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    glenn
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    welcome back mate,, you should sell that tractor and buy a WR 450, there good bikes,,, :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :pinch:

    Boony

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216632

    glenn
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    hey dont you talk about temper,, and thats Mister short wick to you.. Narva 2

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216630

    glenn
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    snowy09 wrote:
    Aaron wrote:
    Boony wrote:
    I forgot to mention the ride would have flowed better if bloody Aaron gave me a hand :whistle:

    Boony to give the slower riders a hand you must hang around at the tail of the field. Since geting that race bike we don’t see you back there anymore :blink: :laugh:

    Where was he then ? He sure never got up the front!!!

    I was the one behind you snowy yelling out !!! will you get a move on were not riding trials bikes..

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216624

    glenn
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    Trailboss wrote:
    micknmeld wrote:
    snowy09 wrote:
    Seeing Bolls is still in the cow pens ripping off his customers let me summarise Bolls new bike

    Rattle

    Bang

    Clang

    Silence

    Hole in side of motor where gear teeth left the building

    Bolls left in camp with beer and porn mags

    Repeat from start

    I have read into this and I think that Snowy is suggesting the unspeakable……a Honda actually shitting itself proper. :ohmy:

    Now you have our attention please tell more.

    Who are you asking Boony or Snowy, it appears they couldnt lie straight in traction :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    TB

    Ohhh we will leave this story to Bolls. :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: when he calms down. :ohmy:

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216619

    glenn
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    snowy09 wrote:
    My version of a report

    The weekend started badly when Boony demanded a five am start so we could get to Walcha an hour before the bacon and egg roll shop and servo opened, and to Gingers Creek two hours before they opened.

    We set up laid out a fuel dump for the Saturday ride and then went to do some gentle wide open trails, apart from Damo playing hide and seek with an angry tiger snake, up at the pointy end of the ride it was pretty straight forward we even did a little trail maintenance and played what vine is that. There was some occasioinal bad language floating down from behind and when we rode back we found some mongrel had dumped some old Austrian piece of shit on the trail, it was obviously worthless as it wouldnt run. Damus worked his magic and it was returned to Tamworth for scrap metal. Friday nights Bench racing was very enjoyable.

    Saturday, 150 km of trails to do with a fuel dump in place and a packet of mint slice biscuits for lunch the day dawned with promise and the sound of Bollocks venting the Adventure rider dried curry meal from Friday night. Two dead possums will verify how bad it was. After a nice run out to the highway for Boony to autograph a white post had every one warmed up and we started the first long singles run, it was during this that Polly fell off his bike laughing at the constant stream of KTM loveing crap that Boony was spouting. Realising that the eskies and porn mags Bollocks had brought were unattended at camp Polly used the excuse of falling off to can his ride and return to camp. Aftter dumping him at camp we returned to the ride proper only to loose hours waiting for Boony to get up a very simple hill, as lead rider I can attest to there being no slippery bits on it when I went up. It was on this hill that Bolls new bike started to produce more noise than a fireworks competition, Aaron and I rode back down the hill and found Boony and Bolls cowering at the bottom of the hill and helped them around the hill using the track of defeat. Not long after this Bolls bike went quiet and we thought it was ok but it may have just been quiet compared to his wimpering as he decended into the valley of doom four (yep I have found four of them now). Damo and I had a picnic at the bottom of the valley while we waited for the others until Damo gave up waiting and rode his Kwaka up the trackout of the valley just using the back wheel as he was worried about tread wear on the front. I rode up and met him and eventually House and Boony arrived saying that Bolls was curled up in the fetal position refusing to get up unless someone rode his bike up the hill for him.
    After clearing the hill we rode off to the stamper where house proceeded to cause greenpeace concerns when he went swimming, a few of us went into rescue him only to have Bolls almost head on a big rock under the water, learn bolls always wear your helmet when swimming. The long hill single was next and despite its great condition and gentle slope again the pack was found wanting apparently they had to rope the Honda and Kato all the way up the hill. they took so long I had time to rewire the Drz as Boony had stolen my spare key so he could quietly take a real bike for a ride later on when we were all asleep. Finally they arrived much to cycle tunes relief as he was now nearly over his data quota after surfing the net for fourty minutes while waiting for Boony. Now three hours behind schedule we headed of for more sweet singles but again fate played its hand and Boony cut in front of Buzz to stop him too passing the kato, causing buzz to crash with a terminal radiator injury. Due to the sun fading and the proximity of the eskies, we called the ride and headed for camp.

    During dinner a gaping hole was spotted in the side of Bolls new bike which is apparently an optional Honda accessory he hadnt realised he had ordered. Everyone beat Big Dog to bed rather than have to listen to a certain KTM lover crap on about how he was going on a carrot diet to get more like the colour of his bike.

