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Happy Birthday Nick. Take the day off and go riding Have good one.

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So Boony how was the shake down ride? I heard that stuff was shaking off :laugh:

Looks like we were a bit slippery for you lot through the forest today, Paul was leading and charging he was.

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Yep happy 50th Murph hope you had a cracker of a day

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This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70’s. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes.

The irony is, BBC received not one complaint.
The speed of delivery must have been too much.

Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and digbicks.. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. “Mist all chucking frighty!!!” said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella’s door and the sugly isters let him in.. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. “Who’s fust jarted?” asked the prandsome hince. “Blame that fugly ucker over there!!” said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!

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Boony wrote:

The date for this ride was changed about fifty gazillion times and some of the other Tamworthian’s decided , stuff that they`ll go over to the Barrington’s for a ride with storky, Not sure how that ride went, haven’t seen the ride reports yet.. :whistle: :whistle: :whistle:

There is no ride report as the ride was postpone due to the bloody wet weather but it will happen

This report is a good read though waiting for the more. Interesting comment about the subframe.

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Talk to Deuy he has a 310 husky in the shed and your 250 might just suit his daughter better.

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Burnsy wrote:

Yeah Boze you’d prob want to give it a bit of a freshen up. Mines got 9700ks/270hrs pretty sure it’s the first rebuild..I’d say your piston would be stuffed,check your timing chain to,mine was stretched to the shithouse..
was getting a bit low on compression and with all the rain we’ve been having thought would be a good time to tear it down Glad I did

I’m sending the cylinder to powerseal in the states,$320aus inc postage,,that’s not bad??

Yep ok similar conditions, I’d better look in to it sooner than I was going to. I use the manual tensioner.

Cheers Boze

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Hey Burnsy how many KM/HR you got on your 530? Mines got 8500km/270hr and all stock but using a little oil. Was thinking its time to do the same.

It don’t blow smoke & its not leaking. The gear box is fine.

Don’t mean to hijack the topic.

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I gotta thank all that did turn-up

Duey, Jamie & I went for a quick lap through Nundle today now we got dirty bikes

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Bloody east coast lows

This ride was at last minute postponed It rained constantly from 2am Saturday so when everyone awoke it was mmm what will we do. With the week of rain already in the hills it was going to be an interesting ride/slide. We waited for a good while and the rain still didn’t stop so we postponed it for a later date.

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Next time

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Epic Bolls Epic

I recon that it would have been a blast of a trip. Good on ya

So you didnt leave the Wolfrus behind anywhere :laugh:

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drewy wrote:

hi guys
sorry for the late notice but myself and Leon are not going to make it

have a good ride and will look forward to the ride report

Drewy

Sorry you guys cant make it, next time

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Happy birthday Menace you Mexican :laugh:

Oh see ya in them hills of gold again

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Happy birthday Smally Go hard & keep it upright :woohoo:

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Happy Birthday Rob have a great weekend

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