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  • in reply to: Bonneville Shenanigans #136642

    glenn
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    LC4skin wrote:

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    The late 1940s, 150.313mph.

    He would have went naked for even less wind resistance but he was afraid he would get his tackle caught in the spokes. Rollie_Free01.jpg

    the worlds first superman nak nak.

    in reply to: Bonneville Shenanigans #137694

    glenn
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    Did you all know that TB will be demonstrating that exact style of riding at the 148foot marker on the jump at Louee dduring the christmas party.:(

    in reply to: Jokes #137665

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    The swine flu anthem has been anounced..

    I got you babe.:(

    in reply to: Hanging Rock State Forest (Nundle) #137645

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    menace wrote:

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    yes you will,

    with youre nice new shiny big RED P PLATES:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Honestly officer the P Plate was there:laugh: :laugh: when I left the truck:cheer: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Hanging Rock State Forest (Nundle) #137639

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    slowandstupid wrote:

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    Im heading up there this weeknd I just got a gps and can prob send the track log to anyone if they are interested
    lotsa gold up there

    I will be up there sunday looking at some loops for the ride

    in reply to: Bkn leg – help and assistance very much apprciated #137634

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    where my pressy:angry: I would have returned you bike maybe not in the condition Tb returned it in and probably not as soon but you would have got it back:laugh:

    seriously well done all round
    Tb,chopper,Aiden ,Mr ambulance man,Mr helicopter man,that sexy nurse(you know the one I mean.

    Proud to be a OBT

    in reply to: Hanging Rock State Forest (Nundle) #136807

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    KylieD wrote:

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    Jeffro wrote:

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    I see the Sherpa and his Princess have new avatars, or is that the Princess and her Sherpa. :huh: :dry: :silly:

    Yeah, I was really worried because after all the Princess talk I thought one of the admin team might pull a SuperUnit on me and change my user name. I thought this was a nice compromise and my user name can be left as it is.

    BTW – thanks heaps for starting it off Jeffro 👿

    And how funny is DanD’s sherpa picture?

    Back on track though, if you want to book a cabin there might be just one left. I booked a cabin for me and DanD and the other is booked for TB and Eagle so that means there should be one left. Make sure if you’re keen, ring and book it ASAP. From memory it was only $60 per night so if you get 2 people in there it’s $30 per night.

    Ours sleeps 6 but I’m taking my kids and their grandparents (to look after them). I had a major attack of the guilts on the Caves to Caves ride and didn’t want to go through that again (well not until the Louee weekend). So they are going to stay at the cabin too and spend the days sightseeing with their grandparents. That way we can see them in the morning and then in the afternoon and still spend the evenings socialising with all the other old bulls. I reckon that this is going to work out well because I’m sure that the kids will enjoy Nundle.

    Getting excited already.

    hey there princess
    If your tin lids are coming they would be really interested in sheba dam.It is at the top of the big hill(you will see what the big hill is)there is heaps of room to run around and just generally muck up and not get into shirt. we will go there on the bikes during the weekend as part of the touristy thing.

    in reply to: mcrcv….did you know #137580

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    xy-transit wrote:

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    oh that’d be right i’m discriminated against again!

    too fat to race in any other class.

    not old enough to compete in a class i’d have some hope in.

    settle pettle when we go for a ride together you can beat me and that`ll make ya feel betta:)

    in reply to: Jokes #137576

    glenn
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    Ok quizz time

    whats the worst thing about a 69er

    in reply to: Jokes #137572

    glenn
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    CONGRATULATIONS

    TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE

    1930’s 1940’s, 50’s, 60’s and early 70’s !

    First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos.

    They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and processed meat, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes or cervical cancer.

    Then after that trauma, our baby cots were covered with bright coloured lead-based paints.

    We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets or shoes, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

    As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or air bags.

    We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.

    Take away food was limited to fish and chips, no pizza shops, McDonalds , KFC, Subway or Nandos.

    Even though all the shops closed at 6.00pm and didn’t open on the weekends, somehow we didn’t starve to death!

    We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.

