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  • in reply to: Old Bulls 7th Birthday Ride #261929

    Cris
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    Don’t worry Storky the ride will flow faster and better now :whistle:

    in reply to: It’s not a photo but WOW!!!! #261923

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    Here is what was in the video description:

    2012 KTM 500 EXC billet gas tank vent plugged up and failed causing the
    tank to build up crazy pressure. Pressure built up so high it forced
    gas out the bottom seals in the tank. This failure had nothing to do
    with the Clockwork tank or cap. This failure was purely the vent I
    installed. Going to stick with the true and tested hose only from here on out. Never had a hose plug or fail! The tank almost bursted out at the seams. This was a good pressure test of the Clockwork tank as following this episode the tank does not leak and there are no cracks. Thumbs up on construction of the tank!

    xy-transit wrote:
    Boze wrote:
    I’m guessing if anyone is running this type of breather to keep an eye on it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEIS9f3X4DY

    Is it a breather problem? Or boiling the fuel like the boys at nundle that time?

    in reply to: Jokes #261688

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    The Vicar’s False Teeth,

    A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth.

    The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight minutes.

    The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes.

    The following Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
    The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and
    they asked him what happened.

    The Pastor explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn’t
    talk for more than 8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10 minutes.

    But, the third Sunday, he put his wife’s’ teeth in by mistake and he couldn’t shut up………..

    in reply to: Which 450 ? #261887

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    Go Kato
    Quick and easy oil & air filter change
    No linkage to maintain or thrash with rocks
    Lighter than jap

    Duey has an 99 300 he would part with cheap :ohmy:

    in reply to: Which 450 ? #261848

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    Go sherco I seen a 300 get throw away a coupe of times on the weekend and not even the lost engine mount bolt stoped it. :ohmy: Glad it wasn’t mine.

    in reply to: Happy birthday STM #261835

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    Happy Birthday STM now get out there them trails are damp :woohoo: :woohoo:

    in reply to: Happy Birthday Gordo #261820

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    Happy Birthday that Gordo

    No footage remember I got lost :laugh: Aaron has footage of Tim going up.

    in reply to: WARNING BIKE SCAMMERS ABOUT #261803

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    And they wonder why people get shot

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #261801

    Cris
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    Thought that was Bolls on the bike :laugh:

    in reply to: Ute for reel #261788

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    So trailers would be the same then.

    So what about bike trailers with say fuel drums tied on with ockie straps they should be tied on with load restraint straps with max load capacity marked on them like the bike straps.

    It just never ends. But I can see why :silly:

    in reply to: COWPATT CORNER #261761

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    Sounds good Snow. 3 of us were up there on Saturday flying about.

    in reply to: Post apocalypse ride Sat 25-4-15 #261703

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    MrSquiggle wrote:
    Ill be busy re-attaching my veranda roof :(

    Dam not so bad Im guessing
    Was wondering how you guys down there paired with water and destruction.

    in reply to: Jokes #261425

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    50 Grayish Shades …. !!

    Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . . .
    In and out . . . . in and out . . . .
    A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .
    She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
    Between her breasts . . . . and, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
    She was getting near to the end . . . . !!
    He was in ecstasy . . . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . . Forwards then backwards . . . .
    Forward then backward . . . .
    Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!
    Her heart was pounding now . . . .
    Her face was flushed . . . .
    She moaned . . . . softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
    Finally . . . . totally exhausted . . . . she let out a piercing scream . . .
    She shouted . . . . :

    “OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can’t parallel park . . . .
    You do it . . . . !!”

    in reply to: Happy bithday King Strucky #261686

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    All Hail the King :laugh: :laugh:
    Happy Birthday :woohoo: :woohoo:
    See ya at Nundle :blink:

    in reply to: Enduro cross obstacles #261650

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    You wont even know the tyres are there snowy and they will be fun.

    Here have a look at this I’m sure you will find something :ohmy:

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