    Sunday saw Bolls swap Polly for the porn mags and Damus and Polly head home. The rest of the team and Boony headed off and finally things went to plan. We rode a shit load of great trails aa well as being able to laugh at boony who was getting crooker by the minute until he was no loger game to fart or burp without risk of following though. All bikes and riders survived the day and got back to camp.

    All up a great weekend despite Bolls and Boony coming. We only got through 150km of a planned 230 but it was all quality despite the trails being so wide and flat.
    The End Snowy

    Geez I wish I was on that ride snowy, the one I was on we were waiting for hondas and yamahas, we had to put the bigger heavier bike first or we would have never been able to strap the darn thing up a hill once the trail got a bit technical.

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216620

    glenn
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    SUNDAY
    This was to be a catch up day, there was many ks we didn’t do Saturday so we were going to give it our best shot to do them on this ride. I woke up felling a little second hand in the gut area? I put it down to drinking the creek water! Anyway to far to travel to let a little illness stop me. We skipped a few of our normal singles to try and catch up the ks, the singles we did ride were bloody terrible, they were loamy, grippy, dust free mainly clear of trees and real fast in a lot of sections. Snowy steered us to my favourite single and told me to lead, turned out to be an awesome race between Aaron and me, he won!
    We went from there to the beginning of the original valley of doom but we bypassed the technical bits and kept a good pace until we reach another harder section of the trails. It was on this section that we had to put the bikes on their sides to drag them under a tree, Snow got the DR through (eventually) then asked if I needed a hand but I had the bike through in no time flat, I won’t repeat what he said.
    Any way just after this section was a decent climb with a tree across the trail at the top. One of the riders got stuck ¼ the way up and I just rode straight past him which was good because I got to see him go off at the top when it was again our fault because he took the wrong line,, (yes Aaron it was my fault, in house joke) once a few of us let fly with our thoughts we headed for the best hill in Australia, its long its hard its steep but best of all its doable by most standard of riders.
    Once we were all at the top we set sail for our fuel drop to top up the bikes.
    We had a break there and then we had a rolling race for about 3 ks, this was hilarious, I could hear snowy singing out like a kid behind me, and we were all laughing when we got to the bottom. Our back packs were on the unsafe side of half way so we decided to head to a creek to top them up. Once we filled them in the creek a few of us went again, some of the crew had to split so we took them to our next single turn off and sent them on their merry way. We on the other hand headed straight back into the bush on the awesome trails. These trails were flowy, tacky, slippery, fast, slow and technical all the way back to the camp. We high fived, packed up camp and started the long drive home.
    Thanks go out to

    Snowy for leading, trail dozing top job mate.
    Damus, Damien and Rick for sweeping
    And the rest for making it a ride I will not forget in a long time .

    Boony

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216602

    glenn
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    Polly400 wrote:
    Fridays ride started out on Kakoda, aptly named as it it has got really overgrown, lots of grabby vines , little traction. The trail was a 7km challenge and took 4 ever . :unsure: :unsure: :unsure:
    Next we offed into one of Snowys favourites, loosely called one of many valley of dooms. Luckily we took the easy direction , down hill, but believe it or not it was more overgrown than Kokoda. :ohmy: :ohmy: :ohmy: Even the bullet pruff DRZ boiled ( promise of more surprises to come. One high point was Boonys Kato expiring . I went back uphill to rescue our stranded sweep.
    Normal questions:-
    Polly “whats wrong “
    Boony “it wont go no power”
    Polly ‘Where is the fuses”
    Boony ” F Nose”
    Polly ” Before I get the NRMA for u , have you checked the choke ?? “
    Boony ” Yeah Polly go get Damos …. please”

    After finding Damos a bit down the steamy jungle, I managed to get him to help the luckless Boony.
    Result Boony finally found where his Kato’s fuses were kept. with Damos assist.

    Other blokes have their “fuses” hidden in other places ???? ( in Joke 👿 👿 )

    After all of us finally extricating our tired bodies / MCs out of the doom land we got onto some nice open singles and cooled down back to the beer camp..

    Saturday a new day , more starters Bols ( now mounted on a red 450) , Nags ( making a guest appearance after a 4 year layoff ) Buzz & Aaron .
    We all had a great blast from the camp out to the highway then started back into the singles. Unfortunately it was in the singles where I lost the plot and had a big falling out with the yellow bike.
    It all happened so quick , one minute just cruisin without a care, next second lying under yer bike pondering is my body going to work??
    After getting my breath back and realising my riding was done for the weekend it was a slow ride back to base camp.

    I must thank ALL of the guys for being so supportive and helpful during my little orf. :) :) :) :)

    So there my ride report stops, but the fun continued ….
    I have some pics , I will load them in a few days – my net con is severely restricted – overdrawn account.

