Don’t let the neighbours little shit kids find your plantation and call the cops.. Nough said!
Oh and yes Petrol burns just as good as Kero when added to half a bag of lucerne Hay
Don’t throw more petrol on a petrol fire when trying to put it out.
Run bloody fast when letting off bolt bombs.
Don’t hit the bottom end of a bullet whilst trying to get the gunpowder out.
Fuses are never long enough especially when stuck in shotgun shells
Ball bearings in copper bombs sounds fun but shit they hurt.
Don’t have sling shot fights in the bush with your mates someones bound to get hurt
Front brakes on BMX’s are highly overated.
Don’t knock off your best mates old mans wine collection and leave the empties in the loungeroom.
Always have a pillow handy when watching “those movies”
Don’t leave your brown paper bag full of leaves in the microwave for your mother to find.
Mirror tiles are great for covering up temper tantrums and holes in the wall (can’t wait till someone removes those)
Don’t ride a cr80 at 60ks after you’ve had a stack and oil is weeing out the crack in the engine casing.
10mm sidcrome spanners do not make good replacement gear levers.
Dad’s tools are actually my tools he just dosn’t know it.
Don’t get completey s*** faced around a campfire.
Theres plenty more but…