    We could collect old drink bottles and cash them in at the corner store and buy Toffees, Gobstoppers, Bubble Gum and some bungers to blow up frogs with.

    We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank soft drinks with sugar in it, but we weren’t overweight because……

    WE WERE ALWAYS OUTSIDE PLAYING!!

    We would leave home in the morning and play all day, as long as we were back when the streetlights came on.

    No one was able to reach us all day. And we were O.K.

    We would spend hours building our go-carts out of old prams and then ride down the hill, only to find out we forgot the brakes. We built tree houses and dens and played in river beds with matchbox cars.

    We did not have Playstations, Nintendo Wii , X-boxes, no video games at all, no 999 channels on SKY ,

    no video/dvd films,

    no mobile phones, no personal computers, no Internet or Internet chat rooms……….WE HAD FRIENDS and we went outside and found them!

    We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and teeth and there were no
    Lawsuits from these accidents.

    Only girls had pierced ears!

    We ate worms and mud pies made from dirt, and the worms did not live in us forever.

    You could only buy Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns at Easter time…

    We were given air guns and catapults for our 10th birthdays,

    We rode bikes or walked to a friend’s house and knocked on the door or rang the bell, or just yelled for them!

    Mum didn’t have to go to work to help dad make ends meet!

    RUGBY and CRICKET had tryouts and not everyone made the team. Those who didn’t had to learn to deal with disappointment. Imagine that!! Getting into the team was based on

    MERIT

    Our teachers used to hit us with canes and gym shoes and bully’salways ruled the playground at school.

    The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.

    They actually sided with the law!

    Our parents didn’t invent stupid names for their kids like ‘Kiora’ and ‘Blade’ and ‘Ridge’ and ‘Vanilla’

    We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility, and we learned HOW TO

    DEAL WITH IT ALL !

    And YOU are one of them!

    CONGRATULATIONS!

    You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids, before the lawyers and the government regulated our lives for our own good.

    And while you are at it, forward it to your kids so they will know how brave their parents were.

    PS -The big type is because your eyes are not too good at your age anymore

    in reply to: Jokes #137570

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    xy-transit wrote:

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    that’s a repeat boony. about a page ago. but still funny.

    this thread has that many pages who knows whats been posted???????????????????????????????????????

    in reply to: Jokes #137400

    glenn
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    Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night ,

    A drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

    ‘What’s that big brass gong for?’ one of the friend’s asked.

    ‘Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock’ he drunkenly replied.

    ‘A talking Australian clock – seriously?’

    ‘Yup.’ ‘Hmmm (hic).’

    ‘How’s it work?’ the second friend asked, squinting at it.

    ‘Just watch’ he said.

    He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ‘ear-shattering bash’ and stepped back.

    His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

    Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

    ‘For f*#k’s sake, you stupid pri*#. It’s ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!’

    in reply to: Is Squirrel TB? #137560

    glenn
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    in the spidy family photo album

    did you end up with glue ear:lol: 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    in reply to: Friday the 5/6/09 ride #137541

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    twobanger wrote:

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    Any one keen ?

    go on the 6th I can probably make it.

    Love riding there it`s grouse:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    in reply to: Hold on #135799

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    Moto wrote:

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    Splice the sheath on the HT cable going to your sparkplug and run a ‘jumper’ wire upto to your nose and affix to the skin in between your nostrils with a crocdile clip (don’t forget to apply moisture first). Crank the bike over and ride like holy hell with your extra burst of energy.

    Don’t say I never help.

    Mata your a ledgend, I tried this modification on the DR on the weekend and crikey it went, It must assist with the instant aceleration section of the power range, because when I hit the starter I think the bike just took off and threw me off the back. I must have hit my head because I think i was out for a while,
    Is there another way of connecting the wire to your body,them aligator clips are sharp.
    Was thinking maybe reducing the length of wire would assist in voltage transfer thus increasing impact from the modification, and you could attach the wire to,,,,say your scrotum:ohmy:

    Thanks for the tips and I will be sure to help others with your suggestion in the future.
    Boony

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