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Ollie wrote:

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Thank you Boony for your pathetic attempt at a post and an even more dire attempt at humor.

Thank you Ollie for that little gem of information that nobody cares about.

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Moto Bite me Biarch:laugh:

and when your finished with ollie

bite me biarch:woohoo:

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My predictions are

WEC = Suzuki DRZ400
AORC = Suzuki DRZ400
AUSSIE SAFARI = Suzuki DRZ400
DAKAR = Suzuki DRZ400
AMA SX = Suzuki DRZ400
AMA MX = Suzuki DRZ400
Aussie SX = Suzuki DRZ400
Aussie MX = Suzuki DRZ400
FINKE = Suzuki DRZ400
A4DE = Suzuki DRZ400

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my name….well its Y.F.Menace, with my first names being “You Fucking”.
thats what i was lead to believe, as my dad used to call me that from a very young age…ie- “stop changing the channel you fucking menace, the footys on” and “stop trying to lick the cat, you fucking menace” ive always had a thing for pussys from a tender age.
as the years rolled on i found out from my mum that my first name was actually Dennis. gee, who would have guessed??

my avatar….well its me, just before i retired from being a superhero, as i could no longer zip up my spidy suit. after this i became a humble electrician and budding bike rider.

the twist…..this is where it gets a bit wierder, after being retrenched from my superhero job, my boss hired a new spidy, and paid him more. you might have seen the black spidy (how gay!!). then the powers that be decided to make a villian called, you guessed it, “Menace”.
the villian, menace, (to add insult to my many injuries) is a chick!! she got her powers and her weapons from her wanker boyfriend, the green goblin. she even gets around in one of his mk7 goblin gliders…the cheek of her!
she is a hussy to the max and ends up getting preggo to the goblin. (ewww…green spider goblin babies)

she even has, and i quote..”weapons she uses are concussion and incendiary Pumpkin Bombs”.

i reckon someone is trying to steal my identity.
thats why i live in my secret hideout in mexico.

some reasons for my conclusion are…

1)the villian menace is a chick!! (attacks my sexuality)
2)incendiary Pumpkin Bombs, (clearly a reference to my KTM)
3)the villian, menace, has horns, replicating my old bull membership!
4)another quote..”Menace nearly beats an injured Spider-Man to death”.. this is clearly a metaphor of me fighting my inner demons….and losing again!

so there is an insight as to why some may think im a little loony.

the battle will never end…..

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the best way to start them is 1 litre of unleaded and a match:P even then shit dont burn:woohoo:

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Moto wrote:

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A very sedate response Boony, not had any coffee this morning? I’ll let menace dish you up a serve of KTM at the Chrizza party

serve of KTM:unsure: , do you mean like a plate of jelly kind of serve ,looks shiny,wobles alot, wont run in a straight line and is only enjoyed by small children or really old men with no teeth.

Hey everyone were having jelly at the christmas PARTAY its menace and matas shout..wooooooohooooooo:woohoo:

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Ok before you all ask where my user name come from it has something to dowith the witness protection program or did i use Boony because the spierman picture thingy was already taken. No hang on its got to do with the tattoo, those attending the christmas partay at LOUEEE will more than likly see it.

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Hey spidy , you got the green goblins phone number,need to make a call to him re a job I need doing on a superhero I know:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

PS ya stark raving luinetic(or how ever its friggin spelt)

if ya road a suzuki you would have got a karma for that

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first to admit I cant ride..and a bike with any credability would not be a wise purchase for me.maybe I should buy a KTM?:woohoo:

15 horsepower is just dandy as long as they all work together and get me home,dont care what colour saddles their wearing.

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Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late one night ,

A drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall.

‘What’s that big brass gong for?’ one of the friend’s asked.

‘Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock’ he drunkenly replied.

‘A talking Australian clock – seriously?’

‘Yup.’ ‘Hmmm (hic).’

‘How’s it work?’ the second friend asked, squinting at it.

‘Just watch’ he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ‘ear-shattering bash’ and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment in astounded silence.

Suddenly, an Australian voice from the other side of the wall screamed,

‘For f*#k’s sake, you stupid pri*#. It’s ten past three in the f*#king morning !!!’

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I`m thinking about nominating menace, he just needs to show he can be , kind,thoughtful,sincere,karm,loving,not take the micky out of fellow oldbulls,apprieciate not everyone needs to ride slow old KTMs and,

what the hell am I thinking , thats never gunna happen. forget that nomination….
Sorry spidy :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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menace wrote:

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Best thing youve said all day:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

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Big thumbs up to all the young bulls. and to all the old bulls involved in bringing the youny bulls through the ranks.. well done because thats what its all about, I say again big thumbs up to all.:cheer: 😆 :cheer: 😆 :cheer: 😆 :cheer: 😆 :cheer:

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Hey menace are you bringing the goat to louee or am I … I aqm so existed i just made a mess in my pants mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, warm , So looking forward to spend 3 days with yous guys and gals;) 😆 😆

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From the sound of the riding you do Boony, I would give the retreads a go for sure. The Pirelli Scorpion that TB was talking about is also a great cost effective tyre. So far I have found Michelin S12 to give the best grip, they do wear quick though and as a result I wouldn’t recommend them to you.

IRC M5B also have great grip with decent wear I hope you go okay with Fortune :ohmy:

Thanks mata
I dont need the grip levels yous bloke require so Im gunna try the fortune run at 16 psi and see how it goes and when i wear that out I`m looking at one of ollies retreads, still got bout 2 rides left in the kenda

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Moto wrote:

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I have received your funds Boony The master list has been updated to indicate that you have paid

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIm going to louee,Im going to louee,Im going to louee,Im going to louee,Im going to louee,Im going to louee,Im going to louee.
Boonies doing back flips (without a safety net)

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