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Crash is go
Doctor is go

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Squirrel, Squirrel, Squirrel…….. So much built up hostility. Must be all that time you’ve spent alone through the winter in that hollow tree with nothing else but the company of your own nuts! In response to your enquiries –
# I’ve never taken anyone else out during any of my ‘moments’.
# The farmers couldn’t care less, they’re actually quite appreciative for any free ploughing or scarifying I can do for them!
You’re a pretty opinionated little rodent. Thanks for your unsolicitored input, but if you don’t mind, I’ll keep the big girl and continue enjoying tree dodging and the great outdoors.
Beware of Chicken and his roll of masking tape…..uh,uh,uh.pop!
Your target of the week…..Crash.

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Chris,
I have my Senior First Aid Certificate. (not St J)
Crash

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Sorry Trailboss – Negative Karma Bro – This web site should be like the conveyor belt in the deodorant ad on telly! Lazer beams should seek and destroy anything even remotely girly related! I can’t beleive you said the ‘T’ word!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crash

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Banski,
What’s happening with the big bad DRZ? How’s it all coming together for YM
Crash

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The fox bag went to the great ‘den’ in the ground. It’s the same place, after last weekend, the red & white fox jersey is going!! The same jersey I use at YM last year!

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Guru,
Don’t show cheifgili the fox bum bag test results from Yellow M last year.

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GPS Update,
My GPS came back from Garmin today – but they wouldn’t replace the malfunctioning toggle switch……….
They sent me back a brand new box with a complete brand new GPS in it!!!!!!!!!!
The only concern I have is that there was no accompanying letter telling me what was going on!
I’ll learn to live with it.
Crash

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Chop,
Hope all is going well and your not in too much dis-comfort. Whilst your recovering, study Trailbosses favourite selection of crash crash photos for a change in landing styles for next time.
I started walking un-aided this arvo! But still a way to go.
Take care mate.
Crash

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That’s gold – that’s worth as many points as Hammers’ comment on Saturday night!

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i’d rather have a garden hose catheter inserted by a 19 year old epileptic work experience nurse.

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Guru,
Should ‘crash’ now become ‘stake’ or ‘twiggy’ or maybe we should open up for a few suggestions?
Also, looking for why things happen and starting to get superstitious, should we the change the number of the ‘beast’.

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Boys,
Chicken won’t be replying to any enquiries or questions! He’s too busy hammering out lap after lap after lap after lap of his “secret squirrel” training track in the Watagans. He’s totally dedicated to defending his title as the reining “2007 Old Bull Yellow Mountain Trophy” holder. You’ve got to admire his drive and committment!
He kicked Crashes arse last year and is preparing to kick everybody elses this year!
Trailboss has all the bling – but can he “sing” It’s been a few years since he has had a go. Can he sustain the concerntration for the 6 or 7 hours required over the 2 days?
Can the coughing, hiccuping, hesitating 6fiddy last the distance. Hopefully this weekend will indicate how all the “guns” prep’s are going!!!
Crash

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Mick,
I bought my Garmin Etrex Legend about 3 or more years ago. I read an article in either Dirt Action or ADB. They did a Comparo on about 9 or 10 different models and types. I chose this model because it seemed to be light, small, durable, dirt and water proof (not pressure rated), can import mapsource software, draws minimal current and is easy to use.
Sometimes, with my smooth, faultless riding style (:woohoo: yeh, right:silly: ) I may have hit some rather hard objects etc – it would turn off. But I put alum. foil at either end of the batteries to keep the power in constant contact and it seemed to eliminate the problem. The toggle switch now won’t work in one direction, so I’m getting it replaced.
You know how quickly technology improves, maybe someone else has some more recent experience with newer stuff that has been released since.
Crash

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Oy chicken, stop being so modest!!! You forgot to tell everyone that you are the current holder of the ‘Old Bull’ Yellow Mountain Cross Country Perpetual Trophy.
PS. Thanks for staying in the trenches with me on Saturday.
Crash.

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