[WayneMember]

OWL 02 wrote:

There are 2 Bulls standing on top of a hill looking down at all the female cows. 1 old bull and 1 young bull
The youg bull says, lets run down the hill and F$%K one of them !
The old bull says, let just walk down and F$%K the lot of them.

ARE YOU FOR REAL OWL02???????????

That joke was the Genesis of the whole “OLD BULL” website.

1st it was Ono racing – too soft we thought

then we worked out that, Old age & experience BEATS youth & enthusiasm every time

So, the above joke became the OBT reality thanks to Chris & TB.

[WayneMember]

Mal, your a leg end!
Rootin’ for ya fella!
Make that smoker look good!
Crash

[WayneMember]

Trailboss wrote:

singletrackmind wrote:

Riders site name: Crash
Friday ride: Yes, if Deejays shitter pulls like he does (or did )
Friday dinner: yes
Saturday breakfast: no
Sunday ride: yes
If you have family coming how many and what are their ages: n/a

Crash

[WayneMember]

Hey Rocket, better late than never….hope you celebrated big time.
Crash

[WayneMember]

Well done Nick, good to see you letting your hair dow………..!
Sorry.
Crash

[WayneMember]

You can have the 666 650 if you want TB, I hear a few members would like to see the singles lit up a little!

[WayneMember]

How do we get the beast there?

[WayneMember]

Trailboss wrote:

Oops Houston we have a problem :laugh:

TB

Let me have a guess Deejay. Did it go something like this…………

The Valiant leader TB sees the water hazard ahead.

Suddenly he experiences horrific flashbacks to the Murray crossing where he played World Championship Wrestling with the Tenere from many rides ago.

Next……………. “Ouch” says TB, as he fakes the ol’ bee in the helmet dilemma. “You keep going Deejay, it’s not deep, I’ll be right behind you………………”

How’d I do Deej?

Crash

[WayneMember]

snowy09 wrote:

Cant join you gold panning that Friday sorry Bolls Im going up to Nundle that weekend by coincidence but am just riding a never ending singles loop that I happen to have almost completed cutting in. While its almost flat it is technical, tight and aimed to boil the shit out of XR 650’s. if you dont like pine trees, logs, going fast past very close trees and having a bloody good time this will be one to avoid. To avoid destroying people there are regular scenic rest sections to have a short break between sections……….blah blah blah

Feels like a slap in the face with your glove there Snowy…….challenge style!

Now your in Club Red, you need to read the manual a little more closely……..it says “no giving it to a model that will still be going strong when doing the valves & dropping a piston & ring in your new little weapon for the 4th time!!!

I’ll be there, but I’ll be bringing the little 1/4 horse. The big girl has earned it’s time in ‘the long yard’ as Slim sang.

Crash

[WayneMember]

How great has the near up-to-the-minute ride reports been.
Pictures & stories just about as they happen!
Almost can’t believe it.
How good are the times we live in?

Thanks for taking the time to include us all on your trip boys! It’s been brilliant!!!

Crash

[WayneMember]

Too bad they didn’t start their trip a few days earlier…….could have topped it off with the V8’s in Townsville!

[WayneMember]

They’re a bunch of F&%$en lunatics!! :woohoo:

Just off the phone……………in 5 minutes they covered:

monkey butt, beer, arse hair, rum, throttle cable rooting, queenslanders, beer, baby wipe dispenser ideas, bum prep., rum, bauxite, beer, some language I couldn’t even understand, having a terrible time!, dust, rum, day off, deforestation with a knobby tyre, beer, rum, living the dream, back/crack & sack, 400 vehicles through (school hols), head on challenges, beer, dust, rum………..

you get the picture!

They’re relaxed, surrounded by maroons, shit faced & having a ball…………………………bastards!

I’d hate to be in their shoes & looking out from behind their eyes in the morning! :sick:

Go you good things!

Crash

[WayneMember]

Scotty, did you intensionally edit that video to be that length of time?
Your good!

[WayneMember]

Should hit the Lions Den Pub tomorrow. Good luck crossing that Bloomfield river gentlemen, hope your tide timing is spot on.

[WayneMember]

No mate….I have no life at the moment

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