i found this song…..the knives of bavaria.
in my quest for unbridled insane humour that only i understand…i changed it around a bit…..

I dreamed you were riding a train to Victoria
I dreamed that you sold your bike in Euphoria
Paws are for licking, Dusty’s eyes are to kill
only pussies ride, bikes from Bavaria
A plateful of oil, a tankful of fun
in a puddle on the floor under your beemer son
Send me a Kato, hear the chinese proverb
chopsticks suck, like bikes from Bavaria
Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalaa lala lalalala
Lalalalaa lala lalalala
Lala-lalalalaa lala lalalala
clean me and brush me, then ride me through pooh
then sell me real cheap, get a Kato for you
I’m orange, I’m orange; I’m orange, not blue
I love him, I love him; I love my kato I do
Lalalalaa meowwwwwww
menace