    Polly :) :) :)

    hey Poll thanks for leaving out my major dummy spit at narva

    Boony

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216596

    glenn
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    BOLLOCKS wrote:
    great ride
    carnage
    i have vids
    and food poisoning from a dodgey pie from Gingers creek :sick:
    ride report later when i’m well enough :blink: :sick:
    Bol :woohoo:

    PS boony…can you please clarify that it was not me who went off…thats the way it sorta reads…or maybe i’m just delerious with dodgey pie :sick:

    It was not you that went off bolls. I wouldn’t leave you stuck mate, and I also am crook as a dog. Poo and spew

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216588

    glenn
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    Seeing that I only bimned the kato twice that means the dozer only went good 2 times the whole weekend and please tell the peoples whose bike once again had to be hot wire all weekend ? Oh and what was your comment when I said I didn’t need a hand to get my bike under that log ??

    in reply to: Nippers License Day #216583

    glenn
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    Absolutly brilliant,,
    and just like his Dad,he cuts the corners and when he overtakes someone he pulls up to tell someone,, :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

    be very,very proud Bob. :)

    Boony

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216541

    glenn
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    SATURDAY
    This was to be our big ride day, snowy had planned a ripper of a route and we were as keen as kids in a lolly shop, Aaron arrived and we started to get ready. The day was going to be a warm one. :blink:
    I lead the troops along some real nice overgrown fire trails then out to the highway. There is a guide post somewhere in NSW with OBT 18/2/12 on it, yell out of you find it. :whistle: :whistle:
    I handed the vest to Snowy :pinch: and off we went on what has to be some of the best single trails in the country. :) The pace was good the ride was flowing ok, came over a crest only to find a few bikes stopped and the boys were looking at a downed rider, :ohmy: Turned out Polly had somehow binned it big time and landed back/kidneys first on a log in the grass and it hurt. :blush: The tuff bugger rode on but the pain got to him so we took him back to camp. We made sure he was fine and then in true Tamworthian fashion we went riding. :whistle: The next obstacle was a rather challenging hill, only 6 of the group made it and the others went around it to meet up with the group. Poor Bollocks left his goggles halve way up it and had to walk back up and get them, it near killed him. :woohoo: :woohoo:
    After we had regrouped I had some of the best side by side high speed riding I have ever had, Steve the local KTM dealer.(Cycletune Tamworth) can ride like you would not believe and crikey his KTM 250 throws some stones. :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
    Next on the Snowy tour of doom was the valley of doom 4, :ohmy: this is where things slowly started turning to poo for some. We finally got the entire crew up so it was down to the stamper for a break. :) House decided he didn’t want to die from heat exhaustion so in the freezing cold creek he went, about 3 seconds later after some of us looked at each other in we went too, boots and all, god it was cold but bloody nice, good call house. ;)
    The next trail is one I will not forget in a hurry, the first steep hill was just pure carnage, Rick and I must have chose the right line because we rode around some really good riders, I stopped at the top to help the boys up. Bolls got up on the cranky one and then a rider went off his nut at me because he reckoned i was the cause of him not making up the hill so he threw abuse at me at the top of his voice. I put the strap around his fork , dragged him and his bike up and then i continued to wear and ear full. Handy hint to that rider, DO NOT ABUSE THE PEOPLE HELPING YOU, :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: Oh and when experienced rider like Aaron, Damus, Steve, House give you guidance on how to ride some obstacles, it would pay to listen. He may notice that I rode around him on the hills on the following days ride instead of assisting him like I would normally do. 👿
    We then rode a main trail that led us to a track that would link us up to where we needed to be, I was scooting along following Aaron when I jumped over some small logs across the track, and I don’t know what made me do it but i turned around just in time to see Buzz bin it big time. :ohmy: I quickly turned around to give him a hand. He stood the yammy up only to discover he had mooshed a radiator. :( That was that ride over for the day. Due to the time we spent helping a rider through some obstacles it was pretty late by the time the boys had the yammy doctored up, so we limped home to the esky’s. :dry:

    More later

    Boony

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216539

    glenn
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    I forgot to mention the ride would have flowed better if bloody Aaron gave me a hand :whistle:

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216538

    glenn
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    Murph the surf wrote:
    Onya Boony
    The strapping method is the only way you can get everybody through certain gnarly sections.
    Sounds like ya’s had a great ride also
    Cheers
    Murph

    I Recon I wore my strap out on this ride murph :ohmy: it certainly got a workout

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216536

    glenn
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    micknmeld wrote:
    Boony wrote:
    micknmeld wrote:
    Did you guys do that trail down the hill into that snotty gully opposite the quarry?

    Yep sure did. The little Ktm loved it, there was a fair amount of carnage on the uphill at the end.

    I bet it was wet and slippery down in there! Is that mongrel log still across the track that stops you getting a run up at the hill?

    Yep its still there but the top half was the hardest bit, after the first 3 of us road straight up it, it turned to pop so we strapped neally everyone else up. Amazing what 3 metres of seatbelt cab do in the scrub.

    in reply to: the ccc ride #216526

    glenn
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    kram140 wrote:
    Did Bol join you guys on the new Red Rocket ?

    Kram B)

    Ohh the Honda,,, I will let bolls tell that story!

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