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For you & the misses setup the 4×4 not the trailer.

rooftop tent, awning, fridge, ect.

just a thought.

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Yeh teds idea with a roof top tent. It would also have storage up there to carry mates swag
I also got a 30 second Oz tent. Goes up in 30 seconds & takes 3 mins to peg it down :laugh:

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Irish Bic Lighter

Mick and Paddy were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Mick pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had No matches, he asked Paddy for a light.

‘Ya, sure, I tink I haff a lighter,’ Paddy replied and then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long..

‘My God, man!’ exclaimed Mick, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. ‘Where’d yew git dat monster?’

‘Well,’ replied Paddy, ‘I got it from my Genie.’

‘You haff a fecking Genie?’ Mick asked..

‘Ya, sure. It’s right here in my tackle box,’ says Paddy.

‘Could I see him?’

Paddy opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the Genie, Mick says, ‘Hey dere! I’m a good pal of your master.
Will you grant me one wish?’
‘Yes, I will,’ says the Genie.

So Mick asks the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Mick sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the Irish sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the one million ducks Mick yells at Paddy, ‘What the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!’

Paddy answers, ‘Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing.
Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?’

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Hey Snowman those rooftop tents are big enough for you & a goat. A bike weekend would only have you in it so a really good size. Getting in drunk, you don’t get drunk :whistle: 5minute setup & pack up.
Would be a good setup if it wasn’t too high.

The only other options you have is
a tent on the ground with air bed or swag
Gabbezo like mine ( still a tent on the ground ) which is good for a group.
or just swag under roof aweing

Boze

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I think at the end of the day it is about having something hanging off your approved helmet that when in a crash it affects the crash protection of the helmet. They are trying to say that you have compromised your safety by having a camera mounted to it. So cop a fine

I personally don’t get it as when you crash and your helmet hits say the gutter a camera is not going to get in the road of protection.

The visors are mounted so when in a crash they pop off by using plastic screws. So why would a stuck on camera be any different?

Just my thoughts
Boze :pinch:

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Just build 1 Spud

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Here is the ADR for helmets if it works.

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Late Night Phone Call To The Vet

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and ‘in heat’, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.

Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, “Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.”

“Do you think that will work?” she asked.

“Just worked on me,” he said……

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Yeh it was a bit of a redneck day :laugh: Love those types of days :woohoo:

I’d love to get down south with LC just have to see if it works out this year.

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white rocket wrote:

TrailBoss wrote:

Birthday Ride 9th and 10th of May it seems at this stage just need to tick one more box. Thanks to those that have put their hand up to help and I must say its in one of the best ride locations in NSW (And pretty central for one and all)

TB

reckon there will be a few cashed up old bulls there looking forward to it hope boze turns up :laugh: :laugh: go the 530 ss

I’ll be there Rocket Just gotta get me bike sorted, she’s wearing out a bit :whistle:

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Here is the 2nd vid had to finish it a bit quick due to the storms down our way. Enjoy.

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snowy09 wrote:

Boze wrote:

TrailBoss wrote:

Birthday Ride 9th and 10th of May it seems at this stage just need to tick one more box. Thanks to those that have put their hand up to help and I must say its in one of the best ride locations in NSW (And pretty central for one and all)

TB

Cool Bring it on [/quote

I heard there is a cross country course for buses included. are you competing?

No not in that 1 Snowy, the Volvo wouldn’t make the hill climbs :ohmy:

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TrailBoss wrote:

Birthday Ride 9th and 10th of May it seems at this stage just need to tick one more box. Thanks to those that have put their hand up to help and I must say its in one of the best ride locations in NSW (And pretty central for one and all)

TB

Cool Bring it on

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The Haircut

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his Father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.’

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, ‘Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.

The boy said, ‘You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair,

John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair ~ and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.

You’re going to love the Dad’s reply:

“Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere?”

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Hey Snowy this has got everything you’ve been screaming for :laugh:

Get Your Snow Riding On!

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