I meant….(Shaking head slowly)god its hard some days.

Bring on beer o`clock

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menace wrote:

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what is that black thingo on your bar pad TB??

is it for the bluetoofs??

thats a mirror you peanut,,,even I knew that 😆 😆 😆 😆 :silly:

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Bwaaahhhhaaaaaa

Gold Bolls 😆

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christ that bikes bloody clean,,you ever had it on the dirt,,,

no wait its a motard bike now :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Boony

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do what I do.

I just ignore everyone :woohoo: :woohoo:

normally I am that scared I will not let go of the bars to wave anyway, the other riders probably could smell my fear if they follow me.

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Are you tired of those piss weak ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces here — Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

….When you are sad — I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
…When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3…. When you smile — I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4…. When you are scared — I will take the piss out of you every chance I get until you’re NOT.

5….. When you are worried — I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until

YOU STOP WHINING!

6… When you are confused — I will try to use only little words.

7… When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8…. When you fall — I will laugh at you, you clumsy arse.

9…. This is my oath…. I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask;

Because you are my friend

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THIS OUGHT TO MAKE ALL GRANDPAS FEEL WARM & FUZZY…

A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her
Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room…. “Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly, “As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”

“What?” said her Grandpa.

“Make a noise like a frog – because Grandma said that as soon as you
croak, we’re all going to Disneyland!!!”

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While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use
a condom all the time he is there.

A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning
to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor.

The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders
some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the
results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, ‘I’ve
got bad news for you, you’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very
rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.’

The man looks a little perplexed and says, ‘Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc.’

The doctor answers, ‘I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re
going to have to amputate your penis.’

The man screams in horror, ‘Absolutely not! I want a second
opinion.’

The doctor replies, ‘Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want
but surgery is your only choice.’

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that
he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his
penis and proclaims, ‘Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.’

The guy says to the doctor, ‘Yeah, yeah, I already know that but
what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my
penis!’

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. ‘Stupid American
docttah, always want to opawate. Make more money dat way. No need
to amputate!’

Oh, Thank God!’ the man replies.

‘Yes,’ says the Chinese doctor, ‘wait two weeks. Fawl off by self!’

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youll be fine rocket it doesnt get that cold :unsure: ,,oldbulls does nundle 2009 was held in minus 2 degrees over night, tarp over swag and alls good.

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Ok

I have contacted the van park and due to the date of our ride coinsiding with school holidays they are saying they would prefer 2 night bookings on the cabins..
They did say they may change that closer to the date, however the camping sites should be fine…
Taking into consideration the quality of the amanities and the camp kitchen ,camping is also a viable option,
PEP (the looney) is looking into the pony club accomodation as well.

All video cameras are banned from anywhere near my swag this time,,(Beagle).

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mine run over the top scotty,

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